array( "title" => "Waking up...", "image" => "/images/pealsScaryZombieChick.gif", "text" => "Your head really hurts, blah blah...", "moves" => array( "Yelling" => "Yell for help", "WakeUpBro" => "Try to wake up your brother" ) ), "WakeUpBro" => array( "title" => "You kick your brother in the balls", "image" => "/images/zombieGreenSchmokesPhoto.jpg", "text" => "Your bro always was a --- meadow muffin ---...", "moves" => array( "WakeUpBro2" => "Continue..." ) ) ); /* The Engine Room. Beam me up Scotty. */ $roomIndex = $HTTP_GET_VARS["room"]; if (strlen($roomIndex) == 0) { $roomIndex = "WakingUp"; } $room = $roomDatabase[$roomIndex]; print "

" . $room["title"] . "

\n"; print "

\n" . $room["text"] . "\n\n\n"; if (count($room["moves"]) == 0) { print "

Start Again...

\n"; } else if (count($room["moves"]) > 1) { print "

Do you:"; } while (list($dest, $blurb) = each($room["moves"])) { print "
\n" . $blurb . ""; } print "

\n\n"; ?>

I wrote this, everyone else sucks. Have a nice day.