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Title: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 05:11:57 pm
I got this e-mail about a job offer today, and BOY does it seem to fit me to a T! ::)

The funniest thing is the first line

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Hello,
My name is  Brown James and I am an artist.

So your first name is your last, and versa visa?  And I'd be interested in hippy pursuits because I somehow fit your demographics?  You've obviously kornfused me with Wonder Stevie.
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: Kremmit on January 03, 2006, 06:56:26 pm
Brown James is OK.

He's the workest harding man in show business.
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: nostrebor on January 03, 2006, 09:27:14 pm
Brown James is OK.

He's the workest harding man in show business.

He's the workest harding man in business show. ???
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: DrewKaree on January 04, 2006, 02:25:47 am
Brown James is OK.

He's the workest harding man in show business.

He's the workest harding man in business show. ???

Nostrebor right got think I it hat ass.
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: paigeoliver on January 04, 2006, 02:29:35 am
Does this Job offer come from Nigeria by any chance?

Munged first and last names are common in those emails.
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: DrewKaree on January 04, 2006, 02:49:30 am
No, it's actually for some "correspondence" course and how to market my "art"  I've got to send money off for the course materials, which OBVIOUSLY ::) will be recouped within the first few months of successfully completing their 5 star knowledge giving
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: missioncontrol on January 04, 2006, 03:52:55 am
cool I've allways wanted to be an artist.....
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: Stingray on January 04, 2006, 09:09:51 am

And I'd be interested in hippy pursuits because I somehow fit your demographics?  You've obviously kornfused me with Wonder Stevie.

Pretty soon Drew will be sportin' a ponytail and smoking oregano. From now on i'm calling him Chong Tommy.

-S
Title: Re: Who can vouch for Brown James?
Post by: Harry Potter on January 04, 2006, 09:15:31 am
cool I've allways wanted to be an artist.....
you are. but most of it was influenced by bulls.  ;)