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mccoy178:
Is that the joke about the Chinese guy with the sore tooth and something about the time of the appointment is toothhurty?  I love that one. :laugh2:

Howard_Casto:
In these hard times we live in I often find comfort that although we all have our problems we are all human.  And humanity is just a small cog in the clockwork of gears and levers we call life.  And that life on this sphere is not unique, rather this tiny speck of earth whizzing around this tiny star we call the sun is one of billions of spheres revolving around other suns in this sprinkling of matter we call the galaxy, one of millions in this plane of existence.  And despite the fact that each one of us is such a small part of everything, and despite our differences we are all able to get along, maybe not all of the time or all of us at once, but sometimes.  I think that the best advice I can give to everyone is to spread the universal message of peace and understanding throughout your lives.  So yes, ladies and gentlemen love your neighbor.  Love them unconditionally and fully.  Just remember when you love you neighbor to make sure they are over the age of 18 and won't press charges.   ;D

Stingray:
According to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.

-S

Ed_McCarron:

--- Quote from: boykster on May 23, 2006, 04:27:48 pm ---You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

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Its also been considered that a chicken is simply the eggs way of making more eggs.

saint:
"God is dead." --- Nietzche.

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"Nitezche is dead." --- God.

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