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Title: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 12, 2005, 07:34:37 am
Cross Rottweiler/Boxer, oldish dog 12 years old. Lately her farts make me want to hurl. Smells so very bad and hangs around forever. I really can't describe the smell but it is incredibly foul.

Sometimes I hear it. Not like a farting sound but more like the sound it would make if you blew air through a straw.

I let the dog sleep in the garage and as a result I smell it in my office and sometimes even when inside the house. I don't have the heart to put her outside after she is so conditioned to sleeping in the comfort of my garage.

The have been no changes in her diet. Any ideas to reduce the stink factor?

Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: menace on October 12, 2005, 07:37:07 am
She's likley put up with your stinky farts this long--I think turnabout is fair play  :D
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 08:54:53 am
feed her less kangaroos and stop making her fetch boomerangs.... crazy aussies
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 08:58:40 am

The obvious joke here is that you need to stop putting things in, and then the foul smell will stop coming out.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 09:01:19 am
You might try switching to a senior dog food. I feed my oldest dog Science Diet Senior, it seems to help some, but she still rips off a paint-peeler now & then.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 09:03:28 am
You might try switching to a senior dog food. I feed my oldest dog Science Diet Senior, it seems to help some, but she still rips off a paint-peeler now & then.

It bears repeating:  she still rips off a paint-peeler now & then.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:08:20 am
LMAO, that creates a nice mental picture


see your dog is butch, my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 12, 2005, 09:10:49 am
see your dog is butch, my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts
Your a Poodle kinda guy aren't you man? Crazy Americans....
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 09:14:26 am

Little girly dogs are the size of a football for a reason.

In terms of evolution, they have all the disadvantages of being a dog, with none of the advantages.  They are a buffet item.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 09:18:03 am
see your dog is butch, my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts
Your a Poodle kinda guy aren't you man? Crazy Americans....

Well, he does play dancing games, what do you expect?

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 12, 2005, 09:19:18 am
It probably has a pretty little pink ribbon to match his car.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 09:20:48 am

He hangs it from his rearview mirror.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:25:10 am
hey my dog is cool =P
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 09:26:07 am
If I were feeling more creative, I'd photoshop a poodle hanging between a pair of fuzzy dice in Sephs car. I'm not, so just pretend that I did that and posted it here.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 09:26:14 am
That dog would be good at Aussie football, until she went all limp.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 09:26:54 am
hey my dog is cool =P   leave her alone



That really isn't helping your case, man.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 12, 2005, 09:30:45 am
(http://www.perkydesigns.com/sweet_19.jpg)
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:33:40 am
lol, whatever at least my dog doesnt fart =p
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 09:35:59 am

Is that dog pink or in a pink cloud?
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 12, 2005, 09:36:58 am
I am more interested in why it has wheels.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 09:38:08 am
I wish my dog had wheels. I feel a new project coming on.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Ed_McCarron on October 12, 2005, 10:46:41 am
(http://www.vetamerica.com/ProductImages/1112.jpg)
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Crazy Cooter on October 12, 2005, 03:09:38 pm
I really can't describe the smell but it is incredibly foul.

Eggcid?  That's how I describe the dog farts around here when it starts to burn your eyes  :-X.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 03:41:48 pm

Stop following it around trying to get images of poo and that won't happen.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Harry Potter on October 12, 2005, 03:44:00 pm
 That's what we do in Australia when we're not making our dogs fetch boomerangs.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 03:45:36 pm

So when someone screams WHERE MY DOGS AT, the answer may well be FETCHING BOOMERANGS.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Harry Potter on October 12, 2005, 03:48:09 pm
As far as I know, only Danny seems to give that response. Living in the desert drove him crazy.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 03:49:17 pm
As far as I know, only Danny seems to give that response. Living in the desert drove him crazy.

Oh, so that's what did it. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 12, 2005, 03:51:40 pm

Oh Danny boy
the cactus the cactus is caalllllllling
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Harry Potter on October 12, 2005, 03:51:51 pm
As far as I know, only Danny seems to give that response. Living in the desert drove him crazy.

Oh, so that's what did it. ;)

-S
The second, more obvious sign was when he began pretending to be Ashley Judd.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 03:57:07 pm
Well that's more of a symptom than a cause.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: DrewKaree on October 12, 2005, 07:44:43 pm

my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts


You live at home with a girly dog.  Is that Virgin movie your autobiographical story?  All that's left is for you to tell us your job gives you raises of like a quarter or something before you turn into a total wuss, instead of a half-wuss. ;D
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 09:35:22 am

my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts


You live at home with a girly dog.  Is that Virgin movie your autobiographical story?  All that's left is for you to tell us your job gives you raises of like a quarter or something before you turn into a total wuss, instead of a half-wuss. ;D

At least he doesn't drive a Mitsubishi.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:37:33 am
 >:(
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 09:41:42 am
Actually, all girlie man/car/dance-pad music aside, that is one cute little dog Seph.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 09:53:52 am

My family used to breed, train, and sell duck tolling dogs where I grew up in NS.

That dog is the type of dog people would avoid bringing to our house because it is a chew toy to a real dog.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:56:39 am
yeah my dog has no 'utility' though, her job is to look cute and to be fun to play with, and she is =P
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 10:00:52 am

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 13, 2005, 10:02:28 am
yeah my dog has no 'utility' though, her job is to look cute and to be fun to play with, and she is =P
It would be impossible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from pretty girls.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 10:06:13 am
Good point.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 10:07:21 am
ok, so she does have a utility. more useful than "duck tolling" i might add.

i picture these dogs in tollbooths making ducks pay to cross the road
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 10:18:52 am

Heh, it's not too far off. 

You're in a duck blind with a gun.  There are ducks on the pond.  The dog is trained to circle around the pond and flush the ducks in your direction.  You shoot a duck or two, then the dog will retrieve the ducks without damaging them and give it to you.

Hopefully the ducks are dead by then.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Crazy Cooter on October 13, 2005, 11:44:43 am

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?

Based on my research:

Three.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Harry Potter on October 13, 2005, 11:52:07 am

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?

Based on my research:

Three.
five if it's a Chihuahua (thank you spellchecker)
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:58:55 am

Chihuahuas are good in chalupas.
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:21:18 pm
Me gusta chihuahua chimichangas.

-S
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 12:26:02 pm

Chim chimney chim chimney chim chim chihuahuas
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: DrewKaree on October 13, 2005, 08:48:36 pm
yeah my dog has no 'utility' though, her job is to look cute and to be fun to play with, and she is =P
It would be impossible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from pretty girls.

It would also be imposible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from "pretty" guys too.  Methinks Seph is giving us hints about what's in his closet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that ;D
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: Bones on October 17, 2005, 04:07:48 am
I just busted my dog eating used sandpaper.  May or may not have something to do with the smell....
Title: Re: Farting old dog
Post by: duffjr on October 17, 2005, 04:18:35 am
my dog had an anal tumor that pushed his intestines around.  he had that blood/tumor smell for the last month.  i finally had to put him asleep when he smeared blood on my work.