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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: HaRuMaN on September 24, 2008, 09:52:29 am
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PETA's latest (http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html)
I'm sorry, but I want my Ben & Jerry's to be made with cow's milk, not human milk. :o
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I've been to the Ben + Jerry's factory in VT... if they were to actually do that, imagine the cottage industry that would pop up around the need for locally supplied breast milk in large quantities.
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In related news, PETA sent a letter to McDonald's asking them to use humans, rather than beef, in their burgers.
McDonald's response was, "Since when is there beef in our burgers?"
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Oh, the irony of milk. We consider breast milk nasty, yet our babies live off of it. We consider breast milk that comes from a clean outlet nasty, but milk from a nasty dirty cow teat that has to be pasteurized is oh so yummy.
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It would still have to be pasteurized and homogenized... the risk of bacterial and viral transmission may actually be higher with breast milk than with cow milk given that we can no longer count on crossing species as ruling out a lot of potential problems. I mean whoever heard of a cow with an STD or a drug addiction?
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Did you switch avatars in the last 5 minutes or so PBJ????
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Try every five minutes....
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That was gonna be my next comment. :)
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He really should keep a running gallery somewhere of every avatar.
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The smiley face was probably the seizure one.
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And, yes, I do switch it a lot myself.
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I liked Freddie, he actually made me laugh aloud the first time I saw him on one of your posts.
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Someone complained that my avatars were going to cause a seizure, so they kept getting switched around on me. :-\ And, yes, I do switch it a lot myself.
WTF? The worst is the damn spider. I thought yours were harmless...just dorky. :P
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I preferred the dildo wielding Jonas Brothers. Classic!
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I saw the 1 frame, but didn't have tools at work to see what the frame was.
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I saw the 1 frame, but didn't have tools at work to see what the frame was.
Ill admit, after staring at it for about 5 minutes, I downloaded it to dissect it and see the frame.
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These never bothered me. Of course, my desktop is at 60hz and doesn't bother me either. Oh, and milk doesn't have to be pastureized.
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breast milk is best when Sucked ;D
So, are we gonna forcefully impregnate Women now ?
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I prefer the melamine flavored Chinese milk. Been drinking it for years and I'm still alive!
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breast milk is best when Sucked ;D
So, are we gonna forcefully impregnate Women now ?
Why stop now? Our whole economy is based on this.
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I tasted my wife's breast milk a few times while my daughter was breast feeding. I suppose it is warm, but I hope you're not under the impression that cow's milk comes out if the teet refrigerated, LOL.
Anyway, the Ben and Jerry's thing wouldn't work. It's illegal to sell your breast milk in the U.S. It can be donated to milk banks, though somehow I doubt Ben and Jerry's will have much luck procuring millions of gallons of donated (or even purchased, for that matter) breast milk.
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It's illegal to sell your breast milk in the U.S.
...and yet people do it all the time. It's illegal to sell drugs, too, but you can get them anywhere or time you want.
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People buying and selling breast milk is somewhat different than Ben and Jerry's buying it by the millions of gallons to produce a product that is sold on the shelves of every grocery store in the country. ;)
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People buying and selling breast milk is somewhat different than Ben and Jerry's buying it by the millions of gallons to produce a product that is sold on the shelves of every grocery store in the country. ;)
We're talking about Vermont. If Ben and Jerry's wanted to do that it would be legal faster than you can get squirted in the eye.
You know... Ben and Jerry's has cows all over their packaging... if they're not using cows anymore... what could they replace them with? Hrm, let me think...
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That might not be tough. It's governed by federal law. :)
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That might not be tough. It's governed by federal law. :)
It won't be hard to slip a rider on the bailout bill. Who is going to go on record voting against that so that some struggling woman in Vermont can't sell some milk? It's like lose-lose-lose.
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That might not be tough. It's governed by federal law. :)
Do your homework. It's only illegal in CA and NY.
Some milk banks pay their donors. Most non-profit ones at least hook the women up with a high-end medical grade pump and all the supplies. When our first son died, my wife donated all her stored milk to a milk bank in Columbus. She once even looked into selling/donating, but she didn't pump very well at all.
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I'm just trying to imagine how they are going to house all the women to pump the breast milk...herd 'em all like cattle and put a hose on their boob! Imagine that as your first job! WoooHooo! ;D
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Do your homework.
Hmm . . . I didn't do any homework at all. A worker in the hospital told us that the FDA allowed donation, but not the sale of breast milk. Our kid was born in Utah, FWIW. It was just in conversation. We were neither in need of buying breast milk, nor considering selling it.
If I become motivated I might actually do some homework on it, but I'm not really very curious about it. For now I'll just assume you're right, and shift my argument from it being illegal to it being difficult logistically and economically. It would take quite a number of women to generate millions of gallons of breast milk. ;D I bet you'd have to pay them more than we pay our cows.
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You probably misunderstood her... she was trying to tell you that breasts are illegal in Utah.
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You probably misunderstood her... she was trying to tell you that breasts are illegal in Utah.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: oh...wait... :lame:
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You probably misunderstood her... she was trying to tell you that breasts are illegal in Utah.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: oh...wait... :lame:
You just say LAME because it would make you a fugitive. ;D
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You probably misunderstood her... she was trying to tell you that breasts are illegal in Utah.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: oh...wait... :lame:
You just say LAME because it would make you a fugitive. ;D
Don't be mean...Some of the best breasts I've ever known have been in Utah! (Insert horrid 'Your Mom' joke here)
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Don't be mean...Some of the best breasts I've ever known have been in Utah! (Insert horrid 'Your Mom' joke here)
Anyone who opens the shirt of a woman my mom's age deserves what they get. :laugh2:
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It appears today is your 'hit' day, Chad. I guess Monday will be 'miss' day then. ;D
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It appears today is your 'hit' day, Chad. I guess Monday will be 'miss' day then. ;D
Junior Miss if I get lucky.
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You'd consider yourself lucky to sleep with a fifteen-year-old girl? Gross.
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You'd consider yourself lucky to sleep with a fifteen-year-old girl? Gross.
Note the "shouldna said that" smiley that followed the joke. Do your homework on your smileys too. ;D
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You'd consider yourself lucky to sleep with a fifteen-year-old girl? Gross.
Note the "shouldna said that" smiley that followed the joke. Do your homework on your smileys too. ;D
I didn't see that smiley either on the first read...
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Chad's got a fetish for 15 year old girls...it all makes sense now... ;)
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Chad's got a fetish for 15 year old girls...it all makes sense now... ;)
I gave that one up when I turned 18. Now it's all about getting on the waiting list.
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I don't see a problem with sleeping with someone....unless they move around a lot at night.
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I get tired of the whining about me snoring all night..
I dont snore. I would wake myself up if I did.
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I get tired of the whining about me snoring all night..
I dont snore. I would wake myself up if I did.
I do usually too. But not always I've heard and I took them at their word.
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Junior Miss if I get lucky.
Ehm, Chad, your other nickname doesn't happen to be "Galaga King" does it? :D