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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: lordtodd75 on May 09, 2006, 03:56:35 pm
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I was just laughing at one of my co workers funny responses to a question and it made me want to start a thread about funny expressions. These are probably 2 of my favorites:
"poops mcgee"=a screw up="man you pulled a poops mcgee"
"five on the eyes"=slapping someone acrossed the head, face, eyes="bit*h, don't make me give you five on the eyes."
Anyone?
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Its old and stupid, but still makes me laugh every time I hear it... "Shut your pie-hole!".
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"Shut up you big fat stupid head."
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"Shut up you big fat stupid head."
I didn't know that Your Highness was around here. As always, showing class and pouring elegance. ;D
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"Sh1t or get off the pot"
"Crooked as a bar-room pool que"
"stop your crying, or I'll give you a reason to cry"
"Where's my present?, 'cause you must think I was born yesterday"
My new favorite ......fuktard... :cheers:
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You say this about someone with a big head:
"would you rather have a million dollars, or that guys head full of nickels?"
No matter how many times I hear it I still chuckle. ;D
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"Well slap me around and call me Susan." = I can't believe I was wrong.
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"...dumber than a box of hair."
Never understood the origin of that one but it always makes me laugh.
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One legged man in an ass kickin contest :D
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"Put a quarter in the time machine"
The always funny retort to the person who isn't paying attention to a conversation and pipes in with something that has been discussed 5 minutes earlier.
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some (maybe) aussie ones:
* couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
* couldn't drive a stick into a bucket of mud
* going off like a frog in a sock
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Buddy of mine cracks me up every time with "[blank] is so good it'll make you want to smack your mother."
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Several years back, a guy I worked with saw this really hot woman and blurted out..."I'd drink a cup of her piss just to see where it came from." I choked on my drink and I am sure most of it came out my nose when I heard that.
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colorful friend used to say "I'd eat a yard of her -poop- just to get to that ass"
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wow...a lot of these are good....
for the one legged man in an ass kicking contest here are some alternates:
busier than a one armed paper hanger
busier than a long tailed tomcat in a room full of rocking chairs
....dumber than a box of hair is a lot of fun because it's got 2 variables for example:
dumber than a sack of hammers. you can change the recepticle and what's in it! FUN!
remember in redneck rampage? that hillbilly used to say "I'm on you like stank on ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---"
this thread reminds me of a buddy I used to work with..he was full of them
he used to say:
I'd eat a MILE of her ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---, just to see where it came from.
it's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
good stuff all around...
Allroy
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A great one for anything that looks totally out of place (think 300 pound guy on a moped) "it's like a monkey fu :censored:ng a football"
First time I heard that one I laughed so hard I ended up (in this order) spitting out my beer, hitting my head on the brass bar rail, getting knocked the :censored: out, and waking up still laughing about it, but all my buddies were more concerned about the hospital visit to get the 27 stitches in my head!
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"Shut up you big fat stupid head."
I didn't know that Your Highness was around here. As always, showing class and pouring elegance. ;D
Surprise! ;)
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Ugly
-Uglier than a hat full of arseholes.
Hunger
-So hungry I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck.
-So hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.
Sickness
-As crook as Rookwood.
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"If I wanted any lip out of you I would pull it out of my zipper."
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Ugly
-Uglier than a hat full of arseholes.
Hunger
-So hungry I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck.
-So hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.
Sickness
-As crook as Rookwood.
And another ugly one:
"He/she is so ugly it looks like they were set on fire and put out with a bike chain!"
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"Dragged through a forest of ugly trees"
A funny take on "Were you hit with the ugly stick?"
Oh, and not an insult but... When building something and there's a gap of sorts
"You could throw a cat through that"
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heres an ugly one my dad often uses - "looks like they were hit in the face with a sack of nickels."
how about a classic about a good looking girl - "must be jam because jelly don't shake like that"
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You've got a face like a bashed crab
Fell out of the ugly tree- and hit every branch on the way down
Crooked as a dog's hind leg
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to people with big heads:
"That aint no forehead, thats a fivehead"
"Why the long face"
oldie but a goodie:
"save the whales, harpoon a fat chick"
to someone that says something stupid:
"Sorry, I dont speak stupid"
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Thirsty:
Dry as a dead Dingo's donger
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My favorite:
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
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british ones,
gay as a bay window
so hungry i could eat a scabby donkey
face like a back end of a bus
face like a bag of spanners
a stinking pile of manchester united