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Title: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Post by: Chemixtry on April 12, 2005, 02:33:42 pm

Saw this list and I thought it was hysterical
http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord1.htm

Title: Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Post by: M3talhead on April 12, 2005, 02:36:07 pm

I read that...................2 years ago. ;)

Title: Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Post by: Shape D. on April 12, 2005, 02:50:08 pm

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No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

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If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

don't these two kind of contradict eachother.

Title: Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Post by: Zero_Hour on April 12, 2005, 03:26:12 pm

Only if the princess is a member of the rebellion.  ;D

Title: Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Post by: DrewKaree on April 12, 2005, 08:51:03 pm

Quote from: Shape D. on April 12, 2005, 02:50:08 pm

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No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

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If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

don't these two kind of contradict eachother.

Why?  She made it known she's rebelling, therefore, he's killing her. 

I used to have many women who rebelled.  That's why I don't have any ex-girlfriends or ex-wives ;)