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Title: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 01:22:30 am
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Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 04:17:04 am
glad to see all is well


The trick with aliens is that they make you believe you hadn't been abducted by rewritting stuff into your mind.

they are highly advanced in their photoshop skills to support what they wrote into your mind.

I only wish I had found that alien abduction manual early to prevent the tramatic experience that you don't remember.

Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 05:05:58 am
Hmmmm......

That might explain the sudden growth of this extra testicle that makes a strange buzzing sound and glows in the dark.

I just thought it was a side effect of being relaxed and nicotine free.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 05:11:28 am

Hmmmm......

That might explain the sudden growth of this extra testicle that makes a strange buzzing sound and glows in the dark.


no that's just one of your wifes toys    ;)
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Minwah on November 21, 2005, 06:59:33 am
Where did you go?  Looks lovely  8)

Fricking freezing here atm, think it's time to head to Oz or some other hot place...
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Jess-- on November 21, 2005, 07:10:43 am
wish I was there....

4 days of freezing fog here keeping the temperature at around -1

village about 5 miles away has been escaping the fog and staying well above freezing.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 07:59:22 am
Where did you go?  Looks lovely  8)
The general area is known as Port Stephens but the name of the place is Nelson Bay. It is 2-1/2 hours north of Sydney which makes it close enough to visit every weekend.

As a younger bloke I would go camping there quite a few times per year, my wife and I also spent an enormous amount of time there before the kids. It is a very nice place and I have considered more than once selling my Sydney home and moving there.

But.......

I would find it impossible to find suitable work in the local area and if I had to travel for 3-4 hours per day for employment this would erode the lifestyle that would motivate such a move.  :(

This picture shows the mainland heads. To the left is Yacabah and on the right is Tomaree. Apparently the heads are supposed to resemble some part of Jamaica or something...
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 08:28:05 am
Show off.

This is just a subtle knock at Melbourne's crap weather.  ;)
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 08:33:54 am
This is just a subtle knock at Melbourne's crap weather.  ;)
There is nothing subtle to say about Melbourne's weather, it is a global fact that the weather in Melbourne fiercely sucks big hairy donkey balls. But at least you have trams.

Yep... When you got trams so you don't need perfect weather, pretty girls or a beautiful harbour.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 08:38:37 am
Oh yeah. Nothing like being stuck behind trams on the way to work.

You can have the damn things in exchange for the monorail and girls with perfect boobs.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 09:14:39 am
Guess we can call off that search party.

-S
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: ChadTower on November 21, 2005, 09:20:12 am
I need to learn how to arrange vacations like that.

I've never been on such a vacation.  When I was a kid, when we had any time off, we just went deeper into the woods.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 09:21:42 am
When I was a kid, when we had any time off, we just went deeper into the woods.
And another part of the Chad jigsaw falls into place.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: ChadTower on November 21, 2005, 09:23:16 am

And another part of the Chad jigsaw falls into place.

Kind of like where Stingray lives, but make the woods half the size of the US with nothing usable north of them.

(ha ha nothing usable north of OK)
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 09:25:35 am
It just sounds kinda funny to me. We don't call it "the woods" here....
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: ChadTower on November 21, 2005, 09:39:54 am

You don't have the type of forest that Canada does, that's why.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 09:41:20 am
I think he meant that all trees in Australia are rubber.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: ChadTower on November 21, 2005, 09:41:45 am

That explains the fumes.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 09:44:21 am
And the massive dildo industry.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: ChadTower on November 21, 2005, 09:49:00 am

So where do the small DC motors come from?  The Bush?


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 09:53:05 am
And the massive dildo industry.
We manufacture Drew Voodoo dolls.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 09:56:04 am
We manufacture Drew Voodoo dolls.
I think now would be a good time to put your pants back on and drop the doll or Drew will be back in here bitching and thinking he has kidney stones again.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: ChadTower on November 21, 2005, 09:57:39 am

Stop playing with the doll's genitalia, then.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 09:58:42 am
We manufacture Drew Voodoo dolls.
I think now would be a good time to put your pants back on and drop the doll or Drew will be back in here bitching and thinking he has kidney stones again.

It'd have to twice-life size.  ;D
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 10:08:33 am
I'm not paying close enough attention. I missed my chance for a cheap shot at drew and I also missed a dildo joke. :(

-S
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 10:10:40 am
I'm not paying close enough attention. I missed my chance for a cheap shot at drew and I also missed a dildo joke. :(

-S
You should make up for lost time and combine them into a single event with an unpleasant ending.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 10:11:45 am
*need proper puke icon* (http://stingraysmadness.com/EE/images/smiles/puke.gif)

Thanks Stingray
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: ChadTower on November 21, 2005, 10:14:08 am

Wrong orifice.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 10:15:13 am
Quote
*need proper puke icon*

Just happen to have one handy.

(http://stingraysmadness.com/EE/images/smiles/puke.gif)

-S
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 06:59:53 pm
A puke without carrots is not a puke. Carrots define everything a puke stands for.
Title: Re: Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Post by: Zakk on November 21, 2005, 08:38:42 pm
That's an awesome vacation spot.  I'm quite envious considering our driveable-distance vacation spot has bears and blackflies.  :SIGH: