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Title: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: DrewKaree on December 07, 2005, 12:32:52 pm
http://www.theunionleader.com (http://www.theunionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Ersatz%20Santa%20charged%20after%20dropping%20pants&articleId=ea98e6ae-b942-4651-97c7-b0a96baae0fe)

Hey, I think we've found out what MrC did on his day off today! ;D
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Stingray on December 07, 2005, 12:59:41 pm
Okay. He was wearing sweatpants under his Santa pants. Sure he should have been fired, but how is that disorderly conduct. What law did he break?

Oh hang on.. just read the whole artical. He doesn't even work at the mall. So some schmuck was dropping his Santa pants, but had swaets on under. I don't get why he was arrested.

-S
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Crowquill on December 07, 2005, 01:39:13 pm
So the dude just cruises the mall, dropping his pants. Holiday shoppers and mall workers are not the people to try and piss off this time of year. It's no wonder he was arrested.

I was more amused by the ad that was running with the story (it's a travel ad):
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Stingray on December 07, 2005, 01:46:48 pm
Ha! The ads are blocked for me, I didn't see that one. :)

-S
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Ed_McCarron on December 07, 2005, 03:06:51 pm
I don't get why he was arrested.

They can always get you for criminal trespass.  You can be standing in the mall minding your own business and get arrested if you don't leave when told.  Oh, they don't always tell you to leave, either.  They start with the arrestin'
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Jabba on December 07, 2005, 03:17:40 pm
I agree with Stingray on this. WTF? He had sweatpants on under there. I think they could have asked him to leave instead of arresting him...
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Stingray on December 07, 2005, 03:18:40 pm
Not that it was in any way in good taste, but I still fail to see how it's illegal.

-S
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: DrewKaree on December 07, 2005, 03:34:51 pm
Not that it was in any way in good taste, but I still fail to see how it's illegal.

-S

Maybe he was in violation of the dress code....or he had a BB gun down the front of his pants and had no license for it
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Stingray on December 07, 2005, 03:39:20 pm
I guess that would do it.

-S
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: DrewKaree on December 07, 2005, 03:45:07 pm
Only in Illinazi, or if Hitlery has her way.  There's gotta be more references to use, but that's all that's coming to mind, and I've promised something about something or other to something something
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Ed_McCarron on December 07, 2005, 03:48:11 pm
...or he had a BB gun down the front of his pants and had no license for it...

Maybe he was just glad to see you.
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: DrewKaree on December 07, 2005, 03:49:27 pm
...or he had a BB gun down the front of his pants and had no license for it...

Maybe he was just glad to see you.

STOP checking out everyone's dongle!  ;D
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Ed_McCarron on December 07, 2005, 04:07:16 pm
I will dangle my dongle where I darn well delineate.

You're just jealous of my distinguished dongle.
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: Stingray on December 07, 2005, 04:13:06 pm
Flappy Holidays!

-S
Title: Re: Bad Santa! No 'nog for you!
Post by: missioncontrol on December 08, 2005, 12:13:47 am
how is this guy any different than the kids who roam the malls with their pants down and their boxers showing?