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Title: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: billf on April 23, 2007, 11:00:45 am
http://www.playfuls.com/news_00003093_Sheryl_Crow_Fight_Global_Warming_By_Saving_Toilet_Paper.html (http://www.playfuls.com/news_00003093_Sheryl_Crow_Fight_Global_Warming_By_Saving_Toilet_Paper.html)
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: ChadTower on April 23, 2007, 11:04:52 am

She always did think her ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- don't stink.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: shardian on April 23, 2007, 11:19:47 am
One square of TP huh? ... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: billf on April 23, 2007, 11:22:39 am
I also got a kick out of the "dining sleeve".  She's a real visionary. :dizzy:
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: Crax on April 23, 2007, 11:25:13 am
One square of TP huh? ... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Sorry, I can't spare a square.....
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: Chris G on April 23, 2007, 12:29:14 pm
Whoa... are we sure this isn't an article from the Onion?  :laugh2:
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: RayB on April 23, 2007, 01:11:07 pm
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen,” Crow said.

Is that so...
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: More Cowbell on April 23, 2007, 01:15:17 pm
If you ever meet her in person, don't shake hands.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: billf on April 23, 2007, 01:18:08 pm
If you ever meet her in person, don't shake hands.

 :laugh2:
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: RayB on April 23, 2007, 01:35:49 pm
....deleted for better comedic timing
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: ChadTower on April 23, 2007, 01:40:07 pm

This is what happens when a celebrity thinks.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: RayB on April 23, 2007, 01:41:07 pm
This is what happens when a celebrity thinks.

... if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.







come on people, at least acknowledge my comedy prowess! Those are lyrics from a Sheryl Crow song
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: ChadTower on April 23, 2007, 01:47:59 pm

I say we implement her idea and make her spend the rest of her life enforcing it in weight loss centers.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: SirPeale on April 23, 2007, 02:31:58 pm
While the article is funny, it does irk me how much TP my wife uses.  She goes thru like four yards a trip.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: ChadTower on April 23, 2007, 02:35:08 pm

Start calling her Cornholio until she reduces it.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: shardian on April 23, 2007, 02:39:27 pm
On a side note, it has become very clear as to why Lance Armstrong dumped her. ;D
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: ChadTower on April 23, 2007, 02:43:46 pm

An unclean ass.  Or, maybe now that he's retired, he had to actually listen to her talk.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: shardian on April 23, 2007, 03:16:43 pm
Does Lance Armstrong have 1 or None?  I've never found it clarified in an article anywhere.



Probably because it is noones business.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: billf on April 23, 2007, 03:28:36 pm
Jeez, what difference does it make how many nuts the guy has?  He had cancer and beat it.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: shardian on April 23, 2007, 04:51:12 pm
I need eunuchs to guard my harem.  Duh.


You know, castrated male dogs still do the humpety dumpety. I wouldn't trust those euni's too much. ;)
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: Texasmame on April 24, 2007, 05:19:29 pm
Haha.  Libe are stupid.   :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: Ed_McCarron on April 25, 2007, 10:31:32 am
I need eunuchs to guard my harem.  Duh.


Why use eunichs?  Its way too hard to get working.  Windows is easier.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: Matthew Anderson on April 25, 2007, 11:21:59 am
For the record, I believe he has one ball and I read both of his books... oh and I think he's an a--hole for a variety of reasons. If I was about to place second to him I would pull my brakes too!
:soapbox:

Lastly, while I can't stand Sheryl, her statement was brilliant, not because of what she said, but just that she's getting people talking. Maybe a few of us, in the privacy of the privy, will reduce our toilet paper consumption.

But probably not  :dunno

Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: ChadTower on April 25, 2007, 11:30:44 am

I'm going to stop using toilet paper altogether.  I'm going to download her music illegally, burn it to a disc, and wipe with that disc.  I'll download a fresh set every single time to make sure I am using a renewable resource.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: billf on April 25, 2007, 11:38:02 am
For the record, I believe he has one ball
Again, for the record - who cares!

I think he's an a--hole for a variety of reasons.
Please elaborate. I'm curious what reasons are.

If I was about to place second to him I would pull my brakes too!
I don't understand this quote.

Lastly, while I can't stand Sheryl, her statement was brilliant, not because of what she said, but just that she's getting people talking. Maybe a few of us, in the privacy of the privy, will reduce our toilet paper consumption.
Her "statement" or ideas were not brilliant, they were stupid and idiotic.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: billf on April 25, 2007, 11:38:46 am

I'm going to stop using toilet paper altogether.  I'm going to download her music illegally, burn it to a disc, and wipe with that disc.  I'll download a fresh set every single time to make sure I am using a renewable resource.

 >:D  :cheers:
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: Buddabing on April 25, 2007, 11:52:50 am

I think he's an a--hole for a variety of reasons.
Please elaborate. I'm curious what reasons are.


It is a generally accepted fact that Lance is a uvula. Just search.
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: ChadTower on April 25, 2007, 11:57:47 am

I think the cancer thing may have been a carefully calculated ploy to make him a little more aerodynamic and allow him to crouch on the seat better. 
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: shardian on April 25, 2007, 12:01:05 pm

I think the cancer thing may have been a carefully calculated ploy to make him a little more aerodynamic and allow him to crouch on the seat better. 

He definitely has a decided comfort advantage when it comes to distance biking. ;D
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: DrewKaree on April 29, 2007, 07:54:17 pm
While the article is funny, it does irk me how much TP my wife uses.  She goes thru like four yards a trip.

Peale, tell the wife it's toilet paper, not the pull cord for the lawnmower ;D
Title: Re: Sheryl Crow off the deep end?
Post by: RayB on May 01, 2007, 04:04:44 pm
Hey I forgot to ask earlier in this discussion. Was Crow talking about 2-ply ?