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Title: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 09:22:23 am
Just reserving a spot. Made ya look though, didn't I? ;) :D

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 09:22:59 am
Yes.

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:23:58 am
almost had your dollar bills out?
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 09:28:42 am

His limp, 3" dollar bills.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Goz on October 13, 2005, 09:31:32 am
Yes.

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Wasn't it the same way when you first saw the Fat Chicks thread?
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 09:32:21 am

That was the other side of his shorts, though.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 09:33:39 am
Six replies and this thread has already gotten unbelievably gross. I'm so proud.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 09:36:54 am

His limp, 3" dollar bills.
See, this is the cool thing about the metric system. 3 inches sounds pitiful but 76.2mm sounds impressive.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:36:59 am
i think in the past 2 months weve all become really good at making the EE board rated R
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 09:38:46 am
A good solid PG-13 at any rate.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:40:36 am
well modern day rated R. i remember back in the 80s when a rated R action movie meant you were gonna see some titties
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 09:41:20 am
well modern day rated R. i remember back in the 80s when a rated R action movie meant you were gonna see some titties

Those were the days.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 09:42:47 am
Life is rated R. Everytime I go to the bathroom I see something I couldn't post here. Go figure...
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 10:01:28 am

Mirrors don't lie.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 10:21:08 am
(http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/s_humorbug_107d493dc3.jpg)
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 10:23:06 am

Does these pants make me look fat?

It's not the pants.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Setabs on October 13, 2005, 11:06:07 am
I lend you this one. ;D

(http://dreamprogs.ru/downloads/images/secretary.jpg)
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Harry Potter on October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am
She looks CGI'd
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 11:14:14 am
She looks CGI'd

Nothing wrong with a little Silicone at the Workstation.  ;)
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 11:15:37 am
She looks CGI'd

Virtual cheesecake?

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:16:15 am

She is PERL based web scripting?
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Harry Potter on October 13, 2005, 11:16:40 am
She looks CGI'd

Nothing wrong with a little Silicone at the Workstation.  ;)
I wasn't complaining. It would be nicer if I had 3d glasses attached to my PC.

Serious question: Speaking of which, does anyone know if shutter glasses work with LCD monitors?
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:17:46 am

Theoretically, they should, since the concept is dependent on two stuttered images, unrelated to the CRT.

I bet a CRT is better at it, though.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 11:19:38 am

She is PERL based web scripting?

I could actually hear crickets chirping as I read this. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:20:33 am

I never claimed it was funny.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 11:21:04 am
programmer geeks =p
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 11:22:17 am

I never claimed it was funny.

It's a good thing. :D

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Havok on October 13, 2005, 11:48:07 am
OK, this thread has been going on long enough. Hello? Zakk? Time to put it back on topic. Where are those scans?

 :angel:
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:50:24 am

He's trying, but her left leg keeps hanging out of the scanner.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Goz on October 13, 2005, 11:58:04 am
Somehow I'd imagine a hand held scanner would be more fun for this project.

-Goz
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:59:45 am

If he got it wrong, she'd end up in the fat chicks thread.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Zakk on October 13, 2005, 12:04:37 pm
Well since the other thread degenerated into a "she's too fat to be a model", I don't think she'll be uppin wit da pics any time soon.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:05:40 pm
So in which thread is Zakks Secretary?  I mean I musta missed it somewhere!
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:06:35 pm
Well since the other thread degenerated into a "she's too fat to be a model", I don't think she'll be uppin wit da pics any time soon.  >:(



Nice going guys. :(

You can tell her that the majority of us still think she's definitely cheesecake material.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 12:07:47 pm

I never said she's too fat.  I said she's not pretty enough.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:08:11 pm
So in which thread is Zakks Secretary?  I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Hope she doesn't mind the repost.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Harry Potter on October 13, 2005, 12:09:20 pm

I never said she's too fat.  I said she's not pretty enough.
Maybe you're not pretty enough for her.  ;D
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:11:36 pm
So in which thread is Zakks Secretary?  I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Hope she doesn't mind the repost.

-S

By far worthy of cheesecake.  Hey Zakk....  I'm single... how about your secretary?   :)
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:14:16 pm
She's super hot, plus she's part native american, which makes her even hotter.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 12:16:15 pm
Maybe you're not pretty enough for her.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Goz on October 13, 2005, 12:16:33 pm
grrrr baby grrrr
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Zakk on October 13, 2005, 02:44:15 pm

By far worthy of cheesecake.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 02:46:48 pm
There's one in the pictures thread.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 02:53:14 pm
...and those who are end up so screwed up in the head no one wants to be around them.

Not for longer than six minutes anyway. :)

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 03:01:59 pm

Not even then.  The chicks like that are all "you may have access to my body now" and are terribly lays.  They don't do anything and act as though they should never have to do anything.

Give me an active 6 over an inactive 10 any day.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Shape D. on October 13, 2005, 03:48:14 pm
due to recent requests to see Zakks secretary I have now decided to post a pic of myself in a dress.
(http://www.bigkittyrecording.com/NMK/nate-in-dress.jpg)
Thank you, and have a great day.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Harry Potter on October 13, 2005, 03:49:38 pm
due to recent requests to see Zakks secretary I have now decided to post a pic of myself in a dress.
(http://www.bigkittyrecording.com/NMK/nate-in-dress.jpg)
Thank you, and have a great day.
Stealing your Gran's clothes is low dude.  :o
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 03:53:44 pm
Nice legs.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Goz on October 13, 2005, 03:55:29 pm
Please... do not show any money shots.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 03:59:06 pm
money shots ftw!
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Shape D. on October 13, 2005, 04:06:06 pm
Stealing your Gran's clothes is low dude.  :o
I'll have you know I paid for that dress. $20 at the fasion bug.

On a side note, asking some lady what dress size she thinks you'd wear is really wierd.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 04:07:47 pm
Probably would have gone smoother if you had been wearing that hello kitty bling at the time.

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 04:08:24 pm
i enjoy the hello kitty bling
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 04:09:58 pm

That's usually what I say to your mom when she has her forearms on the dresser.

Hello kitty, bling.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 04:27:40 pm
nice one
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 04:30:03 pm
 :angel:
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 04:57:14 pm

By far worthy of cheesecake.  Hey Zakk....  I'm single... how about your secretary?   :)

She's freshly engaged. 


Dammit.

A true shame in the world.  She's hot.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: hyiu on October 13, 2005, 05:21:05 pm
 >:( >:(
hey... 2 page already.
can we start getting back in topic ??

ok... ok... I'll start...
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Clonedsheep on October 13, 2005, 05:49:44 pm
i'm with ya on that.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Havok on October 13, 2005, 07:08:26 pm
Yes!

Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: DrewKaree on October 13, 2005, 11:09:31 pm

You can tell her that the majority of us still think she's definitely cheesecake material.

-S

52% at least


I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Why would she care to know where you store your socks and that you've whipped them out.....AND FOR THE LOVE OF PETE WASH THOSE THINGS, THAT ODOR IS MORE FOUL THAN YOUR DOG'S FARTS!
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Havok on October 14, 2005, 12:13:50 am
due to recent requests to see Zakks secretary I have now decided to post a pic of myself in a dress.
(http://www.bigkittyrecording.com/NMK/nate-in-dress.jpg)
Thank you, and have a great day.

Ewww! Mangina!
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Goz on October 14, 2005, 02:17:35 am
In Duece Bigalo European Gigalo the term mangina became hepussy  ;D
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: cdbrown on October 14, 2005, 05:00:19 am
In Duece Bigalo European Gigalo the term mangina became hepussy  ;D

It was also interchanged in the first one as well.
Don't make me he----smurfette--- man-slap you!
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 08:58:03 am

Don't get me wrong, I think she's attractive, but there is a world of difference between "I'd hit it" and "thousands of people would pay to look at it".
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Stingray on October 14, 2005, 08:58:58 am

You can tell her that the majority of us still think she's definitely cheesecake material.

-S

52% at least


I never said VAST majority. :)

-S
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Havok on October 14, 2005, 09:08:57 am

Don't get me wrong, I think she's attractive, but there is a world of difference between "I'd hit it" and "thousands of people would pay to look at it".

So, what you're saying is... your standards are lower...

 ::)
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 09:42:00 am

Everyone's real life standards are lower.  That is reality.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 09:56:46 am
Everyone's real life standards are lower. That is reality.
Not mine, mine are heaps higher. I wouldn't touch 85% of the woman posted in any of these threads.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 09:58:03 am

That is because they would file battery charges against you.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 10:06:41 am
No, more like throw battery chargers at me.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 10:24:11 am

A battered Charger.

(http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/23/7/41/s23741_PS2_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Ed_McCarron on October 14, 2005, 10:25:28 am
No, more like throw battery chargers at me.

Assault with a battery?
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: DrewKaree on October 14, 2005, 08:40:48 pm
Everyone's real life standards are lower. That is reality.
Not mine, mine are heaps higher. I wouldn't touch 85% of the woman posted in any of these threads.

Yeah, but you'd whip it outta yer pants in anticipation.  We know they wouldn't touch you, but that sure as heck won't stop YOU from touching you.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 08:56:15 pm
It's my body and my soap and I can wash it as fast as I want.
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: DrewKaree on October 20, 2005, 12:21:58 am
So...um....not to give Zakk the impression we don't give 2 shites about him on vacation, but Heather, are you going to be visiting us while your weenie Canadian boss is away from the office?  I can promise that Stingray and I play nice, and if you stop by, we'll try to keep Chad as far away from you as is possible.

Oh, for anyone who forgot who we're talking about..... ;) ;D  I prefer this pic to Stingray's, but I'm sure Heather will want to put her best work on display for us to cast herself in the best light possible....right?  right?  RIGHT?  PLEASEFORTHELOVA...ahem  We appreciate you stopping by to visit us, as we all know how Zakk is. :P
Title: Re: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 20, 2005, 02:58:31 am
shes got a big rakc, amnd abn big noxse