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Title: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 19, 2005, 06:33:38 pm
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I don't quite get it, but it's probably cuz I told too many people "I'll *YOINK* in yer mouth"

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad about your post counts being turned off, while I get my title changed like it's a revolving door.  Neither bothers me, ya nancy's ;D
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: JackTucky on December 19, 2005, 07:11:37 pm
For me, "Full Member" describes me, and my condition, at any given time.

Art
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 19, 2005, 07:30:12 pm
For me, "Full Member" describes me, and my condition, at any given time.

Art

I prefer "turgid" or "tumescent" 
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: JackTucky on December 19, 2005, 08:08:16 pm
I'm too lazy to look those words up, and I'm dumb. 

Art
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: nostrebor on December 19, 2005, 08:41:15 pm
Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Bones on December 19, 2005, 09:16:25 pm
You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Jabba on December 19, 2005, 09:18:45 pm
Better add senile in there too, and keeper of BLUE pills...


BTW: Whew! Ever feel like you're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon and the author is drawing the scene as you go with all these changes in titles. Glad mine has stayed unscathed...
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: pointdablame on December 19, 2005, 10:01:42 pm
How does Drew get his title changed every 5 seconds, yet I don't have one yet.

I think Drew is behind this conspiracy...
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: SirPeale on December 19, 2005, 10:30:00 pm
I think Drew is behind this conspiracy...

Ask and ye shall receive...

although it's not me doing the giving.  Let's see who's online...

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Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Bones on December 19, 2005, 10:36:51 pm
I seen saint reviewing pointdablame's profile....
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: pointdablame on December 19, 2005, 10:59:23 pm
Sweet :)

Thanks whoever did that.  Now I must post in every Drew thread and point out his crazy conspiracies.   I shall make the truth known.   :P

it's even got my beloved elipse in it...
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: missioncontrol on December 19, 2005, 11:52:53 pm
I got 2 titles
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 03:16:24 am
Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

You sir, are nothing but an amateur.  Please pay special attention to my good man, Bones.  He's the master lemonade bater.  I give you exhibit A:

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

And look....I've been taken for another spin ;D
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 03:18:39 am
it's even got my beloved elipse in it...

I'll *YOINK* all over your beloved elipse :D
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Harry Potter on December 20, 2005, 07:16:17 am
I got a hyphen in mine
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: c64rulez on December 20, 2005, 07:34:08 am
I've been helping women lower their panties since 1983.

Wonder if it's worth something
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: duffjr on December 20, 2005, 07:53:56 am
but most of that time was spent in jail.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: c64rulez on December 20, 2005, 08:02:08 am
Was that you in the corner yelping like a poor puppy with 12 black bats around ya ?
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: duffjr on December 20, 2005, 08:42:11 am
yea, i got off early for good behavior.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: c64rulez on December 20, 2005, 08:55:54 am
premature ejac problems ?

wrong forum ?
 ;D
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 09:10:05 am

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Harry Potter on December 20, 2005, 09:11:59 am

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S
Can I have em back now you sicko.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: nostrebor on December 20, 2005, 09:22:29 am
Consider it an opportunity to have a revolving door avatar.

You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

You sir, are nothing but an amateur.  Please pay special attention to my good man, Bones.  He's the master lemonade bater.  I give you exhibit A:

You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".

And look....I've been taken for another spin ;D

You are quite correct. Besides, there is not enough time to change your av to suit before the title changes again. It really was a poorly suggested plan :-\

Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: missioncontrol on December 20, 2005, 09:37:29 am

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S

I wear mine on cold days
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Harry Potter on December 20, 2005, 09:44:33 am
No you don't. You just wanna sound hip and cool for the pant wearing crowd.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: ChadTower on December 20, 2005, 10:10:48 am
You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

So if you squeeze me the right way, you leak out?

That sounds about right.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Harry Potter on December 20, 2005, 10:12:53 am
Leak. I am slowly being drawn to this thread.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Havok on December 20, 2005, 11:05:15 am
I refuse to post in this thread.

Arghh, darnit!

Oh well...
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 11:19:14 am

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S
Can I have em back now you sicko.

You shouldn't have left them on my back porch.

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: pointdablame on December 20, 2005, 11:24:20 am

And to think, you guys have your panties in a wad...

No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.

-S
Can I have em back now you sicko.

You shouldn't have left them on my back porch.

-S

eww... you just know those things were pee'd on. :)
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 12:15:39 pm
Pee'd in to be more specific.

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 01:58:55 pm

Besides, there is not enough time to change your av to suit before the title changes again.


Change my av?  Are you kidding?  I wanna see what that dude looks like when he gets to the bottom of the stairs!


No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.


Thanks for telling us you're going commando.  Oh man....here comes lunch again (http://stingraysmadness.com/EE/images/smiles/puke.gif)
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 02:20:37 pm


No me. I keep mine neatly pressed in a collectable display album.


Thanks for telling us you're going commando.  Oh man....here comes lunch again (http://stingraysmadness.com/EE/images/smiles/puke.gif)

Waddaya insane? It's frackin' freezing! I'm wearing my long underpants today.

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: ChadTower on December 20, 2005, 02:22:29 pm

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 02:30:42 pm

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

Do you have a better idea?

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 02:35:03 pm

Sadly, he's wearing them on his head.

And with the wind chill, they're now all twisted up in a wad.  The circle is complete
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: ChadTower on December 20, 2005, 02:37:52 pm

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: nostrebor on December 20, 2005, 02:42:05 pm
You=Lemons

Me=Lemonade

So if you squeeze me the right way, you leak out?

That sounds about right.

Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: nostrebor on December 20, 2005, 02:43:18 pm

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

Now he can go ahead and have that beer at work. Job security AHOY!
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 02:49:44 pm

It's a pretty big wad, and now they think he's Hindu, so his job security is 100% for fear of Union reprisal.

Now he can go ahead and have that beer at work. Job security AHOY!

So now the circle is complete.

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: ChadTower on December 20, 2005, 02:51:47 pm
(http://people.freenet.de/datastorer/HasbroTiger.jpg)
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 03:26:26 pm
Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 03:36:40 pm
Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

-S

On the plus side, after the orchidectomy, it only LOOKS painful
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Bones on December 20, 2005, 03:39:20 pm
You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".
Ha!

I could have done so much better if I knew my request would be fullfilled.....
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 03:49:11 pm
You should combine them all to form "Pompus revolving door windbag *YOINKER*".
Ha!

I could have done so much better if I knew my request would be fullfilled.....

Slacking is no excuse for not working.

Wait....that's....uh.....erah......um......as you were :-[
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: skippy on December 20, 2005, 04:07:03 pm
You guys have to slow down.  It's gettin way too hard to keep up here.  What type of gay inner circle inside joke thing is going on here
NTTIAWWT
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: Stingray on December 20, 2005, 04:11:04 pm


Wait....that's....uh.....erah......um......

Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself.

-S
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 04:17:56 pm
You guys have to slow down.  It's gettin way too hard to keep up here.  What type of gay inner circle inside joke thing is going on here
NTTIAWWT

If people don't start reading the directions, I'm just gonna start throwing poo around.  YOU NEED TO GET AN ASSISTANT!  DUH!

I thought I laid this out earlier.  Didn't you search?  SEARCH, DAGNABBIT, SEARCH!  STEEEEEELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: skippy on December 20, 2005, 04:24:19 pm
Sorry,  Didn't search.  Was to busy looking for an assistant.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 04:26:55 pm
Step 1.  Get an assistant.
Step 2.  Get assistant to search.
Step 3.  Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4.  Open beer.
Step 5.  Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6.  Find a back porch.
Step 7.  Boxs8 all over it.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: JackTucky on December 20, 2005, 05:04:02 pm
Step 1.  Get an assistant.
Step 2.  Get assistant to search.
Step 3.  Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4.  Open beer.
Step 5.  Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6.  Find a back porch.
Step 7.  Boxs8 all over it.


Knew I'd find you and your innuendo here.  Keep it straight.  Lets keep the straight in sex!

Art "trying to get drew to come back to our team since 2005"
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 05:24:48 pm

Knew I'd find you and your innuendo here.  Keep it straight.  Lets keep the straight in sex!

Art "trying to get drew to come back to our team since 2005"


Methinks Bozsx4 has turned your thinking every which way but right.  Everyone else knows a "back porch" is for peeing on.  NOBODY knows how you perverted it into your blue-state love-fest

Drew *Hating the flamboyantly gay uniforms of Jack's "team" since 4EVR*
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: c64rulez on December 20, 2005, 05:54:46 pm
Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.


I say you'd better watch it
You're starting to sound like me  ;)
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 20, 2005, 06:19:08 pm
Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.


I say you'd better watch it
You're starting to sound like me  ;)

Nah.  There's several steps that make sense in there.

For me to sound like you, I'd have to start talking like a woman, and then remove the rest of my common sense ;D ;)

Or else start talking Israelishese ;)

Oh, and I'd have to tell perfectly sane and logical people that their brilliant ideas for my cab can't be done and that you want to be just like them when you grow up. ;D ;D ;D

That outta just about take care of it ;)
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: ChadTower on December 21, 2005, 12:00:14 pm
Looks like the Stingray action figure is taking one in the speedbags.

HA, I hadn't noticed that.  Nice.
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: c64rulez on December 21, 2005, 12:19:08 pm
Step 1. Get an assistant.
Step 2. Get assistant to search.
Step 3. Wonder how you knew to get an assistant without searching first
Step 4. Open beer.
Step 5. Drink beer to soothe the ache from Step 3.
Step 6. Find a back porch.
Step 7. Boxs8 all over it.


You could try this:
Step 1. Read step 2
Step 2. Read step 1
Step 3. You're cake is here ready and willing. come and get it

Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: DrewKaree on December 21, 2005, 06:36:13 pm
Someone's got cake for me fellas.  Anyone have a spare ticket to Israelica?
Title: Re: Why won't someone give me cake?
Post by: c64rulez on December 22, 2005, 07:00:18 am
Now you're a fast reader, aren't you ?