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Title: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: psik0tik on January 17, 2006, 03:15:46 pm
  I saw the movie "Closer" today and I must say if your gonna play a stripper natilie portman we wanna see your fun stuff.....I dont go to the strip club and pay strippers to keep theyre clothes ON and I really wanna see what anakin went to the darkside for. At least At leeeeeaasssst a nipple....but nothing. You get to see her put clothes on and if Im not mistaken strippers take clothes off. Just like in pretty woman she was suppose to be a hooker and just once in that movie did you see anything nope nada. I think Im done :)
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: ChadTower on January 17, 2006, 03:22:35 pm

Julia Roberts is a horse anyway, I'm glad we never saw them hit it.  I mean come on, you know Richard Gere is just gonna bust out the PVC and the rodents.
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: pointdablame on January 17, 2006, 06:26:07 pm
um... Closer is obviously a love story.. not a sex movie.  I'd even go so far as to label it a chick flick.. not many of those have hardcore sex scenes in it buddy.  It was also a pretty good movie regardless of the lack of boobs.

Just because there is a hot girl in a film who happens to be a stripper or what not.. there doesnt HAVE TO BE naked scenes in it.  If you had read reviews or summaries of it, you'd see pretty clearly that the chance of some hot Natalie Portman action was pretty slim.

Plus.. you do know the internet is full of porn right?  You don't have to watch movies in the hope that you'll see a boob... you can find them in 2 seconds online.
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: missioncontrol on January 17, 2006, 06:44:45 pm
it takes 5 seconds on dial up
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: AtomSmasher on January 17, 2006, 06:45:15 pm
I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: pointdablame on January 17, 2006, 09:14:18 pm
it takes 5 seconds on dial up

poor ---daisies---
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: ChadTower on January 18, 2006, 09:03:17 am
  It was also a pretty good movie regardless of the lack of boobs.

This concept does not compute.


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Just because there is a hot girl in a film who happens to be a stripper or what not.. there doesnt HAVE TO BE naked scenes in it. 

Let's simplify the concept for you so you understand it better.  Hot girl on screen should be naked.  Stripper isn't even part of the equation.

Hot Girl + screen = should be naked


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Plus.. you do know the internet is full of porn right?  You don't have to watch movies in the hope that you'll see a boob... you can find them in 2 seconds online.

But he wasn't on the net.  He was in a movie theater. 
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: Grasshopper on January 18, 2006, 09:18:40 am
I feel your pain.

I still haven't got over the disappointment that at no point during the three Star Wars prequels did we get to see Natalie Portman in a Princess Leia style metal bikini. Yet more evidence that George Lucas has completely lost the plot. :(

http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: Havok on January 18, 2006, 09:37:12 am
I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: AtomSmasher on January 18, 2006, 10:41:53 am
I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...
I doubt it'll be there because she was saying the director was like a father to her and wanted to protect her, which is why he cut the footage.
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: Havok on January 18, 2006, 11:26:07 am
I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...
I doubt it'll be there because she was saying the director was like a father to her and wanted to protect her, which is why he cut the footage.

Damn! I'll keep checking Google Videos and Bittorent...
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: ChadTower on January 18, 2006, 11:42:36 am

Who's her daddy?
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: Stingray on January 18, 2006, 02:41:25 pm
I remember seeing Natlie Portman interviewed when this movie came out and see actually filmed a nude scene for the movie, but the director decided to cut it.  Stupid directors and their damn morals.

Havok is waiting for the Director's cut DVD...
I doubt it'll be there because she was saying the director was like a father to her and wanted to protect her, which is why he cut the footage.

What an ahole.

-S
Title: Re: Dissapointment at its finest
Post by: Luxury on January 18, 2006, 06:04:43 pm

Who's her daddy?

I am.  ;)