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Title: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: USSEnterprise on May 06, 2007, 04:22:05 pm: Just picked up an older gateway PC at a garage sale for $20. Had loads of personal information on the disk, as well as a scanned in W-2 form with social security number and all

Oh the possibilities...

Nah, I'd rather stay out of prison. But funny nonetheless

Also came with the following picture
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4852/pic21875dq0.jpg)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: JoyMonkey on May 06, 2007, 09:23:00 pm: That hard drive needs some serious dis-infecting. Try soaking it in bleach overnight.
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: hypernova on May 06, 2007, 09:49:47 pm: We could've sufficed with just a description of the human blob. :P
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Post by: Hoopz on May 06, 2007, 10:11:54 pm: Give her a call. She'll widen your horizons!
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Post by: tetsu96 on May 06, 2007, 11:06:27 pm: Think there's any tread left on those tires? Probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: danny_galaga on May 07, 2007, 07:38:36 am: note to self: if i sell a pc, remove hard drives. grind into fragments. mix fragments in cement to be incorporated into new building foundations...
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Post by: ChadTower on May 07, 2007, 08:58:08 am: And apparently, think hard before you deal with USSEnterprise.
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Post by: shardian on May 07, 2007, 09:24:12 am: I shudder at the thought of what pictures accompanied that one.. :dizzy:
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: HaRuMaN on May 07, 2007, 10:09:42 am: Quote from: shardian on May 07, 2007, 09:24:12 am
I shudder at the thought of what pictures accompanied that one.. :dizzy:

That's actually a pic of his girlfriend...
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Post by: ChadTower on May 07, 2007, 10:22:33 am: His mom is his girlfriend? Ew.
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Post by: JackTucky on May 07, 2007, 11:07:27 am: That's a pic from a high school prom. In some neighborhood.

=J
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: USSEnterprise on May 07, 2007, 02:19:11 pm: Stop making fun of Laquesha! (Thats what I have named her)
The hard drive was filled with pics of generally ugly black women. Maybe a fetish of the prior owner?
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: ChadTower on May 07, 2007, 02:21:02 pm: Maybe the prior owner has a really ugly and immodest family.
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: shorthair on May 07, 2007, 03:20:27 pm: The first time I deleted your comment wasn't enough of a hint? ---saint

NO - see below.
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: ChadTower on May 07, 2007, 04:11:01 pm: Quote from: shorthair on May 07, 2007, 03:20:27 pm
The first time I deleted your comment wasn't enough of a hint? ---saint

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

I can just see his finger twitching above the Boonga button. This punk feels lucky, Saint. He thinks it was 5 shots.
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: horseboy on May 07, 2007, 04:15:09 pm: What is the next step up from probation?
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Post by: shorthair on May 07, 2007, 10:01:14 pm: Actually, two things:

1. that is well within PG, let alone PG-13, rating.

2. you might be surprised that more than half the time I get done writing a post and then stop and go somewhere else without posting it. Then, some time later, I come back and realise I haven't posted it, or will remember I haven't posted it and do so. Sometimes, I'll think back wondering if I remembered to press submit - cos some forums I frequent I have 'preview post' set.
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: bfauska on May 07, 2007, 11:56:25 pm: Quote from: horseboy on May 07, 2007, 04:15:09 pm
What is the next step up from probation?
Double secret probation.
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: danny_galaga on May 08, 2007, 08:33:04 am: Quote from: ChadTower on May 07, 2007, 04:11:01 pm
Quote from: shorthair on May 07, 2007, 03:20:27 pm
The first time I deleted your comment wasn't enough of a hint? ---saint

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

I can just see his finger twitching above the Boonga button. This punk feels lucky, Saint. He thinks it was 5 shots.

actually, if he was feeling lucky he would think it was 6 shots...
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: ChadTower on May 08, 2007, 09:09:10 am: Quote from: danny_galaga on May 08, 2007, 08:33:04 am
actually, if he was feeling lucky he would think it was 6 shots...

Not from the Boonga.
Title: Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
Post by: Harry Potter on May 10, 2007, 10:22:04 am: Quote from: horseboy on May 07, 2007, 04:15:09 pm
What is the next step up from probation?
Making only the P&R forum visible. :)
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Post by: ChadTower on May 10, 2007, 10:24:00 am: So is that what happened to make Mr C the way he is?
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Post by: TOK on May 11, 2007, 12:56:07 pm: I bet any credit card offer you apply for using that social security number gets denied.
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Post by: northerngames on May 12, 2007, 08:15:34 pm: that dress was a one piece but appears to be expanded from extreme pressure and blew open.