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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: ChadTower on December 28, 2007, 10:37:48 am
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clicky (http://www.embedtube.com/uploads/33101407Realage.swf)
Biological age: 32
Real Age: 28.2
Average Life Expectancy: 74
Your Life Expectancy: 77.8
If this is correct, it is amazing how a few very simple and easy things can add years onto the end of your life. Seat belts, not smoking, a little exercise...
I got whacked hardest, I think, by very poor sleeping habits, and helped the most by the aforementioned and a family history of people commonly living to their late 80s and beyond.
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Nice link, idiot.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
btw.... http://www.embedtube.com/uploads/33101407Realage.swf
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Jim's in a pissy mood today, I see.
The link was actually there, but I forgot to put any text in it. Oops.
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Nice link, idiot.
Take a chill pill or take a break from the site.
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Jim's in a pissy mood today, I see.
The link was actually there, but I forgot to put any text in it. Oops.
Living in a retirement community for your own good expectancy: 52.1
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Biological age: 36
Real Age: 34.3
Average Life Expectancy: 74
Your Life Expectancy: 75.7
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I have 15,500 more days to live. :-\
It's funny to see how being married or not and/or being single can add or take away to a persons life, according to this test. :dunno
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Biological age: 29
Real age: 7.9
LMAO. No wonder I act the way I do.
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Wow, I thought I was "young" but Shmokes beat me by a long shot.
Biological age: 33
Real Age: 16.2
Average Life Expectancy: 74
Your Life Expectancy: 90.8
Yeah, being married and having a short commute is where it's at. (Not smoking is a given.)
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Biological Age: 40
Real Age: 21.5
Life Expectancy: 92.5
My Grandparents all lived into their 90's. My dad died at 67 though due to smoking. I've never smoked so hopefully I'm leaning more towards my grandparents life expectancy.
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Nice link, idiot.
Take a chill pill or take a break from the site.
Taking a chill pill will fall under "drug use". I think that will shorten your lifespan.
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Sitting in traffic for many hours every morning is enough to cut a persons life in half.
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Yeah, I cheated in a way because I don't have any commute at all. I walk to school every day. But that's only going to account for three years of my life.
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How much do affect does owning a pitbull have?
Not as much as reading posts from a moron has on me. ;D
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Biological: 27
Real Age: 29.6
Life Expectancy: 71.4
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Biological : 31
Real age : 31.5
Life Expectancy: 73.5
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How much do affect does owning a pitbull have?
Not as much as reading posts from a moron has on me. ;D
Is that why you have no idea what you've said half the time? ;D
The short commute thing didn't work for me - my commute is 15 easy minutes but I go places on weekends that definitely up my driving time substantially. So leisure trips that otherwise would count as relaxation get counted against me here.
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How much do affect does owning a pitbull have?
Not as much as reading posts from a moron has on me. ;D
Is that why you have no idea what you've said half the time? ;D
:D
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So leisure trips that otherwise would count as relaxation get counted against me here.
I wonder if they're looking at the car as a stress producer, or a risky behavior.
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I wonder if they're looking at the car as a stress producer, or a risky behavior.
Risky behaviour isn't something I had thought of... good point.
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Getting in a car is probably the most dangerous activity that most of us engage in. The sheer number of deaths and serious injuries from accidents is unbelievable.
Except for those who use those little 3-to-2 plug convertors ... ;)
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Except for those who use those little 3-to-2 plug convertors ... ;)
How else can you plug in a Donkey Kong with a broken joystick?
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Bio Age: 50
Real age: 44.8
Life expectancy: 81.2
Wonder if there will be any Social Security left when I get there??
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bio age: 36
real age: 25
life expectancy: 84.8
:cheers:
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Bio Age: 50
Real age: 44.8
Life expectancy: 81.2
Wonder if there will be any Social Security left when I get there??
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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Biological age: 38
Real Age: 20.1
Average Life Expectancy: 75
Your Life Expectancy: 92.9
Whoo hooo!
I take this one small moment to laugh at you overweight, smoking, burger eating, bald, male, commuting, single, job-hating, genetic lifespan of a mosquito, uneducated, 3-prong-cheater-plug using mongrels!
:notworthy: ME
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:notworthy: ME
One question: how much living will happen in those 92.9 years with that lifestyle? ;D
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With advances in modern science and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300.
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Zakk's not actually going to live longer. It's just going to seem a lot longer.
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maybe 300.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8[/youtube]
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:notworthy: ME
One question: how much living will happen in those 92.9 years with that lifestyle? ;D
touché. touché.
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Biological age: 39
Real Age: 22.6
Average Life Expectancy: 75
Your Life Expectancy: 91.4
:cheers:
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There, sez and I will be having 90 year old people sex. Boy that should be like rubbing a hickory stick with a couple of sheets of 60 grit sandpaper! :o
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My average life expectancy was actually 95.1. I just love making that comment about it only seeming longer. :cheers:
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You and I will both be eaten by a grue long before we see 90 my friend.
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Don't worry, there are more than enough completely stupid, moronic, zero intelligence idiots out there to help keep our lives short. Chances are we'll be killed not by our own doing, but because of something some complete retard does that costs us our life and not his/hers. (Like the idiot oil-tanker driver who was speeding AND weaving in and out of traffic in a dangerous part of I-95 here in CT. He swerved into someone, rolling his tanker over, spilling hundreds of gallons of diesel fuel onto the road and taking the lives of multiple drivers who were obeying the law and not acting like idiots. Thankfully, in that case the idiot ended up dieing in the crash and while I don't wish death upon people that often, I openly laughed and cheered knowing that idiot was dead. Sad thing is, he took other people with him when he left. :'( )
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There, sez and I will be having 90 year old people sex. Boy that should be like rubbing a twizzler with a couple of sheets of 60 grit sandpaper! :o
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Where's that :bat smiley when you need it.
Ah well, at least you said twizzler and not 'tic-tac'. :hissy:
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Biological Age: 34
Real Age: 53.8
Average Life Exp: 74
My Life Exp: 54.2
7400 days to go. Maybe I get out early with good behavior...
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Biological Age: 34
Real Age: 53.8
Wow, are you the only one that was truthful on the survey?
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Biological Age: 34
Real Age: 53.8
Wow, are you the only one that was truthful on the survey?
Think what you want old man, some of us just live right.
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Biological Age: 34
Real Age: 53.8
Wow, are you the only one that was truthful on the survey?
Think what you want old man, some of us just live right.
There is nothing like cutting your life in half by drinking and smoking an awful lot. Not to mention driving to work in the morning. ;)
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There is nothing like cutting your life in half by drinking and smoking an awful lot. Not to mention driving to work in the morning. ;)
.....while drinking and smoking. ;)
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If we were able to drink and smoke a lot on the way to work that might get half your life back. ;D
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Biological age 43
real age 32.6
Life excepctancy 84.5
Guess I'll live long enough to be a burden on my kids.
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If we were able to drink and smoke a lot on the way to work that might get half your life back. ;D
Or at least make getting up early a little better.
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So leisure trips that otherwise would count as relaxation get counted against me here.
I wonder if they're looking at the car as a stress producer, or a risky behavior.
i would say stress producer...
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There is nothing like cutting your life in half by drinking and smoking an awful lot. Not to mention driving to work in the morning. ;)
.....while drinking and smoking. ;)
;D
bio age: 38
real age: 32.8
life expect: 80.2
i had to put the risk indicator up higher because being a postman is in the dangerous jobs category...
about seat belts. who DOESNT wear seat belts in the western world nowadays?
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about seat belts. who DOESNT wear seat belts in the western world nowadays?
A lot of people. Quite a lot.
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Hence all the accident-related deaths every year where the police say "this could have been avoided by the use of a safety belt."
You might only need it 1/10000th of your driving life, but damn if you don't REALLLY need it then.
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Hence all the accident-related deaths every year where the police say "this could have been avoided by the use of a safety belt."
You might only need it 1/10000th of your driving life, but damn if you don't REALLLY need it then.
People who fit in the "don't wear seat belt category" also fin in the "most likely to drive like an idiot and crash category" Thus we see it in the news more often...Call it natural selection.
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Biological Age: 33
Real Age: 49
Average Life Exp: 74
My Life Exp: 58
Not long left for me, oh well i guess i need more cigarettes and alcohol to speed up the process.
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Hence all the accident-related deaths every year where the police say "this could have been avoided by the use of a safety belt."
You might only need it 1/10000th of your driving life, but damn if you don't REALLLY need it then.
People who fit in the "don't wear seat belt category" also fin in the "most likely to drive like an idiot and crash category" Thus we see it in the news more often...Call it natural selection.
yes, i agree they kinda deserve it. the Darwin awards need SOMETHING to survive ;D
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It doesn't bother me when people fail to wear seatbelts and they die as a result of the crash. Thier death doesn't really cost the taxpayers or the healthcare system any time or money. Since they're dead, they don't need medical care. It's when they fail to wear a seatbelt and survive the accident that it pissed me off. Because then they survive and put a burden on our healthcare system and us taxpayers have to pay for it. (I'm in a bit of tax piss off mood right now. I looked at my final paystub for the year and saw that this year I had more taken out in taxes than my annual pre-tax salary was the first year I worked full time!!!!)
So I think that if a cop comes across an accident scene where someone wasn't wearing a seatbelt and the person has survived, they should just shoot them in head and kill them. :P ;D
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Here in Florida the cops have a right to ticket people who are not wearing their seat belt, this is ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---.
Motorcycle drivers are able to not wear a helmet here and not get bothered about it. If a person wants to not wear a seatbelt it should not be of anyone's concern and surly not needing a ticket for it.
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Here in Florida the cops have a right to ticket people who are not wearing their seat belt, this is ---smurf-poop---.
Motorcycle drivers are able to not wear a helmet here and not get bothered about it. If a person wants to not wear a seatbelt it should not be of anyone's concern and surly not needing a ticket for it.
a bit more uniform in oz. you can get booked for not wearing a seatbelt or not wearing a helmet (when on a motorbike naturally) anywhere in australia. i think most states you can get booked for talking on a mobile phone while driving too.
the main reason as stated above is the burden to society when people are injured. even if they die outride it is a burden since presumably that person had dependants, or worked or both etc.
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We can't get people to stop downing a fifth of Jack and driving. What hope do we have of making people wear a belt?
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Here in Florida the cops have a right to ticket people who are not wearing their seat belt, this is ---smurf-poop---.
Motorcycle drivers are able to not wear a helmet here and not get bothered about it. If a person wants to not wear a seatbelt it should not be of anyone's concern and surly not needing a ticket for it.
Same here in Kentucky.
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Ticket and fine for both not wearing a seat belt or not wearing a helmet. Of course, with public health care, we kinda try and keep people from hurting themselves, even if they're too stupid to do it themselves.
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After last night, my life expectancy probably dropped a good decade or so. :P :laugh2:
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Here in Florida the cops have a right to ticket people who are not wearing their seat belt, this is ---smurf-poop---.
Motorcycle drivers are able to not wear a helmet here and not get bothered about it. If a person wants to not wear a seatbelt it should not be of anyone's concern and surly not needing a ticket for it.
You know, you bring up a good point here indirectly. With states that have seatbelt laws, wouldn't motorcycles be illegal? ;)
Nothing pisses me off more than when a punk kid is out on his rice burner driving like a maniac. If he ---smurfs--- up anywhere near me on the road, I would be held responsible because it is the motorvehicle drivers responsibility to be aware of motorcyclists.
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We can't get people to stop downing a fifth of Jack and driving. What hope do we have of making people wear a belt?
Amend the law so that if caught driving without a belt - you permanently get changed to organ donor status. Ditto cycling without a helmet.
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Amend the law so that if caught driving without a belt - you permanently get changed to organ donor status. Ditto cycling without a helmet.
They could change it so the first penalty is $5000 - second penalty is a testicle or a breast. People still wouldn't care.
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Amend the law so that if caught driving without a belt - you permanently get changed to organ donor status. Ditto cycling without a helmet.
They could change it so the first penalty is $5000 - second penalty is a testicle or a breast. People still wouldn't care.
maybe they wont, but so long as they are paying the fines they are contributing towards the costs they will incur when they end up a drooling vegetable...
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Amend the law so that if caught driving without a belt - you permanently get changed to organ donor status. Ditto cycling without a helmet.
They could change it so the first penalty is $5000 - second penalty is a testicle or a breast. People still wouldn't care.
Who says they have to care? I'm just fishing for more spare parts.