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Donkey_Kong:
I have a great one here...
When my son was about 3 y.o. we were up in North Pole, Alaska chatting with the real Santa Clause at Santa's village. Anyway, Santa asks my kid "What would you like for Christmas?"...and my kid blurts out "A BIG WOODY!"
Santa cheeks turn 8 shades of red while he trys to hold back the laughter.
:laugh2:

Toy Story was huge back then and my son had  Buzz and Woody toys but they had recently come out with quite a bit "bigger" versions and of course that was what my son was referring to with Santa. Well at least I'm pretty sure that's what it was...heheh

Dazz:
My 3 year old nephew was playing with a toy Tow Truck... I asked him what he was doing.  This was his response:

"I'm playing with my hooker car"

mountain:
Being a huge Ohio State Buckeye fan, my kids have grown up hearing the word "Buckeye". One day out of the blue, my son asks "Dad, what's a butt guy"?

It took me a long time before I realized what he was asking. 

ahofle:
I like when my son tries to describe a game that he wants to play (but doesn't know the title).  It's usually a big puzzle trying to figure out what game he means.  The other day he wanted to play "that game where I poop you out".  Turns out the game was Super Smash Bros Melee (he always plays as Yoshi).  :laugh2:

gatordad:
When speaking to our younger 5 y/o son about proper eating habits at the table, my 12 y/o daughter says....

If its to big to fit in your mouth, it dosen't belong there.

My wife raises her eyebrow and looks in my direction,

I just shake my head and smirk.

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