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Title: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: CD_Vision on April 06, 2002, 07:33:18 am: Please, everybody... Think about the Kittens... Just this once...
(http://www.darkravenwind.com/cdvision/images/godkills.jpg)
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Lilwolf on April 06, 2002, 08:47:16 am: hahahahaha
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Post by: Zapper on April 06, 2002, 09:33:23 am: Those darn Ninjas....

http://www.realultimatepower.net/
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Post by: Jakobud on June 07, 2002, 11:56:45 am: Heheh check this:

<img src=http://www.realultimatepower.net/godkills.jpg>
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Jabba on October 27, 2005, 10:51:03 am: Just wanted to see if this post will get any action. Dredged it up from the past...
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Post by: Stingray on October 27, 2005, 10:53:37 am: All those poor kittens.

-S
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Post by: Harry Potter on October 27, 2005, 10:54:54 am: Now I know where Paige is. He's killing kittens. :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: Goz on October 27, 2005, 11:03:10 am: I bet that kittens get slaughtered daily because of the cheesecake thread :P
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Post by: ChadTower on October 27, 2005, 11:03:18 am: Dude, they go to all that trouble, and can't even check the spelling in the text.

Boo.
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: missioncontrol on October 27, 2005, 11:34:49 am: killing kittens is fun
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Post by: markrvp on October 27, 2005, 11:38:11 am: I'll try and kill a couple of kittens over lunch.
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Goz on October 27, 2005, 11:44:37 am: Quote from: missioncontrol on October 27, 2005, 11:34:49 am
killing kittens is fun

And satisfying... :o
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Harry Potter on October 27, 2005, 11:45:45 am: Quote from: Gozur on October 27, 2005, 11:44:37 am
Quote from: missioncontrol on October 27, 2005, 11:34:49 am
killing kittens is fun

And satisfying... :o
But messy :P
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Jabba on October 27, 2005, 12:15:31 pm: I had a friend who killed 1000 ~~chickens~~ er, kittens in one day Does that count?
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Harry Potter on October 27, 2005, 12:17:29 pm: H
Quote from: Jabba on October 27, 2005, 12:15:31 pm
I had a friend who killed 1000 ~~chickens~~ er, kittens in one day Does that count?
His own kittens or someone else's?
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Post by: ChadTower on October 27, 2005, 12:51:24 pm: Download Kill a Kitten by Stephen Lynch.

Best... song... ever.
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Post by: MameJunkie on October 27, 2005, 12:56:42 pm: It can't be true...

If it was, there would be NO kittens left in the world.
I myself would have eliminated all those in N.America.
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Post by: versapak on October 27, 2005, 01:01:56 pm: Well...

I took care of the Ninjas, but the solution may have led to further problems.

(http://ldgonzales.home.comcast.net/god-kills-kitten2.jpg)
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 27, 2005, 01:03:02 pm: See, I took care of it by coming up with new methods that confused the ninjas enough that the kittens were able to revolt.
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Stingray on October 27, 2005, 01:50:55 pm: God is an angry chunk of chocolate cake?

-S
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 27, 2005, 01:56:16 pm: Replace the kitten with Bush and watch Mr C disappear forever.
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Post by: ClubNinja on October 27, 2005, 02:02:35 pm: Quote from: ChadTower on October 27, 2005, 12:51:24 pm

Download Kill a Kitten by Stephen Lynch.

Best... song... ever.

True that.
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: versapak on October 27, 2005, 02:12:55 pm: Quote from: Stingray on October 27, 2005, 01:50:55 pm
God is an angry chunk of chocolate cake?

-S

Of course not. ::)

Like he could be bothered with the lightwork.

Sharp teethed turds are obviously hired hands. duh...

:P
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: jbox on October 28, 2005, 09:49:06 am: No thread involving harm to kittens is complete without a mention of bonsai kitten (http://www.bonsaikitten.com/).
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Post by: Harry Potter on October 28, 2005, 09:50:18 am: Two kittens are already dead. See the iced boobies at StingraysMadness.
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Post by: markrvp on October 28, 2005, 09:57:45 am: Quote from: bosss7 on October 28, 2005, 09:50:18 am
Two kittens are already dead. See the iced boobies at StingraysMadness.

I never knew killing a kitten would be so much fun.
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am: Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.
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Post by: Goz on October 28, 2005, 10:01:38 am: Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am

Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.
Afraid to ask... but what the hell

Got proof?
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 10:03:27 am: Common sense, bro. Why would you be doing that with a naked woman sitting in front of you? Don't you think there's better ways to get the job done?
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Post by: Goz on October 28, 2005, 10:04:24 am: Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 10:03:27 am

Common sense, bro. Why would you be doing that with a naked woman sitting in front of you? Don't you think there's better ways to get the job done?

Point is... can't assume. might be on the rag
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: markrvp on October 28, 2005, 10:05:46 am: Quote from: Gozur on October 28, 2005, 10:01:38 am
Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am

Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.
Afraid to ask... but what the hell

Got proof?

I was afraid she would call it off if I asked to videotape it.
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: Goz on October 28, 2005, 10:07:37 am: Quote from: markrvp on October 28, 2005, 10:05:46 am
Quote from: Gozur on October 28, 2005, 10:01:38 am
Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am

Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.
Afraid to ask... but what the hell

Got proof?

I was afraid she would call it off if I asked to videotape it.

Mark you did a fine job and on second thought; We can take your word for it. Thanks for not showing any sausage.
Title: Re: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!!
Post by: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 10:08:13 am: Quote from: Gozur on October 28, 2005, 10:04:24 am
Point is... can't assume.