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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: shorthair on May 07, 2007, 03:15:30 pm
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"...It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay. The day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
Nope. Nope. People just make them hard.
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I think this violates his probation.
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seconded
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I'm really curious what your all's intentions are in this thread?
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I started it, but had a hard time finding anything that applied to me.
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That's exactly what I'm talking about.
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Ah. My lack of comprehension is profound.
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I wanted something that would make me 'cock strong'.
If their psycho-spirital state is against it, they won't let it in.
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I don't know dick but what I've read and heard from people
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I had no idea you could do that.
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That feels right to me. Why so vexed, though?
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DOS doesn't seem to work on my computer.
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I asked a local guy about this kind of stuff
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This may sound weird; but I asked my dad, who's a programmer from the old days, to help me and we couldn't get anything to 'run'.
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I only go to movies when my girlfriend takes me out (we used to live together and she paid for everything, as well as going out every weekend, and gave me a truck to drive and a cell to use, but I like the house a different way, and don't necessarily want people in it, so I figured it best for me to live alone - but she comes down to see me every couple/few weeks), and only buy things if I need something
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Sorry to interrupt, but that is very strange.
Carry on.
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I never get tired of it, though.
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And, no, I don't have others pay for things. They want to do those things with me, so I let them; or, I do them with them. I wouldn't necessarily do those things, regardless.
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Sorry to interrupt, but that is very strange.
Carry on.
They are just my thoughts. You're welcome to chime, critique them, whatever.
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I could be mistaken
And in three words we begin to understand why his wife left him.
You assume that I would ever be married. You assume that I would even want to involve myself in such a conceptualism.
By the way, just yesterday I was visiting with an ex-girlfriend (though, technically, at one point we were married) and her almost-one-year-old daughter
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Ope! Ya, sorry, I glossed over THE MAIN PART OF THE THREAD. Sheesh.
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That isn't a condescension, it's an emphasis.
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The responses were as they were. I have no complaint.
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I haven't mocked. But of course I'm lying. In any case, I don't have to care if people consider, or want to consider, what I say.
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Well, as usual, ya all have ideas in your head that can't be reversed, not that I would try, anyway. You can't change or help people, you can only aid them if they ask. Perhaps, one of these days, some of you will start asking questions before your penis gets in the way.
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Thinking about how eerily this guy reminds me of a serial killer profile, maybe we should leave him alone a bit :P
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Hahah, yeah, Chris, better watch yourself!
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I told ya all I was professionally diagnosed.
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the thing with such broad statements is they leave a lot left open.
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Confucius say: You guys paint with wide brushes.
And somebody's spending too much time archiving old posts.
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I think ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- like this is funny.
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And somebody's spending too much time archiving old posts.
Yeah, this is something I'm concerned with, too, but forgot till you mentioned it.
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Jesus . . . :laugh2:
That there is talent.
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Or obsession. <smooch>
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There's a false dichotomy if I've ever seen one. ;D
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I have no expectations of anyone, let alone myself.
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I'm not phased by the general ego of males, and the inherent expectations of people.
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Or obsession. <smooch>
It just shows one or both of two things: that you refuse to go back and learn the origins of things; that you have authority issues and are comfortable only with things that you make up/fit your idea of what works.
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There should be severance pay. The day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
I only get a date something like 2-3 times a year cuz I'm so timid. I say amen to this.
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THANK YOU. You're wonderful.
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I only get a date something like 2-3 times a year cuz I'm so timid.
I'd rather spend some cash and have a sure thing with an eye to the future.
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prices from decent to CHEAP
Not that you'll be needing one, but in case someone else does.
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Nobody asked how much you paid for it.
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you did
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..... ...... ...um, no, I (meaning me, not whoever this dude may be) just posted it cos I thought it was funny.
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I find it funny how much research people are doing on me.
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....looks like it's gonna consume you.
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I'm all about order, so I think ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- like this is funny.
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You're a bad man.
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It does mean I'm different. Different to whatever is common is bad.
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That's what it is for you. It isn't necessarily for others, though is for many.
No one really knows anyways and it is very human to ponder it all."
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It does mean I'm different. Different to whatever is common is bad.
(http://www.jacksonaction.com/othertours-filer/bad146.jpg)
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That's what it is for you. It isn't necessarily for others, though is for many.
No one really knows anyways and it is very human to ponder it all."
very worth it, either way.
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See, now, it's coming along nicely.
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how far does it go?
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My dad has a 12 incher
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heh heh heh heh
then I'll bust ---my bottom--- to get it
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To get the full effect of it, it's better to have it away from you some, cos otherwise you'll be in the middle of the first wave.
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It doesn't hurt me, though surely keeps you in a stupor. And, at least subconsciously, cos at an energistic level it knows, you burn bitterly at your state of being.
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like I said, it didn't work easily for me
No reason to be jealous.
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(http://www.jacksonaction.com/othertours-filer/bad146.jpg)
Now Chad's getting more to the meat of things, here.
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Meat?! You can't have any
your penis gets in the way. (Regardless, I'm enjoying my time.)
Either of these will work for ANYBODY. As you can easily google both of these and try them out without having to spend any money
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These two are pretty close together. If you had to choose between them, which would you go to?
I googled and didn't see it.
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the male ends that fit the size of the original females ends
Best time is middle of the day during the week.
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Afternoon Delight!
I know it's in fun (and I'm not saying it's not funny), but all of this quoting almost looks like you are showing everyone what happens to them if they go against you.
Afternoon Delight!
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I guess everything you say, can and will be used against you in a forum.
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There's nothing wrong with just --smurfing-- off like is generally the case in this forum (rarely have I seen a case here where there's actually a discussion, let alone a learning something that's useful), but don't kid yourself that it's getting anything done but let you blow steam.
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:angry: ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Glaine, I feel the need to break my quote-fu and address this. I have absolutely nothing against shorthair. He is weird and many times totally incoherent, but he never said anything that made me mad in any way. I am just having a little fun, and this time it just happens to involve quoting the hell out of shorthair. It seems to be easier and a little more fun due to the massive amount of ludicrous stuff that he has posted. Just a little fun being had. Speaking of which...
<smooch>
Now, see, I could jump all ova yo ass on this cos to me this would be a no-brainer. But, why would I do that?
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Yeah, what Glaine said, and it's just a tad antisocial, not to mention freaking me out. I can just imagine you guys poring over shorthair's posts, your little brains formulating what posts can be best taken out of context to make him look homosexual.
:blah:
Get a grip, dudes.
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Oh ferchristssakes!!!! I have absolutely nothing against him either. In fact, the board is more interesting with him around.
Besides...
Hey, I have stalkers. How thrilling.
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It used to be tommy. This may or may not be more amusing. It is not less.
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KenToad, I have no idea why you are taking this so seriously. Antisocial? It is a figgin' joke. Nobody is trying to make anybody look gay here. It is just funny. I don't think anyone will read through this thread and say, "---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- that shorthair just might be gay, those guys are piecing the puzzle together." Come on. That is just stupid. Lighten up.
Also, at the top of the page you will see a nifty search function. So, instead of "pouring" through shorthairs post, I just type in a keyword and type his name in the "by user" box. It is really easy. Give it a shot.
I have a firm grip on things here. Maybe you should check yours? I am not sure if the kids at school used to bully you by quoting you out of context, but I promise everything is going to be ok.
While this notion might seem at odds with the spirit of this site and forum, I don't think so. Given such capacity, more might be involved in the developement of things, particularly their own, and perhaps even be more artistically active.
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I posted the Jackson pic with the sole intent of making shorthair look gay.
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:laugh2: Leave it to Chad to not give a rip.
Fun posse: 3
Fun police: 0
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Would anyone believe me if I had tried to deny that? I posted a picture of Michael Jackson.
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It used to be tommy. This may or may not be more amusing. It is not less.
Ah, you know what they say about people who laugh at their own jokes. The majority of this thread seems to be a little circle jerk just between Chad, Horseboy and Chris G.
Go get 'em boys. You're hilarious. ::)
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Go get 'em boys. You're hilarious. ::)
:applaud: Yes! Yes! He approves! I'm so self assured now. I feel pretty! :applaud:
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Did you just wake up and decide to be an ass today? I don't know what the hell your problem is here. Is this thread hurting you in some way? Is it making you feel bad? If you have a problem with it report it to the mods and we will see what happens. In the meantime stay out of the thread if you don't like it, or just quit being an ass for no damn reason.
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EDIT: deleting post. This thread was supposed to be fun.
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Well, KenToad said it wasn't funny, so I guess he is right. I thought only Koolmoecraig could say definitively what was funny. :dunno
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Can I still feel pretty?
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Perhaps if you ask Ken nicely without using any quotes.
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What's ironic in all this is the fact that my original post (quote) was actually a serious question...
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You never asked Ken permission, so it doesn't matter.
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There should be severance pay. The day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
I only get a date something like 2-3 times a year cuz I'm so timid. I say amen to this.
Be emotionally independent and you won't care. Then, someone may (or may not) come into your life and that could be great. But who cares, either way?
shmokes (and cheffo, or just cheffo, if the former was joking) : no, false dichotomy is a sort of negative version of complex question. Here, each of us just stated (perhaps speculated) something.
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Yeah, what Glaine said, and it's just a tad antisocial, not to mention freaking me out. I can just imagine you guys poring over shorthair's posts, your little brains formulating what posts can be best taken out of context to make him look homosexual.
:blah:
Get a grip, dudes.
Is it me, or are the fun police out today ? :police:
I would be willing to bet that shorthair has been having a good time with this thread -- he may post incoherent gibberish and quote incorrectly in his replies, but he apparently has a sense of humour.
And this thread WAS funny (even Chad's stuff!) ... right up until the fun police decided to impose their own incorrect assumptions regarding motivation on everybody else.
:hissy:
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Ya, Cheffo never had to deal with this! Maybe because he was a one-man army... ;D
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Ya, Cheffo never had to deal with this! Maybe because he was a one-man army... ;D
No, I just had some clown suggest that I should be eternally linked to tommy in my custom title ... :angry:
;D
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Agreeing with horseboy ... shudder ...
Oh crap, Cheffo agrees with me ... shudder ...
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No, I just had some clown suggest that I should be eternally linked to tommy in my custom title ... :angry:
;D
:laugh2: Sorry man. If it's any consolation, apparently it's not necessarily eternal. Reference:
Only Saint has those powers.
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I just noticed he changed mine yesterday. He also changed Chad's based on the same discussion. I wonder if he noticed.
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If only he will put that Sally quote as Chris G's custom title....
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I just noticed he changed mine yesterday. He also changed Chad's based on the same discussion. I wonder if he noticed.
I suspect he was drunk when he did that. He had to have been. I think I was.
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Well, I thought the quoting just turned mean after Glaine posted that he only has a date every few years (End of Page 1).
I kept returning to this thread hoping that shorthair would explain his first post, although I respect his decision to ignore you 'tards.
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It went from a couple a year to once every few years.
I think Glaine may be Chris Elliot.
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Chad, I remember when I first joined this forum that I thought you were schizophrenic. You seemed to argue just for the sake of it and your humor was randomly violent. I kept reassuring myself that it was just the Internet and Chad is really probably a very nice guy.
Now I think you're totally cool.
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Well, I thought the quoting just turned mean after Glaine posted that he only has a date every few years (End of Page 1).
I kept returning to this thread hoping that shorthair would explain his first post, although I respect his decision to ignore you 'tards.
Pot. Kettle.Black.
I'd rather you just didn't comment and force me to point out that YOU didn't need to comment in a negative mannor for no reason.
It's one thing to object, it's another thing to object while committing the very offense you claim to be objecting to (Section 141.6 - Being Mean).
As a public service message to those who would post about their dating life on an arcade board -- go read the trainwreck that is the mind-numbing thread that Noice started on KLOV.
::)
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shmokes (and cheffo, or just cheffo, if the former was joking) : no, false dichotomy is a sort of negative version of complex question. Here, each of us just stated (perhaps speculated) something.
Uh, shorty, I was applauding the explosive and spectacular display of quote-fu ... I didn't say dich about dichotomies.
:cheers:
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I kept returning to this thread hoping that shorthair would explain his first post, although I respect his decision to ignore you 'tards.
I guessed his girlfriend dumped him and he wanted to complain about it.
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Chad, I remember when I first joined this forum that I thought you were schizophrenic. You seemed to argue just for the sake of it and your humor was randomly violent. I kept reassuring myself that it was just the Internet and Chad is really probably a very nice guy.
Now I think you're totally cool.
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Doesn't that actually make KenToad schizophrenic?
Dich about dichotomies...
Brilliant! (http://bonius.com/images/2006/03/16/guinness.jpg)
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I am REALLY late to respond (no desk job during the spring/summer) but back when this thread was funny.
I posted the Jackson pic with the sole intent of making shorthair look gay.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
That shizzle cracked ---my bottom--- up.
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I am REALLY late to respond (no desk job during the spring/summer) but back when this thread was funny.
I posted the Jackson pic with the sole intent of making shorthair look gay.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
That shizzle cracked ---my bottom--- up.
Ya, I thought it was funny. I mean, I agree with you Ken in that they really could be better spending their time, but it's theirs. As for elucidating on my answer, no one asked. So: while this little saying I posted is cute an funny, I think it underlies a true issue with people. They're inherently lonely. Further, I don't think it has to be so difficult and arduous. Boundaries. (or, in cheeky fashion: BOUNDARIES - NOT BORDERS.)
And for horseboy and the gang:
I have a firm grip on things here. Maybe you should check.
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I mean, I agree with you Ken in that they really could be better spending their time, but it's theirs.
This, coming from a guy whose posts in the non-arcade forums on an arcade board read like yodese ?
We *ALL* could be spending our time better.
This is just more fun.
:cheers:
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If only he will put that Sally quote as Chris G's custom title....
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Ok, horsesassboy, you got your wish... now go get yourself a new signature already, will ya! :angry: :P
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Ya, I thought it was funny. I mean, I agree with you Ken in that they really could be better spending their time, but it's theirs. As for elucidating on my answer, no one asked. So: while this little saying I posted is cute an funny, I think it underlies a true issue with people. They're inherently lonely. Further, I don't think it has to be so difficult and arduous. Boundaries. (or, in cheeky fashion: BOUNDARIES - NOT BORDERS.)
No one asked??? That was my first post!!! And the reason I asked was because you've already explained your theory of relationships to me. Of course a relationship isn't going to be difficult if a person confines it to tight boundaries. Assuming your theory about lonely people is correct, such a relationship isn't going to make them any less lonely in the first place, so what's the point?
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If only he will put that Sally quote as Chris G's custom title....
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Ok, horsesassboy, you got your wish...
Now that made me smile ...
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So let me get this straight - you guys are mad because I may have led to a derailment of this thread which you guys originally derailed?
Which by the by wasn't my intent - I did after all say that I still found this stuff modestly funny. I was partly just trying to give shorthair something for his thread and couldn't help commenting on you guys. Thank Zeus you guys didn't blow things out of proportion....o wait...
And yeah, I said a few dates a year - not every few years. You know whats even sadder? I've got friends who I get more dates than.
Be emotionally independent and you won't care. Then, someone may (or may not) come into your life and that could be great. But who cares, either way?
Definately agree and I am, but I'm also sensative and take rejection a little personal cuz I used to get stood up a lot. Don't start on telling me I need to get over this, in some strange way I like being sensitive. It's part of my personality, part of why I'm the original nice guy. I'm not changing that, though I can also accept that nice guys finish last and I might not finish at all :laugh: :laugh: .
Typically I could care less about dating anyways (which means I try even less, which means even less dating). The only things worse is people who think they are worthless, because no one wants to hang around with a joy kill. Which means they are unhappy because they are alone and will probably remain alone because they are unhappy. Glad I don't have that prob. Too bad I've got the problem of talking too much and giving everyone way too much fodder for to shoot my face off with.
I thought only Koolmoecraig could say definitively what was funny.
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Chad is really probably a very nice guy. Now I think you're totally cool.
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My, my, where to begin?
Glaine- Nobody got mad at you derailing the derailed thread. I explained that we were joking. KenToad decided to be an ass because he was quoted out of context unmercifully by bullies as a child. KenToad was then an ass because he was quoted out of context unmercifully by bullies as a child. We got mad at that.
KenToad- You are a turd.
Sally- :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: I will find a new quote. Thanks. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
JackTucky- ur momz
shorthair- This is good. It's a start, but there are a few simple things that you need to keep in mind here. Well, I guess just one thing. You can only clip from the ends of the quotes. No cutting stuff out in the middle, and no adding stuff. That's cheating. You added that period on the end. A little rough, but I'll give you credit for it this time.
And for horseboy and the gang:
I have a firm grip on things here. Maybe you should check.
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Hell na, dude. I've seen some stepping over of them rules. I think I was totally within bounds as I didn't add any words. And you're not giving me credit for my first quote in the thread - which, I think, is actual, but I just typed it in thinking it probly was accurate.
Glaine: tough bein a Glaine...or, toof baen ah Glaen? Sensitivity can be defined differently. I'm very sensitive. And I'm very sympathetic - at times. But, and I just figured this out, I'm not empathetic. That's just a distraction and drain of energy. I actually used to discourage people, particularly females, from this kind of behavior. You know, condition them to be more funxional. Now I just let people be whatever, though I do comment an stuff at times. If they like what they see in me and think it's useful, they'll incorporate it.
However, sensitivity doesn't equate to getting bent over rejection. They simply aren't related. Taking anything personally is just emotional drain. Not saying I don't do it...but I don't do it in many, let alone your average person's, ways. Say I did something which I thought was pretty decent, even remarkable. To me, it's not a reflection of my ability, but that something neat could be created. Who cares who did it. So, say, someone demeaning it or me through deamining it: just not possible, cos I'm not concerned with my ego. I'm just interested in what can be done.
Chris: no you didn't. If you asked anything, however indirectly, it wasn't of me.
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Chris: no you didn't. If you asked anything, however indirectly, it wasn't of me.
Sure he did, he just made the mistake of using your words and those have an uncanny ability to obscure intent.
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shorthair. Don't worry about it. It was a good try. You are wrong, though. Check the other thread.
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shorthair - I'm not going to argue over whether I asked you a question or not. If you read the rest of that post, I actually wrote something resembling a relevant comment about the original topic (say it ain't so!)...
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It's ironic that this relationship got so hard.
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It's ironic that this ...got so hard.
hehe hehe. Dude, he said "hard". That was cool. hehe hehe yeah!
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My dad is the internet and he says that no (relevant) questions were asked and that I'm always right. He's can't be here right now cuz he's out buying a dinosaur that eats bad posts so I think we're all in trouble.
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cheffo: poor boy
h(po)orseboy:
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:dunno
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horseboy:
ur momz
=J
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cheffo: poor boy
I thought that you were the one with no job and no money ....
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h(po)orseboy:
Good one !
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I still have no idea what that means.
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I still have no idea what that means.
Come on, this is shorthair we're talking about ... you are expecting anything he posts to make sense ?
EDIT: To explain my 'Good one!' comment -- he used to mangle my name that way (when he was tranq, as well as with the shorthair account) and it's nice to see him paying that attention to someone else.
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It makes sense in Makebelieveland. It is scripture in Crazyland.
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horseboy, it was just a cheesy attempt at compiling poor into horseboy. Soon, other, very possibly visual/graphic-bases languages, will allow this and far more complex forms of connotation to be clearly presented.
cheffo: I never mangled your name. I was indicating what consonant sound I use in the ch of your name.
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cheffo: I never mangled your name. I was indicating what consonant sound I use in the ch of your name.
I guess that makes sense ... :dizzy:
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It would if you actually read what I said in those cases. I'm not above making perceptual errors in thing I read, and have read here, but I either catch them or acknowledge them. Some of you do, too. Some of you don't with regard to things I say.
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English? First language? Seriously?
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que?
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I'm no retro freak, but does this thread seem just a little bizarre?
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Aye. Is jus gettin good.