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Title: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: shardian on March 06, 2008, 09:03:50 am
 Men who do housework may get more sex (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080306/ap_on_re_us/sharing_chores)

Wow...I just love the obvious conclusions for these "scientific" studies. :laugh2:

I've seen a million of these dumb studies. Let's see what you all can dig up. I need a laugh today. Our tax dollars paid for more than a few of them, so we at least deserve  a bit of entertainment for our money.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ChadTower on March 06, 2008, 09:11:21 am
I do a lot of housework and I can definitively state their conclusions are a complete crock of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---.

This is probably just some women trying to motivate their lazy husbands into giving it a shot.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: shardian on March 06, 2008, 09:18:33 am
I do a lot of housework and I can definitively state their conclusions are a complete crock of ---Cleveland steamer---.

This is probably just some women trying to motivate their lazy husbands into giving it a shot.

It works for me. The key is to keep it sporadic. If you do a lot of housework all the time you wife will just expect it.

I use a similar tactic with video games. Usually she has to ask me a few times to do something if I am tinkering or playing a game. Every once in a while if I know she is paying attention, I will jump straight up and quit whatever I am doing to do whatever she asks of me. That usually ends up in me getting raped.  ;D
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ChadTower on March 06, 2008, 09:23:38 am
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Pamela Smock, a University of Michigan sociologist who also works with the council, said a persistent gender gap remains for what she called "invisible" household work — scheduling children's medical appointments, buying the gifts they take to birthday parties, arranging holiday gatherings, for example.


I'll take on more of that stuff the day I trust my wife to pay a bill, manage an account, or earn enough in a month to cover the mortgage payment nevermind anything else.  Maybe she can learn to check the air in her tires rather than drive on them with 12psi until I fix it - or better yet check her oil without me discovering it is running dangerously low. 
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: WaRpEd on March 09, 2008, 12:39:34 pm
Man am I glad Iam single  :hissy:
Hold me.


















Not  >:D
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 09, 2008, 01:43:23 pm
It works for me. The key is to keep it sporadic. If you do a lot of housework all the time you wife will just expect it.

The trick, I've found, is to do the cleaning in the nude.  8)
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: saint on March 09, 2008, 01:45:18 pm
ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 09, 2008, 03:48:11 pm
 ^-^
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ChadTower on March 09, 2008, 04:22:33 pm

Maybe the trick is to do it at someone else's house.  Doesn't work at mine.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: Ed_McCarron on March 09, 2008, 08:26:56 pm
It works for me. The key is to keep it sporadic. If you do a lot of housework all the time you wife will just expect it.

The trick, I've found, is to do the cleaning in the nude.  8)

Tried cooking dinner nude once.  Frying the bacon almost killed me.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 09, 2008, 09:45:41 pm
Hey, at least you didn't end up with an extra breakfast sausage.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ark_ader on March 10, 2008, 03:05:03 am
Hey, at least you didn't end up with an extra breakfast sausage.

I like Tornados.  Ever tried them instead?

(http://www.elmonterey.com/mexicanfood/tornados/images/86859-Sausage-Egg-Cheese-Tornados-lrg.jpg)
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: Ed_McCarron on March 10, 2008, 07:08:44 am
I like Tornados.  Ever tried them instead?

(http://www.elmonterey.com/mexicanfood/tornados/images/86859-Sausage-Egg-Cheese-Tornados-lrg.jpg)

Hey MrC... You looking for an  apprentice?  This guys got potential.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 10, 2008, 10:29:17 am
That's good stuff, young Padawan.   :applaud:  :-X
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ChadTower on March 10, 2008, 10:33:42 am

Dude is applauding noncircumsized breakfast food.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 10, 2008, 12:32:32 pm

Dude is applauding noncircumsized breakfast food....

...with an infection, apparently.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ChadTower on March 10, 2008, 12:35:02 pm

You made me think the words "dick cheese" in an appropriate context.

You, sir, are true and total scum.

 :angry:
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 10, 2008, 12:43:51 pm
It's worth it, let me work it...I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ChadTower on March 10, 2008, 12:45:36 pm

smack it up flip it rub it down oh no...

...the tortilla ripped.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: saint on March 10, 2008, 03:52:36 pm

Dude is applauding noncircumsized breakfast food....

...with an infection, apparently.

ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 10, 2008, 03:56:25 pm
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ChadTower on March 10, 2008, 03:58:21 pm
(http://data.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5tbbjd5pSHr2xm8_500.jpg)
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: Ed_McCarron on March 10, 2008, 06:43:56 pm

Dude is applauding noncircumsized breakfast food....

...with an infection, apparently.

ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban

I double dog dare ya.
Title: Re: From the desk of Captain Obvious...
Post by: ark_ader on March 10, 2008, 09:39:14 pm
 :laugh2: