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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: mccoy178 on August 25, 2005, 01:23:57 pm
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I guess I should of named it, "Random Drug/Bacon Testing". Due to certain posts recently, I was wondering how often the members here are tested for abusing substances? I just don't want us to get the same kind of bad press as Major League Baseball did.
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Only during a new employment hiring process, so not very often.
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Not been so far! 8) ;)
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Every time I get a paycheck
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I guess I should of named it, "Random Drug/Bacon Testing". Due to certain posts recently, I was wondering how often the members here are tested for abusing substances? I just don't want us to get the same kind of bad press as Major League Baseball did.
I meant by the BYOAC staff. I don't care about your work policies. :)
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Saint has us pee in a cup about every other week. I don't think he does any kind of testing, it's just a hobby.
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It's a good thing, too, since I don't think my cat is drug free and that's where I fill the cup.
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Saint: "Chad. We have to let you go."
Chad: "But why??"
Saint: "We found traces of cat-nip in your test."
Chad: "Oh."
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I caught Chad freebasing catnip the other day. He swore to me that he'd quit. SWORE!
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I said I'd quit snorting it. I did NOT say I'd quit using it.
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SAINT: I have three candidates right here! And this only the beginning! :police:
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I'm a government employee so I'm protected by the Bill of Rights. Except under exigent circumstances, government employees cannot be subjected to drug testing without probable cause as it's considered a search/seizure.
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Saint has us pee in a cup about every other week. I don't think he does any kind of testing, it's just a hobby.
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Yeah... but last time he made me wear a baby bonnet while I gave him the cup.... it was very odd.
That crazy Saint.... :P
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SAiNt said once before that he doesn't like this kind of DREK!
Doesn't anyone remember ?
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I think you're confusing drek with drivel. Similar, but distinct concepts.
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I think you're confusing drek with drivel. Similar, but distinct concepts.
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No sir! SAiNt distinctly said the word DREK. I know, I remember him using it. I was shocked actually.
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Oh I wasn't disputing the fact that drek is the forbidden donut, it's just that I don't think this thread is drek, it's drivel.
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The EE section would be a boring lonely place with out bacon encrusted garbage threads.
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Uh, excuse me, what is DREK? Is this Shreks brother/cousin?
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The EE section would be a boring lonely place with out bacon encrusted garbage threads.
Allow me to go a step further!
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Drek, I think, is a little like schlock only with a little more derklempt.
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Oh I wasn't disputing the fact that drek is the forbidden donut, it's just that I don't think this thread is drek, it's drivel.
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it seems more like Tom Foolery to me. But whatever, you say potato, I say potato. (you have to read one of those differently for that to work.)
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Uh, excuse me, what is DREK? Is this Shreks brother/cousin?
DREK is ummmm .... I really don't want to answer that.
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I wish my name were Tom Foolery. That would be cool.
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We can do without the picture of chad please.
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I caught Chad freebasing catnip the other day. He swore to me that he'd quit. SWORE!
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Dude, better get those eyes checked, it's time fer glasses! Floyd dropped his oregano stash on Chad before he left the boards. I've been unable to have eye-talian food ever since because stores in my area are mysteriously out of oregano :-\
I think you're confusing drek with drivel. Similar, but distinct concepts.
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drek is the green guy from the movies, yes? Has a donkey for a sidekick?
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Friends don't let friends drek and drivel.
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Friends don't let friends drek and drivel.
This gets my nomination for worst pun of the week (possibly year). Well done. :)
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:angel:
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I wish my name were Tom Foolery. That would be cool.
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by the way things work Tom Foolery would be the calm kid who hates bacon...so no..you can't be him.
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The EE section would be a boring lonely place with out bacon encrusted garbage threads.
without such drek EE would become the top political forum of the internet....
soon there would be polls made in the Discussion forum suggesting that EE be split.......
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Can we develop a test that tests for the lack of bacon in the bloodstream? Anyone who falls under a certain level can be punished.
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They already have that. Ask your doctor for a cholesterol test. Tell him to break down your cholesterol by bacon-related and non-bacon-related ;)
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I eat bacon regularly and my cholesterol is below average, very low.
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Thats why I saute mine in butter.
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"As long as you live in this house you'll play by my rules, now butter your bacon!" --Homer Simpson
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