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Title: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: JackTucky on December 15, 2005, 10:15:32 am
http://pictures.humpingfrog.com/13090/2005/12/nerd-ass.html

Art
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: J_K_M_A_N on December 15, 2005, 11:08:31 am
That ain't no power pellet!

J_K_M_A_N
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: missioncontrol on December 15, 2005, 12:43:05 pm
if he would've done frogger the logs would be in 3d
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 09:53:25 am
I had nightmares last night, that pacarse chased me all over town, and just as I've had that power pellet, it farted and I waked up.

Is it a sign for something ?
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 09:54:02 am

It means you are gay.
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 10:01:37 am
Tell it to my wife sweetie. She'll love it
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 10:04:11 am

There are so many multidick jokes in this direction that I am frightened of all the ---Deutsche Frankfurters--- involved.
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 10:11:58 am
Lie down buddy, and just relax.
Now tell me the truth.

Can you describe the last dick you were afraid of ?
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 10:14:06 am

It was dark brown, the size of a baseball bat, and headed straight for me.  I screamed and screamed but the guards refused to open the cell door.

Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 10:15:20 am
Sheesh man, I hope you waked up in time
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 10:18:31 am

I don't remember anything after the evil laugh.
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 10:19:48 am
Ahhh. That's me. But on last inspection it sure wasnt dark brown
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 10:20:36 am

In your case, that would depend on where you last put it.
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: c64rulez on December 16, 2005, 10:21:36 am
Now this is funny
and believe me, I know funny
I'm a clown fish

or am I ?
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: Stingray on December 16, 2005, 12:51:25 pm

In your case, that would depend on where you last put it.

There goes another rib. :)

-S
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: JackTucky on December 16, 2005, 08:49:08 pm
You know, I need to start posting more boring political stuff here.  Only 14 replies to a guy who tattoed PACMAN to his ARSE?!?

I'll look for someone who tattooed Centipede to his, er, Johnson.  Maybe THEN I can get a few more props.

Peace out, PHATso's.  fo shizzle.

Art
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: markrvp on December 16, 2005, 11:18:51 pm
You know, I need to start posting more boring political stuff here.
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: JackTucky on December 17, 2005, 02:57:08 pm
Date night's over now and I'm feeling very relaxed.  I think tomorrow I might go to the gun range and shoot my GLOCK FO-TAY.

I might DRINK a FO-TAY.  One sip for me, one for my homies.

Art
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: DrewKaree on December 18, 2005, 03:19:08 am
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta 8)
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: JackTucky on December 18, 2005, 06:19:15 pm
My babys mother, and my shorties are going to watch one of my shorties in a Christmas play.

Peace out, yo.

Art
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: DrewKaree on December 18, 2005, 07:13:57 pm

My babys mother


My baby momma

Foo, you suck at geh-toe.  Dat make you Sucka Foo! ;D
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: JackTucky on December 18, 2005, 08:37:22 pm
You win.  But you're racist  ;)  AND you're NOT funny.

I'm sensitive, and funny.  And I CARE dammit!

Art  "Mad that I didn't get a 2 litre and mentos this weekend"
Title: Re: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse
Post by: DrewKaree on December 18, 2005, 09:58:37 pm
You win.  But you're racist  ;)  AND you're NOT funny.

I'm sensitive, and funny.  And I CARE dammit!

I refuse to believe your charges, as you're not qualified.  I think you have to go to a class or something to be the judge, but some folks are supposedly inbred inborn with this "gift".  Don't worry about finding them.  THEY will tell YOU they have "the gift".