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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: shardian on May 19, 2008, 01:30:30 pm
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This is a picture of Carrot Top from the CMA's last night. I don't even know where to begin with how ---fouled up beyond all recognition--- that is.
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Lol...this link sums it up:
http://sosayetheantichris.blogspot.com/2007/08/buff-carrot-top.html
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Well..
He's older...
He's more built...
He's creepier...
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Ronald didn't get that way eating at Mickey D's.. lol
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I never liked Carrot Top's humor. It comes from getting people to laugh at him.
I’d guess this proves that he’s still got “it”.
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If I spent my whole life getting beat down, I'd probably roid up, too.
Would you also get plastic surgery and wear makeup?
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The guy looks like Crusty the clown with red hair and no makeup. For the rest (pardon my naivety), who is Carrot Top? Is he family of ZZ?
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_lDeF_-fnewU/RsZOXpR1HII/AAAAAAAAABM/jv_DxK3Fkq8/s1600-h/carrottop.jpg)
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The natural instinct here is to say that he did roids, but that's just because in this day and age nobody will believe that people actually did hard work and built muscle mass the proper way. I remember hearing years ago about Carrot Top going and doing an all protein diet with insane training sessions, etc. etc. so it didn't shock me at all when he arrived "back on the scene" as a muscle bound doof.
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Bah . . . that's steroids if I've ever seen steroids.
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Bah . . . that's steroids if I've ever seen steroids.
But what is your undeniable, scientific proof? That's why this whole steroids thing is pissing me off. It's the Salem Witch Trials all over again. If somebody looks different, they must be on roids. I've put on a lot of muscle in recent years without using steroids.
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very, very undeniably freaky. i dont see any reason to suppose steroids though. he's not at 'mr universe' levels...
damn, hes freaky looking though...
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So does this mean we can't make fun of him without him trying to beat us up?
His tendons are probably so taught he probably couldn't reach around to hold his penis to pee, much less try and grab and strangle any one of us with both hands.
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So does this mean we can't make fun of him without him trying to beat us up?
His tendons are probably so taught he probably couldn't reach around to hold his penis to pee, much less try and grab and strangle any one of us with both hands.
thank you for that imagery...
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Doesn't steroids cause balding?
Without that hair he’d be nothing. There are plenty of muscle headed goofs, I doubt he’d risk his naturally rare feature for a synthetic dime a dozen one.
Maybe after his fame and wealth run out he’ll write a book about the evils of steroids to get a boost by playing in the public’s sympathy, but for now I’ll assume any steroid theories come from carrot envy.
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The first picture posted in this thread isn't so disturbing as this one, where apparently he was only working out his (deltoids?) shoulders:
(http://wowee.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/carrottop_fugly.jpg)
More here: http://www.flynetonline.com/2007/11/carrot-top-smash-puny-humans/ (http://www.flynetonline.com/2007/11/carrot-top-smash-puny-humans/)
...and possibly prepping his face for a sex change?
(http://time-blog.com/nerd_world/cutttttttt%20copy.jpg)
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc40/TEEHEE112233/CARROTTOP.jpg)
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Okay, that's just frightening. (Though that first picture really makes me think that it's not steroids, but insane amounts of weight lifting with the shoulders work first. This would allow for easier working of the rest of the body's muscles as the shoulder really get involved with most arm weight training. As well as the triceps).
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We're all stuck on the size of his muscles . . . WTF is going on with his face? It looks like he went to the surgeon who did Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's Batman.
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We're all stuck on the size of his muscles . . . WTF is going on with his face? It looks like he went to the surgeon who did Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's Batman.
Michael Jacksonitis.
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I guess I'm lucky that I have no idea who this guy is.
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I guess I'm lucky that I have no idea who this guy is.
I guess he's a creepy US version of Bert Visscher ;)
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I vaguely remember he did several of the old AT&T commercials for their long distance...
http://clantongang.com/oldwest/attcommercial.html
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Holy ---fudgesicle---.
There is something seriously wrong with a guy who obviously plucks his eyebrows.
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Come to Vegas, the guy is pretty funny.
I would love just to lose the gut, any health boffins care to tell me how to lose 40 lbs in 3 months?
I hike 20 miles a week and its not getting close.
I would call Carrot Top but that would be too easy.
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(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc40/TEEHEE112233/CARROTTOP.jpg)
wow. he actually used to look normal!
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Come to Vegas, the guy is pretty funny.
I would love just to lose the gut, any health boffins care to tell me how to lose 40 lbs in 3 months?
I hike 20 miles a week and its not getting close.
I would call Carrot Top but that would be too easy.
Change up the routine. I found that after a while I hit a plateau where I couldn't take off any more weight and wasn't putting on any more muscle. Apparently, the human body gets used to the same routine if done over and over and over again. I actually had to stop working out for a week or so, then do random work-outs so that my body wasn't doing the same thing over and over again. This helped big time until i hit another pleateau. Now, with work taking up so much of my time, I haven't been able to get to the gym as much and my gut has come back with some friends. :(
Also, drinking beer won't help at all. :'(
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I guess I'm lucky that I have no idea who this guy is.
He's a prop comic who became real famous in the '90s and starred in one of the worst movies of the '90s (and arguably of all time). He's still doing standup in Vegas and surprisingly he's still pretty funny. Granted only about 1 in 5 of his jokes are funny, but he flys through the jokes so fast that even with so many bad ones, your still laughing your ass off.
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Also, drinking beer won't help at all. :'(
Don't be spreading vicious rumors like that...beer is your friend!
Jouster
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Come to Vegas, the guy is pretty funny.
I would love just to lose the gut, any health boffins care to tell me how to lose 40 lbs in 3 months?
I hike 20 miles a week and its not getting close.
I would call Carrot Top but that would be too easy.
Change up the routine. I found that after a while I hit a plateau where I couldn't take off any more weight and wasn't putting on any more muscle. Apparently, the human body gets used to the same routine if done over and over and over again. I actually had to stop working out for a week or so, then do random work-outs so that my body wasn't doing the same thing over and over again. This helped big time until i hit another pleateau. Now, with work taking up so much of my time, I haven't been able to get to the gym as much and my gut has come back with some friends. :(
Wanna know how we can all tell you're lying?
Also, drinking beer won't help at all. :'(
;)