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Title: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Shape D. on October 12, 2005, 12:10:59 pm
(http://www.all-creatures.org/lt/photo-005.jpg)
Just checking.  ;)
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: pointdablame on October 12, 2005, 12:12:27 pm
I want to post in this thread just to beat Bones to it
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 12:13:16 pm
They don't look so fat to me.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: pointdablame on October 12, 2005, 12:15:17 pm
They don't look so fat to me.

-S

that's because you have much lower standards than most of us here ;)
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 12:16:57 pm
I suppose that could be true.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 12:17:40 pm

My son has a stuffed chick that is probably 4 feet across, almost spherical.  It is huge.

Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 12:18:45 pm
Now that's a fat chick.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 12:22:44 pm

Seriously.  He runs at it, dives right onto it, and it flings him like a small trampoline.  It is larger than he is.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Jabba on October 12, 2005, 12:22:57 pm
Did you mean FAT or PHAT?
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: pointdablame on October 12, 2005, 12:23:02 pm
Now that's a fat chick.

-S

and how.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 12:23:19 pm
i dont like stuffing fat chicks
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 12:24:37 pm
(http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/fathat154.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: pointdablame on October 12, 2005, 12:24:55 pm
i dont like stuffing fat chicks

but its ok til your friends find out right? :)

EDIT: Sweet freaking lord!!!! My eyes!!!!!   You should be banned for that one Seph.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 12:27:18 pm

Since two negatives make a positive...

...does a fat chick on a scooter = cool?
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 12:27:52 pm
lmao, funniest site ever. read the hate mail


http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Shape D. on October 12, 2005, 12:29:06 pm
seph please delete the picture of your mother or I will be forced to lock this thread.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 12:30:53 pm
thats chads mistress actually
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 12:32:03 pm
Seph loses what little credibility he had for posting that one. Mods, please delete it before my eyes melt.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 12:32:24 pm
You're both right, my mistress = seph's mom.

You should see her OH face.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 12:32:52 pm
chad, take ur damn scrabble turn so i can finish owning you
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: M3talhead on October 12, 2005, 12:33:40 pm
........Why'd I click on this thread  :'( :'(
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 12:34:04 pm
I have to finish owning yrmom first.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 12:37:46 pm
........Why'd I click on this thread  :'( :'(

Because you're apparantly as stupid as the rest of us. ;D

Better question, why do I keep coming back?

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 12:38:36 pm

The pic seems to be blocked by my company's content filters.

Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 12:40:21 pm

The pic seems to be blocked by my company's content filters.



You need to send a thank-you note to whoever is in charge of those filters.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 12:50:16 pm
must have a fat-filter
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 12:52:29 pm

Maybe just a narrow doorway.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Shape D. on October 12, 2005, 03:17:05 pm
Wow apperently BB has more will power than I would have thought and is avoiding this thread.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: shmokes on October 12, 2005, 03:17:51 pm
More likely he lives in Australia and is sound asleep right now.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Shape D. on October 12, 2005, 03:18:41 pm
More likely he lives in Australia and is sound asleep right now.
Thats never stopped him before.  :-*
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 03:19:49 pm
I don't think that Bones actually sleeps.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: pointdablame on October 12, 2005, 03:20:05 pm
he might be at work, and afraid to log on cuz of the new bandwith policy.


what a daisy :)
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DrewKaree on October 12, 2005, 07:06:48 pm

Since two negatives make a positive...

...does a fat chick on a scooter = cool?

No, that just makes the tires flat.  Nothing makes a scooter cool except Paige driving one with rock dents on his helmet.  Actually, for anyone other than Paige and his rock-dented helmet, that's beyond cool. 

he might be at work, and afraid to log on cuz of the new bandwith policy.


what a daisy :)

Maybe he logged on and they were tracking him, and the instant they saw Seph's pic, they fired Bones for being a hog-perv.

You're both right, my mistress = seph's mom.

You should see her OH face.

Perfect opportunity!
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Jabba on October 12, 2005, 07:21:35 pm
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No, that just makes the tires flat.  Nothing makes a scooter cool except Paige driving one with rock dents on his helmet.  Actually, for anyone other than Paige and his rock-dented helmet, that's beyond cool. 
You forgot to fit "with road rash" in there.  ;D
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DrewKaree on October 12, 2005, 08:17:30 pm
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No, that just makes the tires flat.  Nothing makes a scooter cool except Paige driving one with rock dents on his helmet.  Actually, for anyone other than Paige and his rock-dented helmet, that's beyond cool. 
You forgot to fit "with road rash" in there.  ;D

That just made me think of a fat chick on a scooter with road rash.  You should be shot.  Quickly, and several times.  Lather, rinse, repeat.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: NIVO on October 12, 2005, 08:24:11 pm
ummmmmmmmm  i think my avatar speaks for itself.   ;)
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 04:23:25 am
I don't think that Bones actually sleeps.

-S
I threw my sleeping tablets away months ago and decided that sleeping did not suit my personality.

Now down to around 3-1/2 hours per night. The only real drawback is the effects of alcohol, two beers and all I want to do is snooze.

But enough about me and my superior body clock, back to the thread- http://tinyurl.com/a8upf
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 09:24:02 am
I have always suffered from insomnia.  Some people will always say, hey, you're lucky, you can function on 3 hours' sleep.

Forget that.  Lying awake, exhausted, for 6 hours every night is a terrible sort of psychological torture.  There are few things worse than being tired and alone with nothing but your own thoughts.  There is a reason that is a punishment method in prison.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 09:26:35 am
I sleep like a rock, despite the stupid amount of caffine that I drink. Lately I've been trying to cut down on the caffine a bit, but I'm afraid that without it I might slip into a coma.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 09:30:43 am

I drink barely any caffeine.  A strong cup of coffee when I get up in the morning, mostly because without it I may fall asleep in the shower because I only got 3 hours of sleep and spent all night wandering around my house muttering stuff like "goddam tommy, boot to the ass, gotta paint the cabinets, lost at scrabble".
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 09:31:47 am
...spent all night wandering around my house muttering stuff like "goddam tommy, boot to the ass, gotta paint the cabinets, lost at scrabble".

This is suprisingly easy to picture.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 09:34:29 am
Insomnia does make for long nights but I got concerned over the long term effect of the sleepers. Shame really, I do function better on them.

Ohh well... Finally getting the chance to read some books I have previously not been able to find the time to get stuck into.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:35:22 am
new sig time, lol
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: missioncontrol on October 13, 2005, 02:40:44 pm
I drink pleny of coffee I get about 4-5 hours sleep, but I sleep like a rock when  I do sleep..........
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: shmokes on October 13, 2005, 07:29:48 pm
See if melatonin helps you.  Do a google search.  The stuff seems as safe as can be.  I love it.  It's much more subtle than sleeping pills.  It's not going to knock your ass out, but a couple miligrams if I feel like I'm not going to sleep and I always sleep through the night.  And no sleeping pill hangover.  At the very least, it's worth a shot for anyone with sleep problems.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 08:21:39 pm

Tried it.  One pill, no effect.  Two pills, no effect.  I got all the way up to about 5 of them at once, no effect whatsoever.

Real over the counter sleeping pills, if they work at all, take 2-3 hours to affect me and then make it three times as hard to get up in the morning.  The net gain is zero when the additional sleep is an hour or two but getting up is that much harder.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: SNAAKE on October 13, 2005, 11:46:47 pm
some fat chicks are totally hitable though..I will contribute ;D
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DrewKaree on October 14, 2005, 12:03:47 am
some fat chicks are totally hitable though..I will contribute ;D

I think you've misunderstood what "fat" means, or the good looking one blew you off so you settled.  Either way, stop being BrokenBones - AmericanStyle
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: M3talhead on October 14, 2005, 12:35:49 am
some fat chicks are totally hitable though..I will contribute ;D
There's a difference between "fat" and "thick".
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DrewKaree on October 14, 2005, 12:47:48 am
Here ya go Snaake.  I fixed that pic for you.  You're welcome ;)
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: SNAAKE on October 14, 2005, 01:41:12 am
Pfft ! I dont care what you people say I'd hit both...twice..everyone gets teh snake lovin ! :D
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: roy179 on October 14, 2005, 03:10:46 am
Fat girls need love too  ;D
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 04:02:17 am
I actually don't mind some fat on my chicks. It's all about proportions. I adore curves and voluptuous is sensational.

Flat chested skinny girls with no curves (as a rule of thumb), definitely don't do it for me and never have.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 09:06:40 am

If I can pick a chick up over my head, I don't have much use for her.  It's not fun being paranoid about leaving bruises with simple, regular actions.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 14, 2005, 09:15:14 am
some fat chicks are totally hitable though..I will contribute ;D

I don't think I'd go so far as to call her fat. I'd post a pic of what a REAL fat chick looks like, but we've all seen that one way too many times. :)

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 09:25:53 am

If I can pick a chick up over my head, I don't have much use for her.  It's not fun being paranoid about leaving bruises with simple, regular actions.
Wow Chad, you really are a super dynamo.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 09:41:31 am

If you'd ever dated a chick that bruised easily, and then been confronted by her brothers when they saw all the bruises you left on her arms and shoulder... but you didn't DO anything hostile or that in any way should have left bruises... you'd be paranoid about it too.

Not to mention that you just don't want to bruise anyway.  Skinny chicks bruise very easily, like old fruit.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Stingray on October 14, 2005, 09:44:47 am
My wife is tiny, I don't recall her ever bruising, though I guess she probably does get bruised now and then like everybody else.

On the other hand, my sister is pretty chunky and she bruises when the wind blows too hard in her direction.

-S
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 10:16:23 am
Scientist are currently tearing apart the gene responsible for bruising.

All they want is a future without bruising, and that's a future worth fighting for.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: shmokes on October 14, 2005, 10:24:43 am
I actually don't mind some fat on my chicks. It's all about proportions. I adore curves and voluptuous is sensational.

Flat chested skinny girls with no curves (as a rule of thumb), definitely don't do it for me and never have.


Perhaps you missed that picture of Gwen Stefani...
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 10:26:52 am
I actually don't mind some fat on my chicks. It's all about proportions. I adore curves and voluptuous is sensational.

Flat chested skinny girls with no curves (as a rule of thumb), definitely don't do it for me and never have.


Perhaps you missed that picture of Gwen Stefani...
Rule of thumb dude. Not always fact. I adore Gwen's appearance. I would find it very difficult to trade up from that particular model.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: pointdablame on October 14, 2005, 11:00:44 am
Fat girls need love too  ;D

but they gotta pay.  Giggity.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 11:08:20 am

Fat chicks have better post act snacks.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: pointdablame on October 14, 2005, 11:10:05 am

Fat chicks have better post act snacks.

haha... there's always a silver lining
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DrewKaree on October 14, 2005, 08:31:54 pm

Fat chicks have better post act snacks.

haha... there's always a silver lining

You're dangerously close to telling us you like her folds.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 08:38:56 pm

Good place to keep your beer secure.

Just slap a thigh and ride the wave, baby.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 14, 2005, 08:58:29 pm
I did a reasonably fat chick for a couple of years in my late teens. She was a lot of fun. I would recommend it to all newcomers.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DarkKobold on October 14, 2005, 10:20:05 pm
I have to finish owning yrmom first.  She gets hungry afterwards and I forgot the food, so I have to be prepared to run.

What is it with you and "owning" someones mom? That sounds so damn lame.

Your right. Respect gone.  ;D
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 10:23:47 pm

How about we chance the thread title to inside fat chicks?
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: allroy1975 on October 14, 2005, 11:10:38 pm
I actually don't mind some fat on my chicks. It's all about proportions. I adore curves and voluptuous is sensational.

Flat chested skinny girls with no curves (as a rule of thumb), definitely don't do it for me and never have.


Perhaps you missed that picture of Gwen Stefani...
Rule of thumb dude. Not always fact. I adore Gwen's appearance. I would find it very difficult to trade up from that particular model.

Man, I saw her on SNL a few years ago, I always thought she was hot cuz of her body..then I saw her face.....YIKES!   :o   

Looked like someone tried to put out a grease fire on her face with an ice pick!  bleh.

Allroy
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: shmokes on October 15, 2005, 04:38:25 pm

Looked like someone tried to put out a grease fire on her face with an ice pick!  bleh.

Allroy

Does anyone know WTF he's talking about?  She's no Adriana Lima, but...
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 15, 2005, 04:49:22 pm

Without two hours of makeup, just the right pose, and just the right lighting, she's kind of a butterface.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 15, 2005, 05:14:47 pm
You must be on smack Chad. She's a great looking chick.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: shmokes on October 15, 2005, 06:09:32 pm
Yeah, that first pic isn't a photoshoot.  It looks like some kind of event like an awards ceremony or something.  She's made up for it, but she ain't on a set with lighting and people posing her and airbrushing, etc.  Holding her to a higher, celebrity standard is one thing, but grease fires and ice picks...?
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 15, 2005, 06:26:02 pm

I didn't say grease fires and ice picks...

...but that caked on makeup is a turnoff.  Seriously.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Grasshopper on October 15, 2005, 06:35:32 pm
She's OK but I prefer the Japanese chicks that accompany her.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Bones on October 15, 2005, 06:36:07 pm
In one of her latest film clips, "cool", she is seen as a brunette and without the packed on makeup which is inspired by her fascination with Japan. She wears conservative "pretty" clothes and she looks bloody amazing.

There is a very pretty girl under all that makeup.
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: duffjr on October 16, 2005, 12:03:01 am
i just saw "sideways."  that fat waitress gets rocked.  anyone see that flash link with the fat chicks and skinny chicks whose clothes come off when the mouse is over them?
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DrewKaree on October 16, 2005, 12:18:17 am
i just saw "sideways."  that fat waitress gets rocked.  anyone see that flash link with the fat chicks and skinny chicks whose clothes come off when the mouse is over them?

I have it playing at this very moment.  Is it near the end?  I'm at the point where he drops the "rehearsal dinner" line
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: duffjr on October 16, 2005, 01:05:26 am
yea, it's the last 15 minutes.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: Harry Potter on October 16, 2005, 01:41:57 am
There is a very pretty girl under all that makeup.

Most of the time, the girl ain't all that pretty (or not Hollywood galamarous at least) once the 5 layers of make-up are stripped (not to mention lighting and room service).

Hence make-up. Otherwise it'd be called make-down.  :P
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: DrewKaree on October 16, 2005, 11:20:58 am
yea, it's the last 15 minutes.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

It was like those slow motion "N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!" moments in a movie when you know what's coming up, and still can't stop it or somehow manage to not look at it....like a train wreck....you GOTTA look.

/me shudders thinking about the dude jumping in the car scene

Pressed ham on glass is one thing, pressed sausage is something unholy that should never be done ever ever never ever never ever again :-X
Title: Re: Fat chicks inside!!!!
Post by: duffjr on October 16, 2005, 03:51:42 pm
i'd gain some weight for that role if i could.  he's probably getting laid cause he was in a movie now.