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Title: The Lion's Mane
Post by: Vigo on February 25, 2015, 04:26:51 pm

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liq9b7bJRD1qh7l7g.gif)

Barry Gibb hair. I want it. It is the perfect helmet of keratin and testosterone forged by the gods. I would make people call me Aslan, only the purest virgin maidens could touch, and it would be glorious.

Even if it was covered up, you would still know it is there, in its perfection. I would bust in on the scene, wearing my reflective aviator suit and the room would go nuts.

"What up bitches!"

(http://i60.tinypic.com/1e6rug.jpg)

The minute the hat is removed, not a hair out of place. I would just be me, my entourage and a line a fly honeys waiting to just get near the aura of my hair.

(http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/v/y/vy4l4v8ygvievgev.jpg?djet1p5k)

I don't even need to wear clothes that fit me. I could just rock ladies XS and look damn good doing it.

(https://anthonypeoples.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bee-gees1.jpg?w=570)

(http://www.minitk.com.ve/caratulas/beegeesmegamix.jpg)

Ugly bro Maurice could hang out with me. Not that I need a comparison to make myself look better, but because he could dress like he wanted and still avoid looking like a Pedo.

(http://www.billboard.com/files/stylus/100311-beegees_617_409.jpg)

The mane. It's real. It's happening.

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: Generic Eric on February 25, 2015, 04:28:06 pm

Does this explain Billy Mitchell?

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: wp34 on February 25, 2015, 04:31:33 pm

Could not agree more.   :cheers:

Additionally I've wanted a Barry Gibb beard since I was a kid.  Finally grew one this winter but it fails in comparison.

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: yotsuya on February 25, 2015, 06:03:56 pm

In that dream you had where you defeated Skeletor and invented the Vigolix, did you have Barry Gibb hair?

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: jdbailey1206 on February 25, 2015, 06:27:57 pm

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8u00c1H01qg03i7o1_400.gif)

I'm Barry Effin Gibb!

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: Vigo on February 25, 2015, 06:39:45 pm

Quote from: yotsuya on February 25, 2015, 06:03:56 pm

In that dream you had where you defeated Skeletor and invented the Vigolix, did you have Barry Gibb hair?

I'm pretty sure this is how I saw myself.

(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144114.0;attach=324771;image)

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: yotsuya on February 25, 2015, 06:42:04 pm

S. W. E. E. T.

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: yotsuya on February 25, 2015, 06:43:14 pm

---fudgesicle--- the Urkelcade. You need to make a Ve-Man cabinet, stat.

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: Vigo on February 25, 2015, 07:05:31 pm

I was actually thinking the same thing. That would be pretty badass. :cheers:

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: Le Chuck on February 25, 2015, 07:55:54 pm

Battle-cat is the cat's ass. 

Title: Re: The Lion's Mane
Post by: pbj on February 25, 2015, 08:08:45 pm

Quote from: Generic Eric on February 25, 2015, 04:28:06 pm

Does this explain Billy Mitchell?

That dude turned up at the last Houston show.  All I heard was, "man, that guy is HUGE and has a GIANT head and hands."

And I'm bigger.  Thanks for making me feel loved, friends.

 :'(