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Title: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: JoyMonkey on June 20, 2005, 01:06:36 pm
Ananova:
German soldiers allowed to keep mullets

German soldiers will be allowed to sport mullets and ponytails after a court ruled army hair regulations were unconstitutional.

The ruling came after an 18-year-old soldier was locked up in a cell and fined
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on June 20, 2005, 01:10:24 pm
It said forcing male soldiers to cut their long hair went against their rights as individuals.

Yet, somehow, they still have trouble accepting gays in their ranks.


mrC
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: JoyMonkey on June 20, 2005, 01:13:22 pm
Yeah, but now they've started accepting mullets, lesbians should be flocking to them. Only a matter of time before the entire German army is comprised solely of mullet-clad-man-hating-dykes.  ;)
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: ChadTower on June 20, 2005, 01:24:56 pm
They implemented the wrong solution:

Don't let the men have long hair, make the women cut theirs off too.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: fredster on June 20, 2005, 03:30:21 pm
Well, when they choke to death because the can't get their gas mask on because of the hair, it will weed them out.

Also, they will be rather inconvienced when in war they can't get the lice out of their hair I'm sure that will be a problem also.



Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: fredster on June 20, 2005, 03:30:50 pm
I wonder if now the women can keep their beards?
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: M3talhead on June 20, 2005, 05:09:16 pm
Well, when they choke to death because the can't get their gas mask on because of the hair, it will weed them out.

Also, they will be rather inconvenienced when in war they can't get the lice out of their hair I'm sure that will be a problem also.

Actually, you're right on the money. The reason Roman soldiers were required to cut their hair back in the day was because of 1) discipline, but more importantly, 2) to prevent communicable parasites like lice.

In addition, having long hair and trying to put on an NBC mask is not fun. We run through drills about once a week, and its the females that are the last to don their gear. Not because they don't know what they're doing (although it sure looks that way), but rather because most of 'em have long hair (shoulder length) and in order to don your mask properly, you have to lean forward and put your face into the mask, keeping the hood out of the way and giving yourself enough space to grip the pull tabs for a snug fit.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: grueinthebox on June 20, 2005, 05:25:38 pm
http://www.mulletsgalore.com
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: fredster on June 20, 2005, 05:29:56 pm
I know, I was in the Army.

It was because of the uniform, because it was easier to find ticks and parasites, and it was cooler.

You didn't sweat as much, you didn't have hair falling in your eye when you were aiming your weapon, etc.

Looks like the germans will lose their next war too.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: Dartful Dodger on June 20, 2005, 06:05:25 pm
Looks like the germans will lose their next war too.

I wanted to say that.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: danny_galaga on June 20, 2005, 09:25:24 pm
I wonder if now the women can keep their beards?

damn, i wish i had a spewing-drink-out-of-my-nose emoticon  ;D
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: danny_galaga on June 20, 2005, 09:28:04 pm
They implemented the wrong solution:

Don't let the men have long hair, make the women cut theirs off too.

yes, i concur. ya wanna do a mans job, ya gotta be a man! army is about discipline, not fashion. (this keeps people like me out!)
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: ChadTower on June 21, 2005, 08:38:08 am
It's just another example of lowering standards to fit the lowest common denominator.  This is what is causing the general weakening of many Western cultures, ours included.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: daywane on June 21, 2005, 08:54:50 am
Ananova:
German soldiers allowed to keep mullets

German soldiers will be allowed to sport mullets and ponytails after a court ruled army hair regulations were unconstitutional.


shows how much I know.... I would not have thought Germans had a constitution  ::) or any rights
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: Stingray on June 21, 2005, 10:15:43 am
They implemented the wrong solution:

Don't let the men have long hair, make the women cut theirs off too.

yes, i concur. ya wanna do a mans job, ya gotta be a man! army is about discipline, not fashion. (this keeps people like me out!)

Keeps me out as well. It's for the best.

-S
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: fredster on June 21, 2005, 12:02:25 pm
That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.

Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: ChadTower on June 21, 2005, 12:15:35 pm
That's all the troops need, to have unmotivated, poor 'soldiers' watching their back in a guerilla warfare situation.  It worked so well in Vietnam.

If we would just keep troop usage to situations dealing with clear and present danger, we wouldn't need enough military personnel for a draft.  I sure as hell wouldn't want my sons drafted and sent over to Iraq to keep order on some sand covered street on the other side of the planet.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: fredster on June 21, 2005, 12:39:55 pm
It would make "fragging" cool again though.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: ChadTower on June 21, 2005, 12:46:49 pm
Straight to Fraggle Rock.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: Shape D. on June 21, 2005, 01:02:22 pm
Straight to Fraggle Rock.
But then we'd have to worry about the Gorgs
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: ChadTower on June 21, 2005, 01:14:14 pm
But then we'd have Doozers.
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: Stingray on June 21, 2005, 01:19:36 pm
That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.



If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)

-S
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: danny_galaga on June 21, 2005, 09:03:17 pm
That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.



If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)

-S

hey!
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: Stingray on June 22, 2005, 09:26:50 am
That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.



If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)

-S

hey!

Sorry Danno, that comment was directed at myself, not at you. :)

-s
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: danny_galaga on June 22, 2005, 08:45:02 pm
That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.



If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)

-S

hey!

Sorry Danno, that comment was directed at myself, not at you. :)

-s

you haven't just hurt me. what about the others who are really really old? like fredster (",)
Title: Re: Ich bein ein Mulleteiner!
Post by: Stingray on June 23, 2005, 09:47:19 am
Old people don't have feelings. ;)

-S