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Title: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: RTSDaddy2 on August 24, 2006, 09:58:49 pm

So, my wife went to pick our 3 1/2 year old up from Sunday School last week, and the teacher whispered "Are you pregnant?"  My wife responded "No, I'm just fat!"  (don't believe it, it's just my wife's sense of humor).

When questioned further, we found out our little girl had told both teachers that Mommy was having a baby and it was going to be a little boy!  To which Daddy said.... :censored:

And before ANY ONE of you funny guys writes "at church???", no I didn't say it there -  I waited til I got home!  :)

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: jbox on August 25, 2006, 05:57:55 am

Time to have a talk to the postman...  :police:

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: horseboy on August 25, 2006, 10:02:52 am

Quote from: jbox on August 25, 2006, 05:57:55 am

Time to have a talk to the postman...  :police:

Damn you. Ok, time to get a new job.

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: ChadTower on August 25, 2006, 10:10:44 am

So is she pregnant or not?

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: horseboy on August 25, 2006, 10:16:25 am

Quote from: ChadTower on August 25, 2006, 10:10:44 am

So is she pregnant or not?

God I hope she's not.

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: RTSDaddy2 on August 25, 2006, 06:05:52 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on August 25, 2006, 10:10:44 am

So is she pregnant or not?

AARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!  (thinking to self I knew I could count on Chad, or Drew, or someone to be there)  :banghead:

No, she's not :)

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: ChadTower on August 25, 2006, 08:28:21 pm

Quote from: RTSDaddy2 on August 25, 2006, 06:05:52 pm

AARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!  (thinking to self I knew I could count on Chad, or Drew, or someone to be there)  :banghead:

No, she's not :)

Fair enough.  I'll be there tomorrow at noon.  She'll be pregnant tomorrow.

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: SithMaster on August 25, 2006, 11:57:34 pm

?  alright im a qualified high school health class student so ill take this.  unless you are superman then your sperm cannot fertilize a woman in less than a day.  unless you are superman then you may go about your business sir.

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: cw on August 26, 2006, 04:14:29 am

Quote from: horseboy on August 25, 2006, 10:02:52 am

Quote from: jbox on August 25, 2006, 05:57:55 am

Time to have a talk to the postman...  :police:

Damn you. Ok, time to get a new job.

and the lawnguy,poolguy, milkman (and yes they still go door to door but not in many places...

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: DrewKaree on August 27, 2006, 03:10:08 pm

Quote from: RTSDaddy2 on August 25, 2006, 06:05:52 pm

AARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!  (thinking to self I knew I could count on Chad, or Drew, or someone to be there)  :banghead:

At CHURCH?? ??  ;)

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: ChadTower on August 28, 2006, 01:38:51 pm

I'm still trying to figure out what he was talking about being there.

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: Havok on August 29, 2006, 07:34:02 am

I think he's pregnant and just doesn't know it yet...

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: jbox on August 29, 2006, 08:21:18 am

It'z nod a tumor!
(http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0101/02/NYHETER-02s10JUNIOR.jpg)

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: Vigo on August 29, 2006, 04:04:04 pm

 :banghead:

Why did you have to remind me that this movie existed...  :angry: I almost had forgotten...

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: shmokes on August 29, 2006, 08:35:28 pm

Quote from: RTSDaddy2 on August 24, 2006, 09:58:49 pm

And before ANY ONE of you funny guys writes "at church???", no I didn't say it there -  I waited til I got home!  :)

 . . . so, basically, you waited until god had her head turned.

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: ChadTower on August 30, 2006, 10:13:13 am

Why would god have his wife's head turned?  Doesn't god like snowballs?

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: Vigo on August 30, 2006, 12:18:14 pm

God's Married!!!?? Why wasn't I invited to the wedding????

Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes
Post by: Glaine on August 31, 2006, 01:10:56 pm

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3717

All the horrible things kids get away with saying and the rest of their lives lamenting.