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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: RayB on August 30, 2006, 07:21:33 pm
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Funny, and work safe:
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com
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Unbelieveable.
Oh my God.
Your whole generation.
Gay.
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Unbelieveable.
Oh my God.
Your whole generation.
Gay.
agreed
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God there's some funny stuff there. That's incredibly edgy for such a mainstream company.
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Unbelieveable.
Oh my God.
Your whole generation.
Gay.
You'll never know the joys of a shorn scrotum. Your loss.
For what it's worth, it's pretty far from gay if you can get the women in your life
to enjoy your boys more.
..and I'm gunna' bet you could use the extra "optical inch".
mrC
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God there's some funny stuff there. That's incredibly edgy for such a mainstream company.
OMG. Click on 'The Basics' and then choose "Women prefer a well-groomed man, right?"
His reponse was exactly how I respond, when - you know- the subject comes up at parties.
Extra Bonus: Let him sit there without clicking anything for a while.
mrC
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You'll never know the joys of a shorn scrotum. Your loss.
For what it's worth, it's pretty far from gay if you can get the women in your life
to enjoy your boys more.
..and I'm gunna' bet you could use the extra "optical inch".
Body hair was good enough for Magnum PI and it is good enough for me.
The problem with the "optical inch" is that eventually she will figure out the scam.
Perhaps it is time to revive another 80s classic, updated for the 21st century: "Real Men Don Shave Their Bags".
Brilliant viral advertising.
Cheers
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Wow, you mean there are seriously still guys out there who don't trim their junk?
Your women must be SO depressed...
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..and I'm gunna' bet you could use the extra "optical inch".
Most men with a gun obsession could ;)
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That's incredibly edgy for such a mainstream company.
ah, yes. but they are dutch. say no more (",)
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(http://arbyte.us/blog_archive/2005/11/drevil_million_dollars.jpg)
Rigggghhhhhhhttttttt......
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eh..I shave my nuts..my girl likes it smooth as a baby's bum..whatever :dizzy:
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For additional info, click on the animated shaver at the bottom left and then select "wherer to shave" and then "groin and posterior"
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This razor isn't just about manscaping, it's about how you queers needed a product to shave your armpits, chest, back and legs.
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*sigh* ::)
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I went to UMass. Half the women there could use one of these to shave their armpits, chest, back, and legs.
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I went to UMass. Half the women there could use one of these to shave their armpits, chest, back, and legs.
No they couldn't, didn't you watch the ad?
Men's hair is more coarse and this is built just for men.
They believe if they're shaving their legs with a macho product it's not a feminine act.
I think Phillips is developing a masculine vibrator they can use on themselves too.
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No, didn't watch the ad. I'm at work.
Plus I'm not dumb enough to click on a link that is clearly posted as being to video and images of dudes shaving their sacks.
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Chad,
You must realize that this is a real product that they actually WANT to sell. Trust me, there are no such videos. You should really watch it. Even if you think men who use this are nancies, it's pretty damned hilarious.
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A guy in a robe talks about the importance of being clean shaven. Talks very eloquently but whenever he says offensive words they get muted out and a picture of a peach angled so you see the seam or a pair of kiwifruit appear.
Now I've ruined the gag so you don't have to see it.
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Hey dartful,
Who's more the "nancy"...a real nancie boy, or YOU...a boy who is absolutely terrified of nancies?
Oh, and judging by how much this whole thing seems to hurt your feelings, I'm gunna guess that Gorilla suit you had for Halloween wasn't really a suit at all. Was it?
mrC
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That's one of your weaker attempts, Mr C. Should have sat back a bit longer on that.
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Maybe. ;)
But I don't sit back on things. I'll save that for Dartful.
mrC
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I think Phillips is developing a masculine vibrator they can use on themselves too.
Do you have a link or an order number?
mrC
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But I don't sit back on things. I'll save that for Dartful.
Dammit, boy. I lobbed you a hanging curveball on purpose and you hit a weak pop fly.
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... a hanging curveball ...
I bet this shaver would help fix that. At least optically.
(http://www.giftsunusual.com/images/Single%20ball%20topiary.jpg)
mrC
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That's a little better. At least yrmom's chin would benefit.
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Got to trim the 3 piece set. You don't want it to look like a muskrat in your pants.
The guido "lee hotti" set think trimming the pubes is gay. But they pluck their eyebrows. :dizzy:
Jacktucky
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Ith tho metrothexual.
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Haven't met a woman yet who didn't love it, however.
And I *have* met plenty who complain about running into guys who didn't.
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I have to agree with dat...many of the wimmins don't like a south pole forest....
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Seriously, if you guys don't laugh your ass off when browsing this site, you're way too uptight. Holy hell is that funny. :laugh2:
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I *have* met plenty who complain about running into guys who didn't.
Women don't complain to me about it, but then I guess they wont complain to the guy with the problem. Which is why I end up hearing about your short comings and lack of endurance.
Also, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but a woman who is complaining about a guy's manscape didn't just "run into" him.
None of this really matters though because what she likes is irrelevant.
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Sure they do....
(http://www.yourhomeofficehelp.com/images/harried.jpg)
Hi, I'm harriet, can I see your pubes?
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Women don't complain to me about it, but then I guess they wont complain to the guy with the problem. Which is why I end up hearing about your short comings and lack of endurance.
Also, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but a woman who is complaining about a guy's manscape didn't just "run into" him.
I'm guessing it was supposed to upset me that every woman I've ever had sex with wasn't a virgin before she met me? There's also the fact that I have female friends, as well.
And, honestly, untrimmed pubes is pretty high on the list of complaints about guys in general-it's about as popular as guys who don't shower often enough.
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(http://arbyte.us/blog_archive/2005/11/drevil_million_dollars.jpg)
Rigggghhhhhhhttttttt......
wrong character!
(http://www.austinpowers.com/objects/images/goldmembersoffice.jpg)
oh, and ive finally looked at this. that is really funny. lighten up wowsers ;D
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Yeah . . . let me give you a little newsflash. A girl likes a pube stuck between her teeth exactly the same as much as a guy likes one stuck between his.*
*Hint: Not at all
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im not convinced about the 'optical inch' advantage. i mean, most women i know dont really notice the difference between 11" and 12"...
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im not convinced about the 'optical inch' advantage. i mean, most women i know dont really notice the difference between 11" and 12"...
I don't think " is the right sign for centimeter.
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im not convinced about the 'optical inch' advantage. i mean, most women i know dont really notice the difference between 11" and 12"...
I don't think " is the right sign for centimeter.
centimeter? i meant FEET :o
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centimeter? i meant FEET :o
You've been on the internets too long danny. Soon you will have forgotten how to spell colour, synchronise and defence as well as metre. :'(
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ok, ok. it was a pretty lame comeback. instead, to chris i say - TOUCHE!
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For what it's worth, it's pretty far from gay if you can get the women in your life
to enjoy your boys more.
Of all the things I could possibly have agreed with MrC on... It had to be this.
$40 at Target. Rechargable. Hell, if theres no nicks, its paid for itself in one use.
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if theres no nicks...
That comment brings up one SERIOUS question that the commercial didn't answer very clearly...
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The commercial suggests that there are no nicks. Amazon.com user reviews tend to agree with minor exceptions.
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One is too many.
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Tidy undercarriage = girlfriends face down there more often. It's a win-win situation people.
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I've nicked myself once while trimming with an electric razor. Stings a bit, but really not too awful-alot of bloodflow in that area, so it heals fast. Definately better than stories I've heard of razor cuts *shudder* A little Neosporin and all was good as new in about a day and a half. You quickly learn to stretch skin out so it's taut when you trim.
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I bleed a LOT, for hours sometimes, when I cut my face shaving. Hells no.
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I bleed a LOT, for hours sometimes, when I cut my face shaving. Hells no.
Thats OK. Just use Nair. Let us know when it falls off and we can call you Chadina.
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That would be better than what most people call me.
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I find it hard to believe that life as Chad can be that bad.
You do smile occasionaly, yes?
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Oh, don't get the impression that it bothers me. :cheers:
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This entire thread is TMI TMI TMI!
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I bleed a LOT, for hours sometimes, when I cut my face shaving. Hells no.
Nicks from shaving with a razor are ALOT worse than nicks from an electric trimmer. Trimmer usually won't even break the skin all the way, it's more of a pinch than anything. And, like I said, holding skin taut removes that danger.
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I bleed a LOT, for hours sometimes, when I cut my face shaving. Hells no.
Nicks from shaving with a razor are ALOT worse than nicks from an electric trimmer. Trimmer usually won't even break the skin all the way, it's more of a pinch than anything. And, like I said, holding skin taut removes that danger.
yes, thanks for that image- twice ;)
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I'm here to serve the needs of the people-it's what I live for.
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My wife: "Mark, what are the guys talking about on BYOAC today?"
Me: "The benefits and proper techniques of shaving our nuts"
My wife: :laugh2:
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Hey, This is a DIY board...
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Sometimes it's worth paying a professional.
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no friggin way am I shaving my nuts...... WTF
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Someone should start a nut shaving poll. :laugh2:
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A thread like this is useless without pix.
So, below, we have people shaving their nuts:
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A thread like this is useless without pix.
So, below, we have people shaving their nuts:
Dang, you sicko! It's bad enough we have to talk about shaving nuts, we don't explicit photos of ritualistic nut shaving to enhance our imagination. Will someone please ban this newb?
:laugh2: :laugh2:
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Its a slippery slope from shaving your nuts to donning the manties:
http://www.manties.net/
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I ordered one. My in-laws gave me a $50 gift certificate to Amazon for my birthday. How weird is that? My mother-in-law gave me tool for shaving the boys.
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Make sure you tell her what you spent it on, she'll appreciate the knowledge.
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I ordered one. My in-laws gave me a $50 gift certificate to Amazon for my birthday. How weird is that? My mother-in-law gave me tool for shaving the boys.
The wife's obviously been complaining about "the jungle".
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My wife: "Mark, what are the guys talking about on BYOAC today?"
Me: "The benefits and proper techniques of shaving our nuts"
My wife: :laugh2:
Dude, then ask her what she'd think if you pruned the hedges a bit...bet she gets a glint in the eye. Be prepared, she might be shocked at first. But get an honest answer.
Also, I think it's important to note that we're mostly talking about "Trimming"...the Philips device has a riser on it so it doesn't have to *shave* that close. Myself, I don't think it would be comfortable to shave any body hair completely, so I'd suggest, again, just "trim" for comfort and cleanliness.
mrC
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For what it's worth, it's pretty far from gay if you can get the women in your life
to enjoy your boys more.
Of all the things I could possibly have agreed with MrC on... It had to be this.
I know, it's sad, isn't it? lol.
I bleed a LOT, for hours sometimes, when I cut my face shaving. Hells no.
We've got a bleeder!
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6126/somethingmary281zk9.jpg)
mrC
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It came today. I'll probably test it tomorrow. I just thought you would all want to know.
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It came today. I'll probably test it tomorrow. I just thought you would all want to know.
I believe I speak for everyone when I say: this is one project that we DON'T need lots of pics for.
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It's pretty damned good. It ain't quite as close as a blade, but who wants to put a blade that close? As for nicks and cuts . . . no problems at all.
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
mrC
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What can I say? I have no shame. ;D
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It's pretty damned good. It ain't quite as close as a blade, but who wants to put a blade that close? As for nicks and cuts . . . no problems at all.
Amen to that-I had to shave once for a surgical prep. Lemme tell ya-the most nerve-wracking hour of my life (yes, hour-I went VERY slowly!).