@danny_galaga: Yeah, I know about the orientation thing, that's why I want to be able to swivel the screen 90 degrees when I select between orientations. I figure if the screen is elevated a bit on a swivel, and an outside "stick" on the perimeter or something elevated is raised through the back plastic, I could just push the stick around to move the screen. But that's also why the joystick would have to swivel as well, or it won't be mapped to the screen orientation.
@AtomSmasher: That's cool, it's sort of along the lines of what I was thinking, but the Coleco tabletops are so iconic of what "handhelds" were in the 80s, I figured I wouldn't mind messing one up if I could find a cheap broken one on eBay.