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Title: House of the Future
Post by: DrewKaree on July 13, 2005, 08:09:12 pm

The House of the Future will offer quite a few modifications from the house of the present*.

Note the excessive width of the hallways in the House of the Future. These hallways were designed to accommodate wheelchairs, Hoverounds, and Gay Pride parades.

This sample floorplan includes a single bedroom. Such a design detracts overnight guests by ensuring that only one person/couple is sleep-enabled at one time, and does not have to face the prying eyes of anyone else; the House of the Future discourages casting judgment on others. Please note that the term "Master Bedroom" is merely an architectural convention, and does not at all imply any kind of in-house racial/gender hierarchy.

     *So that everyone feels welcome in the House of the Future, it is vital to offer a variety of designated bathrooms. Here is a list of restrooms that every House of the Future should have in order to avoid offending guests.

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          Men                  Women                 Gay Men             Gay Women

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    Bisexual Men      Bisexual Women      Cross Dresser        Cross Dresser
                                                         prefers women        prefers men

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 Overweight Men  Overweight Women   Overweight Gay     Overweight Gay
                                                                 Men                   Women

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    Overweight            Overweight       Overweight Cross  Overweight Cross
   Bisexual Men       Bisexual Women     Dresser Prefers     Dresser Prefers
                                                              Women                    Men

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       Bisexual               Bulimic Men      Bulimic Women     Gay Bulimic Men
Overweight Cross
       Dresser

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     Gay Bulimic             Bisexual                 Bisexual           Bulimic Cross
       Women              Bulimic Men          Bulimic Women     Dresser That
                                                                                      Prefers Men

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   Bulimic Cross        Bisexual Bulimic
   Dresser That          Cross Dresser
  Prefers Women     

Title: Re: House of the Future
Post by: ChadTower on July 14, 2005, 08:45:46 am

Forget it, I am not sharing a bathroom with all those people.

Title: Re: House of the Future
Post by: Sephroth57 on July 14, 2005, 09:38:13 am

yeah ill take the straight mens room plz, no bulimic ---daisies--- in mine =p

Title: Re: House of the Future
Post by: ChadTower on July 14, 2005, 09:43:26 am

Not quite what I meant... I just don't want to share a toilet with people who are sweating/puking all over it all the time.