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Ananova:
German soldiers allowed to keep mullets
German soldiers will be allowed to sport mullets and ponytails after a court ruled army hair regulations were unconstitutional.
The ruling came after an 18-year-old soldier was locked up in a cell and fined
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It said forcing male soldiers to cut their long hair went against their rights as individuals.
Yet, somehow, they still have trouble accepting gays in their ranks.
mrC
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Yeah, but now they've started accepting mullets, lesbians should be flocking to them. Only a matter of time before the entire German army is comprised solely of mullet-clad-man-hating-dykes. ;)
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They implemented the wrong solution:
Don't let the men have long hair, make the women cut theirs off too.
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Well, when they choke to death because the can't get their gas mask on because of the hair, it will weed them out.
Also, they will be rather inconvienced when in war they can't get the lice out of their hair I'm sure that will be a problem also.
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I wonder if now the women can keep their beards?
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Well, when they choke to death because the can't get their gas mask on because of the hair, it will weed them out.
Also, they will be rather inconvenienced when in war they can't get the lice out of their hair I'm sure that will be a problem also.
Actually, you're right on the money. The reason Roman soldiers were required to cut their hair back in the day was because of 1) discipline, but more importantly, 2) to prevent communicable parasites like lice.
In addition, having long hair and trying to put on an NBC mask is not fun. We run through drills about once a week, and its the females that are the last to don their gear. Not because they don't know what they're doing (although it sure looks that way), but rather because most of 'em have long hair (shoulder length) and in order to don your mask properly, you have to lean forward and put your face into the mask, keeping the hood out of the way and giving yourself enough space to grip the pull tabs for a snug fit.
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http://www.mulletsgalore.com
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I know, I was in the Army.
It was because of the uniform, because it was easier to find ticks and parasites, and it was cooler.
You didn't sweat as much, you didn't have hair falling in your eye when you were aiming your weapon, etc.
Looks like the germans will lose their next war too.
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Looks like the germans will lose their next war too.
I wanted to say that.
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I wonder if now the women can keep their beards?
damn, i wish i had a spewing-drink-out-of-my-nose emoticon ;D
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They implemented the wrong solution:
Don't let the men have long hair, make the women cut theirs off too.
yes, i concur. ya wanna do a mans job, ya gotta be a man! army is about discipline, not fashion. (this keeps people like me out!)
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It's just another example of lowering standards to fit the lowest common denominator. This is what is causing the general weakening of many Western cultures, ours included.
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Ananova:
German soldiers allowed to keep mullets
German soldiers will be allowed to sport mullets and ponytails after a court ruled army hair regulations were unconstitutional.
shows how much I know.... I would not have thought Germans had a constitution ::) or any rights
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They implemented the wrong solution:
Don't let the men have long hair, make the women cut theirs off too.
yes, i concur. ya wanna do a mans job, ya gotta be a man! army is about discipline, not fashion. (this keeps people like me out!)
Keeps me out as well. It's for the best.
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That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.
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That's all the troops need, to have unmotivated, poor 'soldiers' watching their back in a guerilla warfare situation. It worked so well in Vietnam.
If we would just keep troop usage to situations dealing with clear and present danger, we wouldn't need enough military personnel for a draft. I sure as hell wouldn't want my sons drafted and sent over to Iraq to keep order on some sand covered street on the other side of the planet.
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It would make "fragging" cool again though.
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Straight to Fraggle Rock.
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Straight to Fraggle Rock.
But then we'd have to worry about the Gorgs
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But then we'd have Doozers.
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That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.
If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)
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That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.
If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)
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hey!
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That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.
If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)
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hey!
Sorry Danno, that comment was directed at myself, not at you. :)
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That's why we need to bring back the DRAFT.
If the army resorts to drafting 35 year olds we're in much worse trouble than I thought! ;)
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hey!
Sorry Danno, that comment was directed at myself, not at you. :)
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you haven't just hurt me. what about the others who are really really old? like fredster (",)
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Old people don't have feelings. ;)
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