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Title: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: ChadTower on September 14, 2005, 09:21:31 am

I bet he blends right into a crowd.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2160811)  I would never notice such a person following me.

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: Sephroth57 on September 14, 2005, 09:32:07 am

lol, thats cool i guess

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: Goz on September 14, 2005, 09:35:07 am

Wonder if he decided to become a detective / police officer after his great acting in Kazaam and Steel.

It's actually cool to see citizens stand up to do the right thing; but he wants to be seen as a police officer and not a citizen. Yet he's not on the Police force. Well not yet

-Goz

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: ChadTower on September 14, 2005, 09:36:08 am

You know some idiot is going to commit a crime, call the cops on himself, and then ask for Shaq to arrest him.

It's one thing to chase a lone gaybasher from a distance.

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: Sephroth57 on September 14, 2005, 10:00:10 am

yeah really, but you know hes not doing it for the money or to make a living. hes just bored and the cop thing prolly makes him hard

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: ChadTower on September 14, 2005, 10:07:58 am

Right, but one more officer, especially a famous one, isn't nearly as much help as, say, buying them 150 portable defibrillators.

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: Stingray on September 14, 2005, 10:48:54 am

Quote from: ChadTower on September 14, 2005, 10:07:58 am

...buying them 150 portable defibrillators.

Or rubber chickens.

-S

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: tommy on September 14, 2005, 11:14:37 am

Shaq said he wanted to be known as a cop not as a citizen for this arrest, why did he call a cop then?

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: ChadTower on September 14, 2005, 11:18:50 am

Because he is not a cop and just wants to be one.

Title: Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
Post by: Stingray on September 14, 2005, 11:35:07 am

I'm not an NBA star, but I want to be one. Too bad I'm 5'9". ;D

-S