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How do you do this to your kids?
fredster:
My son did that to my Mitsubishi and broke the lenticular screen of my 60" projection TV. He was 2 1/2 and was chasing a neighbor's kid. I told him to get out of the living room but NOOOOO.
He took his shoe and threw it at the little girl and missed.
I was very, very upset when I discovered it. Very.
Very.
AtomSmasher:
My and my sisters painted our cat when we were really young. I think my parents had to shave him after that (I was really young and don't remember doing it, but they've told the story a number of times.)
Another cruel yet funny story is that my parents used to have a couple chickens, and one time they let all the eggs hatch so there were a bunch of baby chicks. I should also point out that we all learned to swim very young, so it wasn't uncommon to be left by the pool for a little while. Anyways, one day my mom goes in the back yard and finds my sister sitting on the edge of pool with a pile of dead chicks next to her. My sister then picked up one of the chicks, put it in the pool and says "Swim duck, swim duck"
We also had a couple sheep named "Lamb" and "Chop", one day we came home from school to find the sheep gone, but the freezers full of food ;D I had an odd childhood, but a good one.
shmokes:
I didn't think chicken eggs (that you eat) could hatch. I thought the eggs we eat were basically chicken periods. Surely the rooster isn't going around getting it on with all those hens every single day.
Vigo:
--- Quote from: shmokes on October 18, 2006, 11:26:38 pm ---I didn't think chicken eggs (that you eat) could hatch. I thought the eggs we eat were basically chicken periods. Surely the rooster isn't going around getting it on with all those hens every single day.
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Often the eggs are fertilized, but not always...you can eat either, and it will probably be early enough to not know the difference...I think...I haven't had chicken 101, so don't take my word on it.
Once I was forced to buy eggs from the natural food market, the eggs were like 1 dollar per egg, and most were bloody, and one had a chick starting to develop...gimme radiated eggs any day!
AtomSmasher:
--- Quote from: shmokes on October 18, 2006, 11:26:38 pm ---I didn't think chicken eggs (that you eat) could hatch. I thought the eggs we eat were basically chicken periods. Surely the rooster isn't going around getting it on with all those hens every single day.
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Your right, generally store eggs are unfertalized, but as I said, we had a couple chickens, as in live chickens who would lay fresh eggs daily. I'm guessing we also had a rooster, at least temporarily, otherwise it would of been difficult to get the eggs from our chickens to hatch.
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