Fantasy Football league

[wp34]

That gif is hilarious but can you replace Gargamel with this guy?

[Hoopz]

Awesome job Vigo!   

Note to self - Adjust Vigo's scores every week so he loses. 

[Vigo]

That gif is hilarious but can you replace Gargamel with this guy?

Guy? Whadda mean? That's what our women folk look like up here. It looks like she even shaved for the game.

[ChadTower]

Stuff like that really does support the "obsessive sports fan mental illness" theory.

[Hoopz]

Stuff like that really does support the "obsessive sports fan mental illness" theory.

Agreed.  That knot on the tie is terrible.

[wp34]

This is going to be awesome.   

[Hoopz]

Send me a PM or post here if you didn't get the league invite from ESPN.  Check spam folders also.  We have a couple that probably haven't had time to sign up yet but one person said he didn't get the ESPN email. 

[Vigo]

I found mine in my spam box. Gmail didn't like the invite.

[Hoopz]

Looks like we are all set now.  Everyone is in and the draft is scheduled.  We will pay out bonus money for the team that takes a kicker in the first round.

[Vigo]

If only the Gramatica brothers were still kicking, I would snatch both of them up in a heartbeat.

[Hoopz]

And see one get hurt celebrating a FG.  Good times...   

[pbj]

So how do I get Manziel and Michael Sam?

[wp34]

So how do I get Manziel and Michael Sam?

Since this is an ESPN league I thought every team was given those two players complimentary.

[yotsuya]

I was almost going to name my team the Arizona ASUS ROG PG278Qs.

[ChadTower]

And see one get hurt celebrating a FG.  Good times...   

Martin was an excellent kicker for quite a long time.  His brother not so much...

[pbj]

So, having a diablo/Simpsons marathon party planned for today, I put in my draft preferences this morning.

I had no idea what the hell I was doing, so I meditated on what would I do as a cowboys fan.

And now I have Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.

 

[Hoopz]

If anyone wants to see the rosters for the BYOAC members that are in the league, here they are:

Mine
QB   Andy Dalton, Cin QB   Draft
RB   LeSean McCoy, Phi RB  P   Draft
RB   Andre Ellington, Ari RB   Draft
WR   A.J. Green, Cin WR   Draft
WR   Alshon Jeffery, Chi WR   Draft
TE   Jordan Cameron, Cle TE  PBreaking Video   Draft
FLEX   Keenan Allen, SD WR   Draft
D/ST   Panthers D/ST D/ST   Draft
K   Matt Bryant, Atl K   Draft
Bench   Joique Bell, Det RB   Draft
Bench   Cordarrelle Patterson, Min WR   Draft
Bench   Matt Ryan, Atl QB   Draft
Bench   Bernard Pierce, Bal RB  PRecent News   Draft
Bench   Antonio Gates, SD TE   Draft
Bench   Justin Hunter, Ten WRRecent News   Draft
Bench   Bills D/ST D/ST   Draft

Vigo
QB   Aaron Rodgers, GB QB   Draft
RB   DeMarco Murray, Dal RB   Draft
RB   Shane Vereen, NE RB   Draft
WR   Randall Cobb, GB WR   Draft
WR   Percy Harvin, Sea WRBreaking News   Draft
TE   Greg Olsen, Car TEBreaking News   Draft
FLEX   Victor Cruz, NYG WR   Draft
D/ST   49ers D/ST D/ST   Draft
K   Adam Vinatieri, Ind KRecent News   Draft
Bench   Chris Johnson, NYJ RB   Draft
Bench   Julian Edelman, NE WR   Draft
Bench   Terrance Williams, Dal WR   Draft
Bench   Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB   Draft
Bench   James Starks, GB RB   Draft
Bench   Zach Ertz, Phi TE   Draft
Bench   Donald Brown, SD RB   Draft

wp34
QB   Jay Cutler, Chi QB   Draft
RB   Giovani Bernard, Cin RB   Draft
RB   Toby Gerhart, Jac RB   Draft
WR   Brandon Marshall, Chi WR   Draft
WR   Dez Bryant, Dal WR   Draft
TE   Martellus Bennett, Chi TE   Draft
FLEX   Wes Welker, Den WR  QBreaking News   Draft
D/ST   Browns D/ST D/ST   Draft
K   Blair Walsh, Min K   Draft
Bench   Reggie Wayne, Ind WR   Draft
Bench   Cecil Shorts, Jac WR  PRecent News   Draft
Bench   Khiry Robinson, NO RB   Draft
Bench   Philip Rivers, SD QB   Draft
Bench   Jordan Reed, Wsh TE  PRecent News   Draft
Bench   Carlos Hyde, SF RB   Draft
Bench   Brandon LaFell, NE WR   Draft

Chad
QB   Cam Newton, Car QB  PBreaking News   Draft
RB   Matt Forte, Chi RB   Draft
RB   Le'Veon Bell, Pit RBRecent News   Draft
WR   Vincent Jackson, TB WR   Draft
WR   Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR   Draft
TE   Ladarius Green, SD TE   Draft
FLEX   Alfred Morris, Wsh RB   Draft
D/ST   Patriots D/ST D/ST   Draft
K   Justin Tucker, Bal K   Draft
Bench   Torrey Smith, Bal WR   Draft
Bench   Emmanuel Sanders, Den WR   Draft
Bench   Bishop Sankey, Ten RBRecent News   Draft
Bench   Fred Jackson, Buf RB   Draft
Bench   Lamar Miller, Mia RBBreaking News   Draft
Bench   Danny Amendola, NE WR   Draft
Bench   Greg Jennings, Min WR   Draft

yotsuya
QB   Matthew Stafford, Det QBRecent News   Draft
RB   Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB   Draft
RB   Doug Martin, TB RB   Draft
WR   Andre Johnson, Hou WR   Draft
WR   Roddy White, Atl WR   Draft
TE   Charles Clay, Mia TE  P   Draft
FLEX   Montee Ball, Den RB   Draft
D/ST   Cardinals D/ST D/ST   Draft
K   Steven Hauschka, Sea K   Draft
Bench   Trent Richardson, Ind RB   Draft
Bench   Steven Jackson, Atl RB  PRecent News   Draft
Bench   Kendall Wright, Ten WR   Draft
Bench   Sammy Watkins, Buf WR  PBreaking News   Draft
Bench   DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR   Draft
Bench   Riley Cooper, Phi WR   Draft
Bench   Darren McFadden, Oak RB   Draft

pbj
QB   Peyton Manning, Den QB   Draft
RB   Zac Stacy, StL RB   Draft
RB   DeAngelo Williams, Car RB   Draft
WR   Julio Jones, Atl WR   Draft
WR   Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR   Draft
TE   Vernon Davis, SF TE   Draft
FLEX   Michael Crabtree, SF WR   Draft
D/ST   Seahawks D/ST D/ST   Draft
K   Stephen Gostkowski, NE K   Draft
Bench   Tom Brady, NE QBRecent News   Draft
Bench   Anquan Boldin, SF WR   Draft
Bench   Delanie Walker, Ten TE   Draft
Bench   Rams D/ST D/ST   Draft
Bench   Saints D/ST D/ST   Draft
Bench   Jeremy Hill, Cin RBRecent News   Draft
Bench   Terrance West, Cle RBBreaking News   Draft

Zero_Hour
QB   Robert Griffin III, Wsh QBRecent News   Draft
RB   Eddie Lacy, GB RB   Draft
RB   C.J. Spiller, Buf RBRecent News   Draft
WR   Calvin Johnson, Det WR   Draft
WR   Antonio Brown, Pit WR   Draft
TE   Julius Thomas, Den TE   Draft
FLEX   Frank Gore, SF RB   Draft
D/ST   Buccaneers D/ST D/ST   Draft
K   Phil Dawson, SF K   Draft
Bench   Michael Floyd, Ari WR   Draft
Bench   Eric Decker, NYJ WR   Draft
Bench   Mike Wallace, Mia WR   Draft
Bench   Chris Ivory, NYJ RB   Draft
Bench   Danny Woodhead, SD RB   Draft
Bench   Dwayne Bowe, KC WR  SSPDRecent News   Draft
Bench   Mark Ingram, NO RB   Draft

[Vigo]

Thanks, Hoopz!

And now I have Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.

Dammit, you stole my 15th round pick.

[ChadTower]

My fantasy team is totally going to win the league in 2010.

[yotsuya]

Out of my three leagues, this one was the only one where I got a "W". And it was over James, so that's doubly sweet! 

[Vigo]

I hear Ray Rice is open for trade.... 

[Hoopz]

Not that anyone cares who isn't in the league and that we should be posting this on the league message boards, but I thought I'd share the rankings so far:

Vigo and wp34 are both 2-0
pbj, Zero_Hour, yotsuya and myself are all 1-1
And Chad is 0-1-1.  (Just like in Heartbreak Ridge!)

Nothing worse than a tie in FF.   

[wp34]

Not that anyone cares who isn't in the league and that we should be posting this on the league message boards, but I thought I'd share the rankings so far:

Vigo and wp34 are both 2-0
pbj, Zero_Hour, yotsuya and myself are all 1-1
And Chad is 0-1-1.  (Just like in Heartbreak Ridge!)

Nothing worse than a tie in FF.   

Correction I am 1-1.  You kicked our Butkus week one.  Thanks for making me point that out.   

[Hoopz]

My bad.  So we're gunning for Vigo.  Got it.   

[Hoopz]

And Vigo whipped me.

And Chad now is 0-1-2.  Two ties in three games is unreal.   

[Vigo]

I think Yot has my number this week. Unless both Heath Miller and Andre Johnson whiff it tonight, the 6 game streak is coming to an end.

[Hoopz]

I think Yot has my number this week. Unless both Heath Miller and Andre Johnson whiff it tonight, the 6 game streak is coming to an end.

[yotsuya]

I think Yot has my number this week. Unless both Heath Miller and Andre Johnson whiff it tonight, the 6 game streak is coming to an end.

Would be nice. I'm in three leagues and have sucked in all three.

[Hoopz]

I think Yot has my number this week. Unless both Heath Miller and Andre Johnson whiff it tonight, the 6 game streak is coming to an end.

Would be nice. I'm in three leagues and have sucked in all three.

I hate that.  I freaking hate that.  And it's happened to me this year more than I want to talk about.

But, my beloved Chicago Bears are doing well, right?   Dammit....

[yotsuya]

I think Yot has my number this week. Unless both Heath Miller and Andre Johnson whiff it tonight, the 6 game streak is coming to an end.

Would be nice. I'm in three leagues and have sucked in all three.

I hate that.  I freaking hate that.  And it's happened to me this year more than I want to talk about.

But, my beloved Chicago Bears are doing well, right?   Dammit....

If it weren't for my Arizona Cardinals and Arizona State Sun Devils being a combined 10-2, I'd be done with football season.

[Hoopz]

Carson Palmer.  Carson freaking Palmer and two backups.  Unreal.   

Vigo is undefeated so far this year or will have one loss AND is a Packers fan.  So he pretty much sold his soul to the devil.   

[Vigo]

Vigo is undefeated so far this year or will have one loss AND is a Packers fan.  So he pretty much sold his soul to the devil.   

Kinda like how Rodgers is currently the best QB in the league, AND he is dating Olivia Munn? Say what you will about her, but I am sure there is the reason why he became "Mr. Relax" this year.




Although Jay Cutler doesn't have a bad gig either with his premiere salary and smoking hot wife. 

[yotsuya]

Vigo is undefeated so far this year or will have one loss AND is a Packers fan.  So he pretty much sold his soul to the devil.   

Kinda like how Rodgers is currently the best QB in the league, AND he is dating Olivia Munn? Say what you will about her, but I am sure there is the reason why he became "Mr. Relax" this year.




Although Jay Cutler doesn't have a bad gig either with his premiere salary and smoking hot wife. 

I don't think Brandon Marshall would agree with you there.

[Hoopz]

Big dust up yesterday in the locker room...  But Marshall's right, there's no reason that offense only put up 14 points yesterday.

[yotsuya]

Vigo is undefeated so far this year or will have one loss AND is a Packers fan.  So he pretty much sold his soul to the devil.   

Kinda like how Rodgers is currently the best QB in the league, AND he is dating Olivia Munn? Say what you will about her, but I am sure there is the reason why he became "Mr. Relax" this year.

Cool story, brah.

[Vigo]

Rodgers: Texas Ranger

Big dust up yesterday in the locker room...  But Marshall's right, there's no reason that offense only put up 14 points yesterday.

Next time he is in the club, he can take it up with Cutler's wife. 

[Hoopz]

Time to delete this whole damn thread!  Big meanies.

[Vigo]

Time to delete this whole damn thread!  Big meanies.

Haha, well in Marshall's defense, the club incident was just a random bar scuffle. AFAIK, he doesn't have a "whoopin' room"

[Hoopz]

Hit your quota of gay pictures of Aaron Rogers?  nttawwt

[Vigo]

Hit your quota of gay pictures of Aaron Rogers?  nttawwt