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Title: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: BUCKETHEAD on March 05, 2006, 12:22:08 pm
Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

 MARION COUNTY, Fla. -- A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home, authorities said.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, has been charged Monday with homicide for the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting over the weekend about the toilet tissue when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement with the crime, but confessed when questioned.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held  Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.

 

 



 
 
 

 

 
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: ChadTower on March 05, 2006, 05:00:49 pm
Crow told investigators that the men were fighting over the weekend about the toilet tissue when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Bad detectives.  He didn't kill him over toilet paper.  He killed him because dude pulled a gun on him.
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: BUCKETHEAD on March 05, 2006, 06:58:28 pm
Yeah,  But the argument was because of the Toliet paper.



Must have been some damn good Toliet Paper!

Maybe whatever brand it was ?

Should put a slogan on the front of the package that says ....

Our Toliet Paper is so great ,  You will Kill someone with a CLAW HAMMER over it !



Just an idea ??
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: missioncontrol on March 05, 2006, 11:54:45 pm
how could the guy bringing a hammer to a gun fight win?

DRTA
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: patrickl on March 06, 2006, 03:45:19 am
How can you be a room mate to that? In prison maybe?
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: missioncontrol on March 06, 2006, 03:56:19 am
I'm just guessing but I bet they don't use the best toilet paper in our prison system
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: shmokes on March 06, 2006, 07:16:12 am
I wonder if the guy really pulled a gun on him or if that is merely what he changed his story to after denying involvment didn't work.  You notice, for example, that he is being charged with homicide.  Also, a sledgehammer is a weapon that one would weild with two hands.  So at one point the guy had to actually stop beating this guy completely beyond recognition to switch weapons.  Maybe his arms got tired.
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: ChadTower on March 06, 2006, 08:17:04 am

Any defense attorney will tell you you stand a much, much better chance of not going to jail if you beat a person this way when you kill them.  It goes a long way towards the whole temporary insanity thing.  Much easier to defend than just hitting them a couple times then letting up.
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: rdagger on March 06, 2006, 10:34:30 am
Florida.
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: shmokes on March 06, 2006, 01:33:21 pm

Any defense attorney will tell you you stand a much, much better chance of not going to jail if you beat a person this way when you kill them.  It goes a long way towards the whole temporary insanity thing.  Much easier to defend than just hitting them a couple times then letting up.

When I'm a lawyer I'm going to make a point of not telling people this, just to spite you.
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: ChadTower on March 06, 2006, 02:00:07 pm

I will sue you for malpractice.
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: whammoed on March 06, 2006, 04:13:40 pm
Florida.
Exactly.  How come 90% of stories like this come from Florida?  Get me outa here!  :-\
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: SithMaster on March 07, 2006, 03:28:13 pm
i should move to florida
Title: Re: Man Kills Roomate over Toliet Paper ... :(
Post by: Stingray on March 08, 2006, 01:51:33 pm
Yeah. It's that whole over or under thing. Many have lost their lives to this cause.

-S