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Father's Day
« on: June 19, 2005, 10:30:15 am »
Here's a thread to brag on what your kids got you for father's Day......

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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 11:03:31 am »
A hooker
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 11:11:39 am »
Well shmokes doesn't have any kids, so his "life-partner" musta got him a man-ho ;) ;D

I got Seinfeld Season 4 and what the heck do kids find funny nowadays?  Some LAME jokes in these cards ::)

The wife wouldn't let the kids get me the hooker, but then again, I've actually GOT kids, so I think I'm ahead of shmokes thus far.
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 11:44:30 am »
Quote from: DrewKaree on June 19, 2005, 11:11:39 am
Well shmokes doesn't have any kids, so his "life-partner" musta got him a man-ho ;) ;D

What the heck do kids find funny nowadays?  Some LAME jokes in these cards ::)


Nowadays?  I don't think greeting cards were ever an untapped source of brilliant comedic possibilities.  At best, they're amusing.

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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2005, 11:59:40 am »
I think a better joke would be " guess what dad, i didn't get you jack ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---" atleast i would have a laugh.  ;D
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2005, 01:11:42 pm »
I just got my stuff.......

A couple Shirts and pants,

and a gallon of yellow paint for the cabinet  ;D
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2005, 06:13:20 pm »
My kid musta been saving for a long time cuz he got me a Skybox!



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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2005, 06:42:24 pm »
My daughter tapped the bank of Mom, and they got me the first season of "Newsradio" and "Scrubs" on DVD.
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2005, 09:44:18 pm »
Quote from: Gozur on June 19, 2005, 06:13:20 pm

My kid musta been saving for a long time cuz he got me a Skybox!


Did you get the storage base for that thing too?  I think you're the reigning champeen today!

What sport/team/logo are you gonna put on that thing?
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2005, 09:56:24 pm »
I got to put in a ceiling fan. That was fun. NOT! It was about 212
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2005, 09:56:46 pm »
Screwdrivers... and a set of micro drivers...
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2005, 10:01:48 pm »
I got a drawing stuck to a coaster
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2005, 10:07:49 pm »
Three pairs of pants and the news that I'm going to be a daddy again!  ;D

-- Chris

P.S. Here's my little guy!
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2005, 10:58:02 pm »
Quote from: DrewKaree on June 19, 2005, 09:44:18 pm
Quote from: Gozur on June 19, 2005, 06:13:20 pm

My kid musta been saving for a long time cuz he got me a Skybox!


Did you get the storage base for that thing too?  I think you're the reigning champeen today!

What sport/team/logo are you gonna put on that thing?

Yeah got the stand / base also.

Not sure... Maybe a big MAME(tm) atomic logo. Just kidding. I'll likely go anddo a custom logo (maybe all my fav teams). Can't leave it looking like anyone elses.  ;D

-Goz
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2005, 09:23:03 am »
a steak dinner at applebees and a new PC chair since my fat butt landed on my butt the other day. Broke my last chair at the welds. :-[

Hope this on last better or in 2 years I will be cursing and rubbing my cheeks again :'(
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2005, 09:27:28 am »
Quote from: CJK on June 19, 2005, 10:07:49 pm
Three pairs of pants and the news that I'm going to be a daddy again!
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2005, 12:56:42 pm »
Quote from: Gozur on June 19, 2005, 06:13:20 pm
My kid musta been saving for a long time cuz he got me a Skybox!





Awesome......... Want to trade kids for next fathers day....  ;D
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2005, 12:59:44 pm »
Quote from: CJK on June 19, 2005, 10:07:49 pm
Three pairs of pants and the news that I'm going to be a daddy again!
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2005, 01:49:37 pm »
Two handmade cards, one mostly scribbles, the other a spaceship fight.

We went to the movies, saw Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D.

We went out for BBQ lunch and got some pulled pork and smoked chicken.

We picked up one of these and spent the rest of the afternoon playing.

Then my wife made an 18" chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich and we ate that.

It was a good day.
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2005, 05:11:03 pm »
Quote from: ChadTower on June 20, 2005, 01:49:37 pm
Then my wife made an 18" chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich and we ate that

Yumm.  Got some clothes, a Ps/2 game, and this baby coming soon....


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Maybe this will get me around these darn country roads in my new state, Indiana.

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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2005, 06:53:34 pm »
Quote from: JackTucky on June 20, 2005, 05:11:03 pm


http://www.cartoys.com/cartoys/webpage.cfm?&DID=7&WebPage_ID=16&CPS_KEY=REMOVE&filename=mag700.cfm&se=1&pid=gg

Maybe this will get me around these darn country roads in my new state, Indiana.

Art

I was checking out one (dunno if it was the same model/version) at Sam's Club, and man, I'm hoping it's just because it was a demo, because it wasn't finding ANYTHING I was putting into it.

Does anyone know if the demo's only let you find stuff in certain areas, do you have to load/add any other maps....and if so, WHY the heck do these marketing dolts NOT customize the demos to the area?  How the heck am I supposed to know any addresses or places in San Francisco, of all places?

I want the Road Mate, but if it's as annoying as the demo, it can rot on the shelves
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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2005, 07:10:15 pm »
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Thanks, missioncontrol and daywane!   :)

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Re: Father's Day
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2005, 07:48:56 pm »
I installed a roof for fathers day!
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