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Title: I will beat pacman video
Post by: Zathras on August 16, 2004, 01:54:19 pm

Funny flash video - warning some language -

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/pacman/

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: GGKoul on August 16, 2004, 02:32:14 pm

Interesting..  I never knew that was a 865 level.

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: Darkstalker on August 16, 2004, 06:16:59 pm

Or moving fruit targets...And wouldn't it be all keys if he was on the mythical 865th level?

Yea...Spumco animation style rip-offs are cool....

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: TOK on August 17, 2004, 02:21:17 pm

If you can't play good,  play LOUD! ::)

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: SirPoonga on August 17, 2004, 03:39:49 pm

Quote from: GGKoul on August 16, 2004, 02:32:14 pm

Interesting..  I never knew that was a 865 level.

There's a mythical cheat code to get it too.

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: aristotle on August 17, 2004, 09:46:50 pm

 :o  That's awesome.  I never knew PacMan went all the way to level 865.  

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: Floyd10 on August 17, 2004, 11:06:39 pm

I was literally on the floor in laughter. omg!!! that is SOO FUNNY!

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: Mr. Dude on August 18, 2004, 08:31:22 am

lol.... I don't want a pretzel!!!!  I just had a bannana!!!!!

Title: Re:I will beat pacman video
Post by: Floyd10 on August 19, 2004, 08:57:26 am

Quote from: Mr. Dude on August 18, 2004, 08:31:22 am

lol.... I don't want a pretzel!!!!  I just had a bannana!!!!!

Im actually a big enough loser that I typed up the lyrics:
I will beat pac-man

Pac-man
Pac-man
Pac-man
Pac-man

I'M GONNA BEAT PAC-MAN!
I'M GONNA BEAT PAC-MAN!
I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR 20 YEARS NOW,
AND I STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN IT!
I'M ON LEVEL EIGHT-HUNDRED SIXTY-FIVE,
BUT I'M CONVINCED THERE'S AN ENDING TO THIS ---fracking--- GAME!
I WILL BEAT PAC-MAAAAAN!

INKY, BLINKY, PINKY, STINKY, WINKY;
WHATEVER YOUR ---fracking--- GHOST NAMES ARE!
I'M GONNA EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!
I'M GONNA GET A ---fracking--- POWER PELLET,
AND I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
I'M GONNA EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GHOSTS!

AND LOOK!
THERE'S A BANANA FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN!
YOU GHOSTS THINK YOU CAN STOP ME FROM GETTIN' IT!?
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG ---gosh-darn--- IT!
YOU ARE BIG TIME WRONG!
...
MMM THAT WAS A GOOD BANANA!
I EVEN ATE THE SKIN!
I DON'T CARE!
CUZ I'M PAC-MAAAAN!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
NOW THERE'S A PRETZEL FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN!
I JUST ATE A BANANA!
I DON'T FEEL LIKE A PRETZEL!!

...pac-man...

You're ruining my life.
You're draining my bank account.
Pac-man... YOU'VE GOTTA STOP IT!
YOU'VE GOTTA STOP IT!
STOP TAKING MY MONEY PAC-MAN!
---by the flying spaghetti monster's hairy nether regions!--- WHEN WILL THIS GAME EVER END!?
I DON'T WANNA PLAY PAC-MAN ANYMORE,
BUT I DON'T WANNA QUIT!
CUZ I'M SURE IT'S JUST ONE MORE LEVEL I'VE GOTTA BEAT!
JUST ONE MORE LEVEL AND THERE WILL BE SOME GRAND FINALE I'M SURE!
SOME GRAND ---fracking--- FINALE!
PAC-MAN! YOU ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!