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Title: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on October 25, 2006, 11:39:19 am

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chucked Norris
Post by: ChadTower on October 25, 2006, 11:42:01 am

Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge facts.  He presents realities.

EDIT:  HAHA.

Quote

If your whole life is spent trying to make money and you neglect the people important in your life, you will create an emptiness deep in your heart and soul. I know. I fell into that trap. I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune.

The animated ads on either side of his column are big wads of cash and gold coins.   :laugh2: :laugh2:

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on October 25, 2006, 12:31:33 pm

*ripped from elsewhere*

"chuck norris doesn't make jokes, he kills them." 


mrC

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: ChadTower on October 25, 2006, 12:34:19 pm

My favorite has always been:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on October 25, 2006, 12:37:49 pm

In this article, Chuck Norris just ruined *my* favorite Chuck Norris Fact:

Quote from: ChuckNorris

"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

 :cry:


mrC

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: ChadTower on October 25, 2006, 12:41:13 pm

Did Chuck Norris write Jurassic Park?

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: shardian on October 25, 2006, 01:20:10 pm

Heh, did anyone else see the advertising banner for this at the bottom:
http://www.nukalert.com/

Oh man, I had to click it. We need a sister site for BYORD. (Build your own radiation detector).

BTW, here is my favorite
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
...man what a bad ass...

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on October 25, 2006, 02:11:10 pm

Quote from: shardian on October 25, 2006, 01:20:10 pm

Heh, did anyone else see the advertising banner for this at the bottom:
http://www.nukalert.com/

That CAN NOT be real?!?   :dizzy:


mrC

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: ChadTower on October 25, 2006, 02:22:34 pm

Duck and cover, bro.  That's all you need.

Title: Re: The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
Post by: cdbrown on October 26, 2006, 08:25:23 am

I always have a laugh at the chuck facts, bit disappointed he spent most of the time talking about god, more facts I say.
Like this one
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.