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Title: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: crashwg on December 13, 2006, 02:58:03 pm
CLICK ME (http://cgi.ebay.com/JOYSTICK-RED-OVAL-8-WAYS_W0QQitemZ180061639178QQihZ008QQcategoryZ13718QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 13, 2006, 03:09:19 pm

Erm, what kind of a moron would click with that subject and no desc on the link?   :tool:
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: crashwg on December 13, 2006, 03:23:37 pm

Erm, what kind of a moron would click with that subject and no desc on the link?   :tool:

The type of moron that would realize that when you hover over the link it is clearly an ebay auction where you'd have to go through a disclaimer to see the "adult section"...
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 13, 2006, 03:26:40 pm

Mouseovers aren't a reliable indicator of anything.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: CCM on December 13, 2006, 03:40:55 pm

Mouseovers aren't a reliable indicator of anything.

So any link description is suspicious?  You've never clicked on any link in a post on these boards?

You can put any description you want, so there is no difference between 'CLICK ME' or 'EBAY AUCTION' or 'SUPER COOL PRON SITE THAT WILL GET YOU FIRED IF YOU CLICK IT'.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 13, 2006, 03:49:36 pm

Exactly.  So when the desc says something suspicious, wise man say do not click.

I learned that in purgatory.  The hard way.  Too many times, lemon.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: RayB on December 13, 2006, 04:03:06 pm
It's a joystick that looks like a buttplug. 

Interesting thing, it has a flower shaped dust washer. WEIRD!
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 13, 2006, 04:09:50 pm

Is it a 4 or 8 way?
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: RayB on December 13, 2006, 11:00:14 pm
Depends on how kinky your wife is.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: Q*Bert_OP on December 13, 2006, 11:39:17 pm
Aboslutely Fugly :-X
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: danny_galaga on December 14, 2006, 08:17:49 am
Depends on how kinky your wife is.


buddaboom!
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: FrizzleFried on December 14, 2006, 09:42:33 am
I guess I am the trusting sort....but the way I see it is that a respected member of this forum isn't going to post a link to something obsene and/or dangerous from these forums....

...but then again,  as I said,  I am a trusting kind of guy.

PS: That joystick is downright nasty.....
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 14, 2006, 09:43:58 am

Dude, dude, dude... of course someone would.  Then they'd laugh, and laugh, and laugh.  That's a lemon fresh joke.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: pointdablame on December 14, 2006, 12:32:44 pm

Dude, dude, dude... of course someone would.  Then they'd laugh, and laugh, and laugh.  That's a lemon fresh joke.

I see what you did there.  Quite clever.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: J_K_M_A_N on December 14, 2006, 01:27:26 pm
Are you guys still mad about the lemon thing? Get over it already!

J_K_M_A_N

Actually, I am still laughing about that. Especially when you bring it up.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: JoyMonkey on December 14, 2006, 01:30:54 pm
There's a German site somewhere that has a huge collection of butt-plug resembling joysticks. I can't remember what it was called off hand, but it's pretty disturbing.

Edit: Not as an extensive butt-plug selection as I thought: http://www.arcadeshop.de/index.php?cPath=73&sort=2a&page=1
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 14, 2006, 01:34:31 pm
And few monkeys know as much about butt plug joys like JoyMonkey does.   :laugh2:


(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/avatars/user/avatar_1863.png)                   
    ^^^^^^


That's why his hair is like that.  He doesn't always see them approach.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: crashwg on December 14, 2006, 01:49:05 pm
I guess I am the trusting sort....but the way I see it is that a respected member of this forum isn't going to post a link to something obsene and/or dangerous from these forums....

...but then again,  as I said,  I am a trusting kind of guy.

PS: That joystick is downright nasty.....


Did anyone else catch the "respected member" part of that post?

I don't know what to say...

I'm honored.  :cheers: ;D
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 14, 2006, 01:52:29 pm

That was from FrizzleFried.  The dude who got himself banned from WahWorld and came here to rant about it all over the forum.

Because he is so good at f0rumz.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: JoyMonkey on December 14, 2006, 01:53:35 pm
I've got a respected member. I'm hoping that one day some company will produce a joystick in its likeness.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 14, 2006, 01:55:00 pm

Is it obscene and/or dangerous?
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: JoyMonkey on December 14, 2006, 02:03:26 pm
That all depends on what the situation calls for.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 14, 2006, 02:13:18 pm

So it's a versatile tool.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: JoyMonkey on December 14, 2006, 02:31:11 pm
*starting to feel a little uneasy about the amount of suggestive penis references in this thread, JoyMonkey slowly backs out of the room carefully so as to avoid any joysticks that might be mounted slightly below waist-height*
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 14, 2006, 02:31:59 pm

Watch out for the Ikari stick by the door.  It spins.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: FrizzleFried on December 14, 2006, 02:49:09 pm
...oh sod off Chad!   We all know that ebay listing is yours.

Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 14, 2006, 02:52:50 pm

Might be, I didn't look at it. 
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: More Cowbell on December 14, 2006, 04:45:38 pm
Wow. The entire thread. Just wow. Nicely done Chad, always the ray of sunshine.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: shmokes on December 14, 2006, 06:06:16 pm
I missed the lemon.  It sounds like I have nothing to feel bad about.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: danny_galaga on December 15, 2006, 09:03:18 am
Wow. The entire thread. Just wow. Nicely done Chad, always the ray of sunshine.

of course, you can use that joy to plug any stray sunshine emanations...
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 15, 2006, 09:09:41 am

Yes, because what I consider amusing, apparently, is not amusing to you.

Do you actually expect me to tailor my humor to you?

Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on December 15, 2006, 01:58:43 pm

Yes, because what I consider amusing, apparently, is not amusing to you.

Do you actually expect me to tailor my humor to you?

No, because laughing at one's own inside jokes are what community forums are all about. Right?
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: nostrebor on December 15, 2006, 01:59:22 pm
I missed the lemon.  It sounds like I have nothing to feel bad about.

Perhaps one of the AHOTWs will post a link to it. Unless Saint said we couldn't do that anymore... because it is bad. In a very bad way.

Yeah.
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: ChadTower on December 15, 2006, 02:01:04 pm
That wasn't my own inside joke.  That was an inside joke from another community to which many BYOAC members belong.  Not my fault if you're not one of them (nor am I anymore and many of those individuals seem to resent it).
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: barnes on December 15, 2006, 07:58:14 pm
I am honestly about to buy these and replace my happ controls. :)
Title: Re: Perhaps the nastiest looking joy ever?
Post by: mccoy178 on December 19, 2006, 11:54:14 am
Another great start to a thread by Debbie.  Boo.  How's that PS2 coming along? :cheers: