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Title: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 12:57:15 pm
We the undersigned respectfully request to have the post counts turned back on for the EE forums so that we can continue our quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats. And <insert other convincing stuff here>

thank you for you time

that is all



 ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 12:59:57 pm
"This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays." --Arthur Dent

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Crazy Cooter on November 17, 2005, 01:01:00 pm
I refuse to sign this petition.  I want to see how long it takes Stingray to reach 8000 posts.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 01:02:09 pm
I refuse to sign this petition.  I want to see how long it takes Stingray to reach 8000 posts.

Just for that, I'm gonna go to the main forum and answer some newb's question about how to wire up an OK button.

Later.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 01:04:21 pm
now you done it....

see Saint by freezing the EE post count your running the risk of exposing Stingray to the reast of the forums.... :o

Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: AC. on November 17, 2005, 01:07:11 pm
I agree. We all love increasing arbitrary numbers on a screen by pushing buttons.

And if not --  New topic in Project Announcements:

"My project to post cheesecake pics...."

Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 01:16:57 pm
Quote from: Saint
(http://www.geekt-shirts.com/images/products/398Sm.jpg)



 ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 01:18:09 pm
FA I:LH ho;EW z:S 9uRQPWUQ rpw

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 01:18:28 pm

Oddly enough, that had as much content as most of his posts.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: SirPoonga on November 17, 2005, 01:20:14 pm
Isn't that a cliff notes version?
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 01:20:58 pm

Oddly enough, that had as much content as most of his posts.

Even without a Bush joke?

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 01:21:58 pm

Yeah, the Bush jokes are so common now that a good one is pretty much monkeys with typewritten Shakespeare.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 01:23:59 pm
If you give a million typewriters to a million monkeys, they'll just fling poo all over them. I checked.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Sephroth57 on November 17, 2005, 01:25:53 pm
i want a monkey with a typewriter. someone get me one for christmas
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 01:26:36 pm
i want a monkey with a typewriter. someone get me one for christmas

You know you're just setting yourself up for another "seph's mom" joke right?

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 01:36:41 pm

Seph's mom flings poo.  I checked.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 01:39:10 pm
Chad should know too He was stuck in her ass crack for a week
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 01:41:27 pm
It was scary in there.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 01:56:30 pm
so what's this I hear about cheescake being banned?
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: saint on November 17, 2005, 02:08:22 pm
It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.

now you done it....

see Saint by freezing the EE post count your running the risk of exposing Stingray to the reast of the forums.... :o


Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 02:11:09 pm
It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.


Yes we know you're prepared but are the rest of the forumites prepared to have Stingray run loose
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 02:12:05 pm
The horror.............


















The horror
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: sirwoogie on November 17, 2005, 02:13:40 pm
Don't tempt us to make this retroactive. :)
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Scott84 on November 17, 2005, 02:14:47 pm
Petitions dont work! Pay the man!
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 02:15:16 pm
Retro's good. But don't say 'active' around Stingray. It's liable to get him up and around.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 02:27:52 pm
It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.

now you done it....

see Saint by freezing the EE post count your running the risk of exposing Stingray to the reast of the forums.... :o



You're one hoopy frood. :)

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Sephroth57 on November 17, 2005, 02:28:25 pm
saint should open up "donations" for the website. if you donate you get your posts turned back on in EE
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 02:29:06 pm
I'll donate a six-pack of Fosters.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 02:32:51 pm
I'll donate a six-pack of Fosters.

I know you Aussie don't care for Fosters, but I live in Oklahoma, where beer is 3.2% alcohol. I love the stuff.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 02:34:28 pm
Why do you think I'm donating it.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 02:37:49 pm
You can send it to me. Here's my address:

Stingray
Last house on the left
Oklahoma

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: shmokes on November 17, 2005, 02:40:44 pm
It was the best of times.....IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES!!!
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 02:44:22 pm
You can send it to me. Here's my address:

Stingray
Last house on the left
Oklahoma

-S

is that from the east or west?
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 02:44:52 pm
Top
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 02:49:48 pm
oh
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 02:52:03 pm
Yeah, duh. You must have failed geographiamabob.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: SirPoonga on November 17, 2005, 03:00:10 pm
We the undersigned respectfully request to have the post counts turned back on for the EE forums so that we can continue our quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats. And <insert other convincing stuff here>
I am still waiting for someone to point out the convincing part...
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 03:02:00 pm
I was planning on taking that after calculatorististics
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 03:03:34 pm
We the undersigned respectfully request to have the post counts turned back on for the EE forums so that we can continue our quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats. And <insert other convincing stuff here>
I am still waiting for someone to point out the convincing part...
Well um.... it's like this and .....




That dog has a puffy tail! Here puffy! Heheheh hehhhehehe!
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: SirPoonga on November 17, 2005, 03:04:12 pm
I was thinking abou the "quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats".  EE is the cheaters way :)
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 03:09:14 pm
I was thinking abou the "quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats".
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: AC. on November 17, 2005, 03:17:15 pm
We own the book and therefore we own Saint and this board right?   :)
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 03:25:38 pm
well that's not going to win our side over
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: AC. on November 17, 2005, 03:47:02 pm
How about if we keep sending ship after ship into their lasers, clogging them with wreckage?
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 03:50:11 pm
now that's one heck of an idea
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 03:56:46 pm
I've got a Canadian Penny and twelve nano-tina turners who are willing to carry it for me. Fear me.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 04:10:46 pm
fear the canadian penny toting nano-tina turners you BYOAC powers are defensless against them Saint........


bwaahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 17, 2005, 09:40:39 pm
I'm not "forever certain", but I'm pretty sure you guys don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of stealing my title from me.

I still don't get the "I need to know my post count" fixation.

I just assume all but one of my posts will someday be sent to Post Hell, and am simply playing the odds that THIS ONE won't be the one that's sent packin'.

Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Kremmit on November 17, 2005, 09:56:28 pm
I'll bet the auto-censor doesn't know what do do with Belgium.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Crazy Cooter on November 17, 2005, 10:15:48 pm
I'm not "forever certain", but I'm pretty sure you guys don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of stealing my title from me.

 * waiting to see the *yoink* under Drews name  *
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 17, 2005, 10:40:29 pm
Dude, you can't *YOINK* something that was earned, but you sure as heck can *YOINK* something you were born with!

And for Seph:

I'll *YOINK* in yer mouth
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Crazy Cooter on November 17, 2005, 10:56:05 pm
I'm not "forever certain", but I'm pretty sure you guys don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of stealing my title from me.

Dude, you can't *YOINK* something that was earned...

Sure sounds like your challenging Saint...  ;)
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 11:27:43 pm
I wouldn't be challenging Saint right now, I think he's turned to the Dark Side  :o
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: nostrebor on November 18, 2005, 08:33:09 am
It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.

With much trepidation I must ask this question...

What is the towel for? :-X :-X :-X


Oh wait. Family forum. Ummmmmmm, nevermind.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 18, 2005, 09:20:05 am
I'll bet the auto-censor doesn't know what do do with Belgium.

I once won an award for most gratuitous use of the word Belgium in a serious screenplay.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: GGKoul on November 18, 2005, 09:22:22 am
Cheesecake!
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 19, 2005, 07:21:21 pm
I'll bet the auto-censor doesn't know what do do with Belgium.

I'm not even certain that Stingray GOT this one, but I thought it was funny as all get out ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Goz on November 19, 2005, 10:42:17 pm
make it retroactive (remove all EE posts from stats) and have people piss themselves  ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 19, 2005, 11:31:46 pm
I vote to retroactively remove any EE post from all user's post counts and award access to Post Hell to the person with the biggest drop in post count.

Please send the password to my e-mail used to register here ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 19, 2005, 11:36:01 pm
haha saint just yoinked you.

what a dirty daisy
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 19, 2005, 11:40:27 pm
Oh, and it's working again!

<--------- 5912

 ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 19, 2005, 11:41:46 pm
what's working?
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 20, 2005, 12:03:15 am
what's working?

Your buddy's back porch.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 20, 2005, 12:04:07 am
Yeah, that always works.  ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 12:52:43 am
I vote to retroactively remove any EE post from all user's post counts and award access to Post Hell to the person with the biggest drop in post count.

Please send the password to my e-mail used to register here ;D

- 4431 if he did that

as per post count / post loss ratio I bet I'b be close to the award sow I'll gladly accept the golden key to post hell  ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 20, 2005, 10:30:29 am
I vote to retroactively remove any EE post from all user's post counts and award access to Post Hell to the person with the biggest drop in post count.

Please send the password to my e-mail used to register here ;D

- 4431 if he did that

as per post count / post loss ratio I bet I'b be close to the award sow I'll gladly accept the golden key to post hell  ;D

DAMMIT!  I coulda SWORE I didn't exist outside of EE, but when I checked, I found out it's even WORSE!

My "Post Hell" is the Main Forum!  The numbers don't lie!
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Sephroth57 on November 20, 2005, 11:36:12 am
wang?
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Sephroth57 on November 20, 2005, 11:37:15 am
i say we all quit the BYOAC boards until the post count is back on
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 01:23:18 pm
But I don't have no where else to go  :'(
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 20, 2005, 01:51:38 pm
Mission, you suck.  You better start increasing your post count outside here so I can regain my "You really don't exist outside EE" title.  Wait, if I posted it here, and it DOESN'T exist unless it's posted here....and.....dang.  I was going somewhere with this, and now the genius train has been derailed  :'(

I can always go with the old "....in yer mouth" standby, but it just seems hollow.  I'll have to spice it up with pictures!
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 02:19:01 pm
Drew there is clearly no competition I have the leading edge

thus proving the fact that I truely believe nothing exist outside EE So I clearly am the winner of the "You really don't exist outside EE" title.






ps.  --missioncontrol--  :angel:



Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: SirPoonga on November 20, 2005, 03:35:39 pm
Drew there is clearly no competition I have the leading edge

thus proving the fact that I truely believe nothing exist outside EE So I clearly am the winner of the "You really don't exist outside EE" title.
Actually, in relativity, you guy dwarf to chadtower's stats
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 03:54:48 pm
Actually, in relativity, you guy dwarf to chadtower's stats


what a buzz kill

gee thanks

 ;)
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 20, 2005, 05:15:15 pm
Actually, in relativity, you guy dwarf to chadtower's stats


what a buzz kill

gee thanks

 ;)

No KIDDING, hey?  We outta beat him until he --ChadTower-- himself once or thrice!

;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 11:23:54 pm
that'll lurn him  ;D
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 08:14:10 am
You people have the whole negotiation process wrong. Petitions and asking nicely achieve nothing. You must fight fire with fire.

Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 08:15:47 am
The kid gets a smack every hour until the EE post count is turned back on.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 08:26:15 am
I'm on for leaving the post count off until the little brat is comatose.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 09:24:18 am
Agreed.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 09:28:09 am
Awwww...  C'mon. I was just joking.

That's my little upset boy there you guys want to see comatosed.  :police:
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 09:29:36 am
Awwww...  C'mon. I was just joking.

That's my little upset boy there you guys want to see comatosed.  :police:
So you got a head start eh?  ;)
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 09:46:28 am
So you spent the last week beating your kids?

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 09:48:04 am
Yes, I used one to beat the other.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 10:07:03 am
Yes, I used one to beat the other.
Playing too much Pit Fighter by the sounds of it.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 10:09:14 am
For the record I don't smack my kids. It's not that I am against it, I have just been able to reason with them so far...
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 10:10:27 am
They'll be hitting you soon enough.

Mainly for cash.


Damn I miss the old days.   :'(
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 10:16:42 am
For the record I don't smack my kids. It's not that I am against it, I have just been able to reason with them so far...

Slacker.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 10:17:58 am
OK, OK.

So it will hurt my hands. Happy now?
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Harry Potter on November 21, 2005, 10:26:53 am
OK, OK.

So it will hurt my hands. Happy now?
Use gloves.

Or gauntlets if you're extra sadistic.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 03:09:00 pm
Use the Nintendo power golve
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 03:41:01 pm
Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: Bones on November 21, 2005, 03:46:48 pm
Since the loss of the cool motorbike this is somewhat inevitable.
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on November 21, 2005, 09:53:58 pm
Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S

Too late. He already posts here.   8)


mrC
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 11:32:00 pm
Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S

Too late. He already posts here.   8)


but I thought that was the requirement to post here


mrC
Title: Re: Petition to Saint
Post by: DrewKaree on November 22, 2005, 01:41:20 am
Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S

You say that as if the Nintendo power glove will be the ONLY reason! ;)