Step 1 - Fix hole in front of wife's face. Keeps opening.
Step 2 - Get a beer and enjoy the silence
Step 3 - Stop worrying about making lists of crap to do
That's my 3 step plan for success. The first step may require repeated attempts, but on the bright side, the last two steps always have to follow the repating of step 1, and that ain't all bad.
Let me know if you find a reliable solution to step 1?
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We can mass produce that and make millions ;D
Let me know if you find a reliable solution to step 1?
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We can mass produce that and make millions ;D
Duct tape. Make sure to get at least a 200 yard roll. It'll help fasten her hands in place when they try to help you ;)
Oh, and pick several colors. If you get one that clashes with her outfit, you might as well just keep it on there forever rather than let her tell you how it doesn't match her shoes, purse, socks, ankle mole, armpit hair, whatever ::) ;)