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Title: some people...
Post by: duffjr on December 16, 2005, 10:10:52 pm
start topics with these damn determiner phrases that don't talk about the topic whatsoever.

anyway, i was in the elevator today, and this guy went out of the elevator on the wrong floor.  he came back in acknowledging that he got out too early, and when the elevator door was closing, he pounded the door close button twice hoping it would close faster and make the situation better.  did he actually think the elevator's rate changes depending on how many times you push the button?
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: Ed_McCarron on December 16, 2005, 10:12:03 pm
I understand.

I had to take a train into the city today.  The conductor announced the wrong stop.
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: JackTucky on December 16, 2005, 10:14:02 pm
My favorite is when you are waiting for the elevator, and you've pressed the down or up button, and it's clearly let, yet some asshat has to press it again.

If two people are on the elevator, and one person farts, both people know who did it.

Art
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: DrewKaree on December 16, 2005, 10:30:17 pm

If two people are on the elevator, and one person farts, both people know who did it.

Art

Stingray.


I hate those elevators where there's a lobby button, a ground floor button, and a basement button.  Why the heck don't they START at basement and start counting up for every floor OTHER than basement?
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: duffjr on December 16, 2005, 11:08:04 pm
G1 and G2 for the two parking levels, or just A for the parking level below 1 and B for the one below A.  apparently, parking constructors don't talk to the building ones. 

i hate when you get on the elevator and notice there are more buttons lit than the amount of people present.
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: DrewKaree on December 16, 2005, 11:46:29 pm

i hate when you get on the elevator and notice there are more buttons lit than the amount of people present.


Yeah, sorry 'bout that.  I'm trying the patch to see if it'll help me quit
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: erictrumpet on December 17, 2005, 12:04:31 am
I hate when I get in an elevator and my choices are LL, G1, G2, B, etc. I am always like WTF I just want to get to the street! IMO "1" should always and forever be street level. Wanna get out of the building? Press 1. Why is this not a universal standard? Obviously I am too smart to understand this.
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2005, 01:11:25 am
I never go inside buildings that have elevators. That's where They gas you and plant Thier tracking chips in you while you're out.

-S
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: Harry Potter on December 17, 2005, 01:18:25 am
I just wait in the elevator until someone comes and pushes the right button.
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: DrewKaree on December 17, 2005, 01:20:35 am
I never go inside buildings that have elevators. That's where They gas you and plant Thier tracking chips in you while you're out.

-S

Do "they" know you're posting outside regular slacker hours?
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: Stingray on December 17, 2005, 01:23:39 am
I never go inside buildings that have elevators. That's where They gas you and plant Thier tracking chips in you while you're out.

-S

Do "they" know you're posting outside regular slacker hours?

They know everything.

It's friday night. I'm a real party animal. Woo.

-S
Title: Re: some people...
Post by: DrewKaree on December 17, 2005, 01:40:14 am
I've been working on my CP while enjoying a few of Chippewa Falls' finest ;D

Oh, and trying to figure out how to devolve from v59 to v55.

I may have to buy some Rogaine in order to have some hair to pull out