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[Stingray]

I have a very non-specific problem. I require a solution. I'll probably get beligerant and possibly even start hurling profanities if anyone asks for more details. Thanks in advance.

-S

[Harry Potter]

Take 2 towels, soak them in water.
Then take 2 steps south west chanting a bon jovi song in an indian accent.
This should be followed by a sacrifice of a live chicken (or a cooked chicken if you don't have the stomach for killing a live one)
Then you post meaningless stuff on EE and all your problems are over.

You could also try covering yourself in bacon, but that's just me.

Glad I could help

[Stingray]

American Indian or Asian Indian?

-S

[pointdablame]

OMG SEARCH N00B!!!!!!!

Read the FAQ, RTFM

* pointdablame awaits the "I'm sorry, I thought this was a place to ask questions" response

[Harry Potter]

American Indian or Asian Indian?

-S

Good question. What's the difference?

[Stingray]

American Indian or Asian Indian?

-S

Good question. What's the difference?

Not sure, searching the faq. I'll get back with you on that. On a related note, will my 35.7 Ghz Pentium 9 run Pac-Man?

-S

[ChadTower]

I have a very non-specific problem. I require a solution. I'll probably get beligerant and possibly even start hurling profanities if anyone asks for more details. Thanks in advance.

I have a vague answer that may suggest credibility but is really poorly thought out opinion that I read on some other web page last week.  If you question my answer, I will insult your intelligence and try to undermine you.

[Stingray]

I'm sorry Chad, but any answer which does not immediatly answer my question will only set me off on another round of screaming auto censored words. What I really want is for someone to just come to my house, determine what the problem actually is, fix it, do the dishes, and then pay me for their time.

-S

[ChadTower]

Are you a hot chick?

[Harry Potter]

American Indian or Asian Indian?

-S

Good question. What's the difference?

Not sure, searching the faq. I'll get back with you on that. On a related note, will my 35.7 Ghz Pentium 9 run Pac-Man?

-S

Overclock it and it may

[Stingray]

Are you a hot chick?

Depends on who you ask. Bones keeps PMing me for nude pictures if that helps.

American Indian or Asian Indian?

-S

Good question. What's the difference?

Not sure, searching the faq. I'll get back with you on that. On a related note, will my 35.7 Ghz Pentium 9 run Pac-Man?

-S

Overclock it and it may

If I take a really blurry picture of the motherboard, will you label the solder points for me?

-S

[Harry Potter]

Are you a hot chick?

Depends on who you ask. Bones keeps PMing me for nude pictures if that helps.

American Indian or Asian Indian?

-S

Good question. What's the difference?

Not sure, searching the faq. I'll get back with you on that. On a related note, will my 35.7 Ghz Pentium 9 run Pac-Man?

-S

Overclock it and it may

If I take a really blurry picture of the motherboard, will you label the solder points for me?

-S

Sure, but you'll need a hammer to bash the modification into place. And maybe a dead skunk.

[Stingray]

Dead skunk, no problem, but don't start whipping out all that technical mumbo jumbo! What the heck is a hammer? Do you think I can afford to buy a bunch of specialty tools? Here's my MB.

-S

[Harry Potter]

Not enough bacon on the motherboard. Try sticking Jessica Simpson in the RAM slot.
A bit of mustard on the COM port helps the graphics.

And I don't see no skunks 

[ChadTower]

If he had a Jessica Simpson lying about, what use would he have for that motherboard?

[Stingray]

I'd rather stick my ram into Jessica's slot if I get a choice.



-s

[ChadTower]

I'd rather ram my stick into Jessica Simpson.  Duh.

[M3talhead]

HEYHOWCOMEICANTPLAYCRUSINUSA!!1!!11!11//??

[Stingray]

HEYHOWCOMEICANTPLAYCRUSINUSA!!1!!11!11//??

Please don't take my thread off topic.

Hey look! A dog with a puffy tail !!!

-S

[M3talhead]

HEYHOWCOMEICANTPLAYCRUSINUSA!!1!!11!11//??

Please don't take my thread off topic.

Hey look! A dog with a puffy tail !!!

-S

[ChadTower]

I keep reading that Stingray quote in the sig and thinking that it is a lot funnier if you consider contexts other than a road trip.

[missioncontrol]

must get more oregano and NyQuil.........

[Stingray]

I keep reading that Stingray quote in the sig and thinking that it is a lot funnier if you consider contexts other than a road trip.

Thanks a lot Chad. Now my boss is wondering what's so auto censored funny in here.

-S

[M3talhead]

To be honest, I let out a slight chuckle when I made it.......








......or was that a fart?   

[ChadTower]

If you're not sure what end it came out of, what makes you think we want to know about it?

[M3talhead]

If you're not sure what end it came out of, what makes you think we want to know about it?

What makes you think I care? 

[Stingray]

No bickering in my thread. Don't make me slap you guys with a strip of raw bacon.

-S

[M3talhead]

No bickering in my thread. Don't make me slap you guys with a strip of raw bacon.

-S

[Stingray]

I need one of those buttons. Maybe they sell them at Bacon Mart.

-S

[DaveMMR]

I have a very non-specific problem. I require a solution. I'll probably get beligerant and possibly even start hurling profanities if anyone asks for more details. Thanks in advance.

-S

Simple.  Viagra.

[Stingray]

I have a very non-specific problem. I require a solution. I'll probably get beligerant and possibly even start hurling profanities if anyone asks for more details. Thanks in advance.

-S

Simple.

[tommy]

I have a very non-specific problem.

If you're not sure what end it came out of, what makes you think we want to know about it?

To be honest, I let out a slight chuckle when I made it....

Maybe they sell them at Bacon Mart.

Don't make me slap you guys

What makes you think I care?

Now my boss is wondering

was that a fart?

[Stingray]

Maybe it's the Nyquil & oregano talking, but that may be the funniest thing I've read all week, Tommy. Bravo!

-S

[tommy]

We could do this all day with all threads. 

[M3talhead]

We could do this all day with all threads. 

Let's!

[Stingray]

It's fixed now. Thanks for the advice.

-S

[Goz]

With posts like this we can drive our post counts up like the assbags at Neo-geo.com that have 10,000+ posts and consider everyone a n00b.

muhahahaha...

Eating bacon while playing with Jessica Simpsons boobs will solve your problem. If not, try it repeatedly and it will either fix it or you will not care

[ChadTower]

Eating bacon while playing with Jessica Simpsons boobs will solve your problem. If not, try it repeatedly and it will either fix it or you will not care

You're losing all credibility.  In that situation, any man who even noticed the bacon should be killed.

[Goz]

Eating bacon while playing with Jessica Simpsons boobs will solve your problem. If not, try it repeatedly and it will either fix it or you will not care

You're losing all credibility.  In that situation, any man who even noticed the bacon should be killed.

It was the thought that counts. After all he has a far better chance of actually eating  bacon than playing with her fabulous boobs.

[Harry Potter]

Eating bacon while playing with Jessica Simpsons boobs will solve your problem.

*working on animation as we speak*