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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Dmod on September 05, 2007, 07:36:02 pm
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True Story:
I went out to lunch today with an old friend and he relates a story from his wife (who works as an attorney in child care cases).
She's representing a family with two young daughters: Melody and Absidy.
Absidy she thinks... that's an unusual name.
Then she sees how it's spelled: "Abcde".
Another One:
My wife used to work as a school teacher in a low income district. A lot of the kids had unconventional names. The two most interesting were twin brothers whose names sounded like they would be spelled: Orangelo and Lemongelo.
Actual spelling: OrangeJello and LemonJello
What the?!?
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I've seen this Orangelo/Lemongelo thing on the net at least 10 times. Nobody ever knows them, but they always know somebody that knows them.
Unless your wife is the originator of the whole internet mess, I'm calling BS on that one.
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Just read Freakanomics and one of the things it mentions is
African-American woman naming her daughter ---sufferer of cranial-rectal-inversion--- (pronounced "Shateed")
Also mentiones the Orangejellos and LemonJello
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My wife did a stint as a retail Pharmacist while she was finishing up her degree. Filled a prescription for Umajesty, pronounced "you Majesty".
Best part: Last name Smith.
She still sees the occasional odd name, but 8 years later, that one is still her favorite.
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We had one guy in high-school who's name was Anil, but with his thick accent he pronounced it Anal.
I was also going through a baby name registry from some county a while back and there was a kid named something like "Dubble Lovebirdd XX Princess BabeeLUV Shalawndra"
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Isn't there a kid somewhere named GoldenPalace? Or Yahoo?
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:laugh2:
http://www.yahooserious.com/
Didn't he try to sue yahoo.com at some point?
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I've seen this Orangelo/Lemongelo thing on the net at least 10 times. Nobody ever knows them, but they always know somebody that knows them.
Unless your wife is the originator of the whole internet mess, I'm calling BS on that one.
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa111/PapaFriz/owned-cat.jpg)
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My dad worked with a lady whose daughter was named Jantutu. Turns out the girls birthday was January 22nd.
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My parents next door neighbors name is Candy, which isn't too odd until you realize her last name is Gram.
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A few years ago, I had a client (I'm a chartered accountant) named: Dick Monster
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I can't imagine the problems these people have when applying for a passport or something. Especially after the trouble I went through just because one of my forms of ID had Tim and another had Timothy.
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I had a friend who named his Daughter Semaj (his name is James and he named her James spelled backwards)
Also have a friend who named her daughter Dibenhi which is meant to stand for DIos Bendiga Nuestra HIja (God Bless our Daughter in Spanish).
Not sure if the names are original or they heard them somewhere else
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My wife once worked for a collection agency and one of the contacts she had to call was named Female. The lady pronounced it the same way you would pronounce Tamale.
I went to high school with a girl with the last name Oder. Her fathers name was Richard.
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we did this topic before, but its always fun ;D
I went to school with a guy named David Head....his dad was a doctor....his first name was Richard......
Dr ---missioncontrol---
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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I knew a guy in high school named Phuc Lu.
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Almost forgot, there is a guy from my hometown who's real name is Bud Light. :cheers:
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My parents next door neighbors name is Candy, which isn't too odd until you realize her last name is Gram.
Two sisters that were friends of mine.
Nicknamed Sugar and Candy.
Last name: Kane
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there was a girl at my highschool nicknamed Cricket....no idea why or remember what her real name was.....
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I went to college with a guy named Jack Daniels.
And from the previous thread, I went to Middle and High school with a guy named Harry Ashe. After a few embarrassing moments, the principal made sure to call him Harrison over the intercom. He was ALWAYS being called to the office. Sheesh, you think with that name, he would have learned to keep a low profile. ;D
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there was a guy where im from named Lectric Motor. and i knew a stoner who had his name changed by deed poll to Stuart Highway, which is the main highway into that town.
Lets not forget the spanish firemans sons Jose.... and HOSE B.
HAH! i kill me...
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Lets not forget the spanish firemans sons Jose.... and HOSE B.
I had a Cuban Blackjack dealer (His name tag did indeed say Jose) tell me a variation of that one in Vegas. The punchline is even funnier with the accent. :P
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I used to road race bicycles and one of the announcers was named Dick Ring.
I heard another one from a friends mother that worked in an inner city school. After the woman had her baby, they asked her what she wanted to name her. After looking around the room where they had many heath safety posters she said "yeah, that's it, I'm going to call her gonoria"
The nurses had to talk her out of naming the kid after the STD gonorrhea.
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I went to high school with three sisters (not mine).
Summer, Spring, and Autumn.
not as bad as the others, but still strange
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I saw a few client accounts with good names. Favorite was Anil Dikshit. A copy of the driver's license was on file. :)
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Still working in our supply department. Richard Head
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Unlike everyone else, my stories are all true and verifiable.
I can verify mine jackass. What me to email or fax a print out to you? :tool:
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Unlike everyone else, my stories are all true and verifiable.
double jackass ;D mine are true too. have you ever heard my names before? it's not like they are part of urban legend. you have not heard my names before (unless ive mentioned them here before. damn, memories shot to hell...)
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There is a urologist (spelling?) in my area named Richard Chop.
Xam
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Knew a guy whose mother named him "Sir" middle name "Robert"
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There was a Richard Head in my class in high school. I personally know someone named Candy-Apple, with the hyphen and everything. I knew her for years as Candy before finding out. She has a middle name, too, but I don't remember it, and her last name is Earnst, so it's unremarkable. I also called a woman when I was telemarketing named Anita Hooker, but I chalk that up to being funny, but likely not real. For one thing, she wasn't home. My guess is that someone just used bogus information when filling out one of those forms you see at the mall to enter a sweepstakes to win a car or something, and she ended up on a calling list. Damned funny if it is real. Kinda funny if not.
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I believe I posted this the last time we did this thread but...
Anita Doobie
Spelling of the last name might be a little off but the pronunciation was right on.
Don't think that I can prove this one to anyone. You'll just have to take my word for it. ;)
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My 7th grade english teacher's name was Patricia Matush.
And I went to school with Cherry Cole.
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Mine's true and verifiable.......
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I made mine up because I wanted to fit in
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There was a girl I went to high school with named Jacklyn (Jackie) Knoff.
Sad but true.
...for her.
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I made mine up because I wanted to fit in
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My mother was head nurse of OBGYN for 20 years. She once had to convince a woman not to name her daughter Placenta. The woman didn't speak English, however she saw it written somewhere and thought it sounded pretty.
The best name actually given a newborn while she was there: Walla Walla Buffalo Woman Lorenzo.
I met a Homer Simpson in college. Poor dude was born before the show was created.
Years ago I worked at a bank and a woman came in to withdraw money. When I asked her to sign her name, she drew a really cute picture of flowers, a tree, a sun, and a hill in the background. Her driver's license had the same picture on it.
Maybe Prince got his idea from her.
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I used to work in a pharmacy...saw one for a Mary Jane Stoner.
Jouster
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im starting to see some cool names now im working at the post office. there's one guy (?) with a first name of Royalist. My favourite is Wolf Hackenberg- sounds like Reiner Wolfcastles partner ;D