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shardian:
One of these days I am going to pick up and move to England. It is sounding better and better all the time. :laugh2:
diverdown:
--- Quote from: shardian on December 05, 2006, 01:13:30 pm ---I have always used the nice guy approach to cops. It works everytime...except for backwoods cops.
By accident, I have found a new method to use: Have an irritated pregnant wife in the car when getting pulled over. I had an ---uvula--- State trooper say I ran a red light (it was yellow until I passed it). I did my nice thing, but he was being a jerk. My wife then got pissed and basically told him he didn't know what he was talking about. OMG, I thought I was really in for it. He went to his car after his chewing out, came back with a somber ,'I'm glad I'm not you fella', kind of attitude, gave me a warning and said he might have been wrong. That was awesome.
Unfortunately, now my wife is convinced that is how cops should always be handled. :laugh2:
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Hehe
I ran through a RED light (yes it was red not amber). Stopped at said light was a police car. I drove up the road a few hundren meters and pulled over. The police put their lights on and drove up behind me.
The cop asked me "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
I replied "Well technically I think I pulled my own self over."
Cop " So why did you run the red"?
ME " Well I was talking to my wife and the light was green . I looked over to her and then back to the road. the light was amber. I thought it had just gone amber. i did not want to jump on the anchors as my wife is heavilty pregnant (Wife stuck her tummy out more).
Cop "oh ok mate thats a new one for me.....have a good night.... bye...."
I'm thinking of having a pillow in the car to jam up my wifes shirt next time i do a stupid thing (mind you jammin something up my wife....... no better leave that alone)
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