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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: J_K_M_A_N on October 20, 2005, 06:43:39 pm
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If you have comcast for an ISP check out "The Fan"(comcast's video thingy). It has a video showing that, and I quote, "Beer and BACON banned on Arabic 'Simpsons'" talking about the Simpsons cartoon. No wonder why it is so messed up over there. NO BEER OR BACON!?!?!?! WTF!!!111
J_K_M_A_N
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Yeah i saw this on the news late at night few days ago.
If i remember beer there isn't legal or they don't drink it im not sure on that and the bacon is changed cause of the religious holidays.
Beer will become soda (how silly for homer to be in a SODA BAR and bart not allowed in there cause he is under age)
They are changing afew things like notes from the school or homer to make it seem less american.
Funny tho beer and bacon is what makes simpsons great in quite alot of the earlier episodes.
i wonder how they will explain the flying bacon :D
It's just alil airborn it's still good it's still good
It's just alil.... Dad it's gone ....i know...
hehe
BTW YOUR GAY FOR MOLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! :P lol god i love quoting simpsons ;D
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If they hate America so much, you would think they would make it louder and more brash, and use it as an example of us terrible, fat, lazy, stupid Americans.
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Or, we could just send YOU over!
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Two things I'm not are lazy and stupid.
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hehe don't you sit in front of a computer all day commenting on other's postings???? That seems to qualify you for both categories!
I rest my case... ;D
(oh relax, it's all in good fun)
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I know it's in fun. ;)
I do this from work. I actually don't use the Net very much from home or outside of my work hours.
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Two things I'm not are lazy and stupid.
That just leaves terrible & fat then. ;D
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That just leaves terrible & fat then.
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i felt like making fun of chad.. but its too early to think up a good joke
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i felt like making fun of chad.. but its too early to think up a good joke
Pity the poor Chad instead. ;)
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I have to work tonight, so yeah, pity me.
Seph's mom docks me an hour's pay if I'm late.
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Do that thing she likes and she'll let you off with a warning
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I can only prepare so much food at once.
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Just don't feed her too much or she'll break through the floor of her trailer.
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She doesn't live in the trailer, that's where she keeps the food.
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So she moved onto the palette truck?
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No, that was only temporary. She's in the circus tent now.
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So she hasn't shaved the beard off. :-X
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The one from her chin is gone, at least.
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That just leaves the back, chest, stomach and feet.
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=P youre lucky im busy today
with your mom!
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That just leaves the back, chest, stomach and feet.
You're forgetting the biscuit braids.
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=P youre lucky im busy today
with your mom!
Were the Aussie customs difficult to bribe.
Note to visiting Yanks: 2 slabs of VB and you can get a rocket launcher into the country. Plastic forks are still a no-no.
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Well really, wtf are you going to launch a rocket at in Australia? A dingo?
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Well really, wtf are you going to launch a rocket at in Australia? A dingo?
Seph trying to do my mum.
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You can't see Seph, he's like a rocket fueled jackhammer.
Say goodbye to your mum as you have always known her, Seph is going to leave her pelvis permanently crooked.
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yah it goes a little bit to the side but ive never had any complaints
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You can't see Seph, he's like a rocket fueled jackhammer.
He's in and out in 3 seconds
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698 times in 3 seconds.
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Friction burn. Ouch.
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Friction burn is nothing compared to the impact damage.
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Is that why you walk funny?
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Yeah, those huge hip flexor muscles change the center of gravity.
WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM
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WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM
Sound of one hand flogging :-X
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One hand, how you gonna climb a telephone pole with one hand.
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Small telephone pole?
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No such thing.
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Put the magnifying glass down.
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Those are binoculars. Gotta see the top somehow.
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You're holding them the wrong way
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It's hard to keep them straight when both hands are busy.
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You work with Seph?
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He holds my towel while I'm keeping his mom in check.
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Throw in the towel.
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I tried, I thought it was a towel that Seph's mom was wearing, but when I got up close, it was a Queen sized bedspread that just looked really small on her.
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That would make it a mini-skirt
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She just had it tucked under a fold... I almost fell in.
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i googled chads mom and found this.....
disturbing. maybe her husband is an ass, would explain chads ---uvula--- behavior
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wow that autosensor worked out better then the word i actually said
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That's a horse, not an ass.
Or, as your mom would call it, a snack.
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Starts munching the ass and finishes on the snout
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That's a horse, not an ass.
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Auto Censor test:
---fudgesicle--- ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- cat ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- tommy
Edit: Needs more work
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i think tommy should be replaced with strawberry speedbags
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chad fails at reading comprehension
No no, I win at reading comprehension, you lose at grammar.