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Title: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: M3talhead on December 23, 2005, 06:51:48 pm
A 24 year old woman swallowed her cell phone after getting into an argument with her boyfriend. Seriously, why not just remove the SIM card, take the battery, or hey, here's a brilliant idea...SMASH IT if you don't want him to read your scandalous text messages!

 Linkage  (http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/13474487.htm)











Million dollar lawsuit agains cell phone maker/provider in 5.....4.....3.....2.....
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: Bones on December 23, 2005, 07:36:06 pm
Yes. The phone manufacturers should have added a foul tasting ingredient to the phone and hence, discourage the phone eating temptation.

Still, the girls got talent and this needs to be acknowledged.
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: SOAPboy on December 23, 2005, 09:32:42 pm
Yes. The phone manufacturers should have added a foul tasting ingredient to the phone and hence, discourage the phone eating temptation.

Still, the girls got talent and this needs to be acknowledged.

which is prolly why she was hiding the txt messages and call logs from her bf..

Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: danny_galaga on December 24, 2005, 05:23:55 am
i didnt get past reading 'girl swallows' before clicking. bit dissappointing, really...
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: c64rulez on December 24, 2005, 06:15:51 am
Ah, it's nothing. I've seen some pictures around here somewhere of girls who could swallow a whole payphone
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: TOK on December 24, 2005, 10:48:35 am
That's the problem with cell phones. If she had swallowed a regular wall phone, it could have been pulled right back out by the cord.
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: Ed_McCarron on December 24, 2005, 11:03:13 am
"So she died from swallowing a cell phone?"

"Yep"

"Did it get stuck in here throat?"

"Nope.  Went down like a 50 dollar hooker."

"How'd she die?"

"She went to visit her parents a few states over."

"How'd that kill her?"

"Roaming charges."

I'm here all night. :)
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: M3talhead on December 27, 2005, 01:27:07 pm
Remember the girl that swallowed her cellphone?? Well it turns out she might not have done it voluntarily!
 ***UPDATE!***  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051226/ap_on_fe_st/swallowed_cell_phone;_ylt=AhvjulytyAm25j1Q_AJfRMis0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-)
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: SithMaster on December 27, 2005, 09:35:56 pm
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Post by: Havok on December 28, 2005, 01:54:02 pm
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Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: Jabba on December 28, 2005, 02:04:27 pm
She was probably nagging the crap out of him and he finally snapped, shouting ar her to STFU and shoving tyhe nearest object, which happened to be a cell phone, down her gullet.

You heard it here first folks... ;)
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole
Post by: quarterback on December 28, 2005, 02:11:22 pm
Remember the girl that swallowed her cellphone?? Well it turns out she might not have done it voluntarily!
 ***UPDATE!***  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051226/ap_on_fe_st/swallowed_cell_phone;_ylt=AhvjulytyAm25j1Q_AJfRMis0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-)


New update: Man charged in cell-phone assault case (http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/13497020.htm)

And the ex-boyfriend's name is "Marlon Brando".... wierd
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: markrvp on December 28, 2005, 02:32:49 pm
Let me just say that I don't support the man's action of shoving a cell phone down a nagging woman's throat.  I do however UNDERSTAND it.
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: M3talhead on December 28, 2005, 06:48:50 pm
Let me just say that I don't support the man's action of shoving a cell phone down a nagging woman's throat.  I do however UNDERSTAND it.

Well put.
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: DrewKaree on December 28, 2005, 08:19:51 pm
Let me just say that I don't support the man's action of shoving a cell phone down a nagging woman's throat.  I do however UNDERSTAND it.

3 out of 4 racists understand shoving a cell phone down a nag's throat

The new TripK slogan ;D
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: Thenasty on December 28, 2005, 08:30:54 pm
i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: DrewKaree on December 28, 2005, 08:52:58 pm

i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.


You should be thanking your lucky stars cops only wanna chat with you at 3 a.m. on deserted roads concerning your driving habits instead of at 5 p.m. about just what the hell you're looking at on the internet and why you have those 500 gigs of donkey pR0n and why the hell you decided to back them up onto floppy disks.
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: Bones on December 28, 2005, 09:12:36 pm
i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.
I sphinct the reception would be crappy.

The real concern is how she called the ambulance with a phone stuck up her ass. You can go insane trying to figure stuff like that out.
Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: Bones on December 28, 2005, 09:23:20 pm
Ouch. Ooow. Ahhh. <grunt / sweat> Grrrrr... ouch, sonofa... arrrgghhh. <PLOP>

Sorry, wrong number.

Title: Re: Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***
Post by: Thenasty on December 28, 2005, 09:43:06 pm

i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.


500 gigs of donkey pR0n and why the hell you decided to back them up onto floppy disks.

I/m backing it up with my 360k floppy disk drive  :o