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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: TravistyOJ on December 14, 2005, 10:03:21 pm
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Dang it, I cant find them!
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You left them on top of the fridge.
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Dang, nope. I think a black hole must have opened up and taken them.
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If your keys did in fact disappear into a singularity I would recommend tearing open that damn wormhole and chasing after them.
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I would but it already shut! I need to retear the worm hole, how did they do it in sliders?
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I dunno how they do it in sliders but in Australia we just say- "Open up ya bloody filthy wormhole ya dirty bastard!".
This line also works on many Aussie girls.......
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They used something that looked like a television remote.
Check to make sure you didn't leave them in the washer or dryer.
I have a bad habit of washing things in my pockets.
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Man even my universal remote wont open up black holes, not so universal now are yah! Dang it, this is pissing me off, I mean i have to go to work tomorrow.
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I stole them. I am waiting for you to leave. I am about steal from you and poo under your lounge.
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They're either in the cushions of your couch, or behind the couch where you threw them when you came home drunk earlier..... or was that me?
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under my lounge? I dont own a lounge? Is that like australian for porch?
Crap, I see you lurking in the bushes.
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Wow. It just occurred to me how little of what I say, that you people actually understand............
Lounge=Sofa
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:)
Its funny how even though ppl speak the same language, there are so many differences. I once had a roommate in college from canada, and one time he said he had to go to the water closet, i was like what?
(In canada water closet = bathroom)
Oh well, I give up on the keys, tomorrow i make copies of spares.
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once you make copies you'll find the originals
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Once you make copies I would have changed the locks.
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I dunno how they do it in sliders but in Australia we just say- "Open up ya bloody filthy wormhole ya dirty bastard!".
This line also works on many Aussie girls.......
i can vouch for that. aussie girls arent the most feminine of creatures. unfortunately im too much of a gentleman to use these sorts of lines so i tend to go without...
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i can vouch for that. aussie girls arent the most feminine of creatures. unfortunately im too much of a gentleman to use these sorts of lines so i tend to go without...
Someone's hacked into danny's account, and appears to be a gentleman. Danny's gonna be upset when he finds out this guy's telling us how he's the exact opposite of danny ;D
If you've lost your keys, it's real easy to find them. Just call information.
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usually when I can't find my keys they end up still being in the front door knob from when I let myself in.....
did you check there?
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OH! Check the freezer.
ALWAYS check the freezer.
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Benefit of marriage: The uterus is a tracking device.
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OH!
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By strange coincidence, a wormhole opened up in my house and a set of keys fell out.
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Last two times I lost my keys I found them in Seph's mom.
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Hey! I just found your keys! Here they are... Ooops! They just fell down the sewer drain...
Ummm... Sorry?
::)
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Usually my lost keys are in my pocket. :( Just for grins, you might check there.
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Usually my lost keys are in my pocket. :( Just for grins, you might check there.
It shounds like you're the one looking for grins by suggesting he fiddle around in your pockets :)
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touche
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Touche means touched in French, you know.
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Well, that's seems ironic.
Perhaps i should have said <kelso> BURN! </kelso> instead.
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Usually my lost keys are in my pocket. :( Just for grins, you might check there.
God. I have done that.
Wife was sure they were in the trash. I used her keys and went to work. At work I found them on my belt ( I allways were them on a clip)
I got home and hid them.
still got busted . The wife had sorted all the trash and was she pissed.
Funny thing now my keys are at the lake. Left them at thanksgiving. :-[
have not had a day off since to go get them.
Bet your keys and mine are at the lake
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Now you're complaining that it burns when someone sticks their hand in your pocket.
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Not since that last visit to the doctor.
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Doctor doctor gimme the news
I gotta bad case of manhands in my pocket
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Your ability to make lyrics rhyme is quite amazing!
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I have a bunch of worktype stuff I'm doing.
All I could come up with that fast were bruise and Jews.
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I most certainly would have taken the time to utilize the word "Jews" in some way.
Edit: Isn't it irritating when your work duties keep you from being your very best?
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Not since that last visit to the doctor.
The ointment is working, then?
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Quite well. Thank you.
Now if I could just reach this stupid softball sized Goiter on my back...
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I'm not going near using the word Jews in a message board joke with a ten foot pole.
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How about "spoo".
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Now you're just making words up. That's not in Merriam-Webster either.
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I'm not going near using the word Jews in a message board joke with a ten foot pole.
I would suggest pews, but I just cannot get it to fit the application.
Stingray, Wouldn't it be spoos?
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I got home and hid them.
I have sooo done this before :) She always catches me though. I need to work on my bluff tells.
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Stingray, Wouldn't it be spoos?
You could be right.
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Roo's. Damn roo's...... Come to my country, eat all my grass.
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But we gave you frogs.
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Weren't the Roos already there when you showed up?
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Weren't the Roos already there when you showed up?
I am not really concerned with the minor technicalities.
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But we gave you frogs.
He already thanked you. Remember when he gave you crabs?
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Indirectly, via his wife.
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So as we have not heard from Travis can we assume he saw his keys in the floor vent, reached in to get them, and is now trapped up to his shoulderblades, viewing the messages comming in on his PC, and yet sadly unable to reach the keyboard or phone in order to summon help?
Poor Travis.
Poor, poor, Travis.
Dibs on Double Dragon.
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Found em this morning!! They werent in that vent, but i did get stuck. It wasnt a pretty sight. As for the Double Dragon, it remains mine!!! HAHAHA
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You win this round Travis...but I'll be back!
TO THE HYDROFOIL!
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Okay, so where were they?
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On the dashboard of the hydrofoil.
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I dont understand this, they were in my roommates room, I didnt even go in there, maybe he accidentally picked them up. JERK!
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Maybe he forgot to put them back after using them to sneak into your room and sniff your underwear.
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now that was sick.
why did you even go there :-\
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now that was sick.
why did you even go there :-\
Because that's what I do.
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Stingray didn't go there, your roommate did.
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But Stringray does sniff dirty underwear.
And, I'm not talking about the "clean" test...
;D
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Dude, if you're not sure if you need to change your underwear, ---smurfing--- change it.
Sniff test my arse.
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Sniff test my arse.
No way - those pacman tattoos scare me...
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(http://www.stingraysmadness.com/EE/images/smiles/ROFL.gif) I'm running out of ribs.
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Sniff test my arse.
No way - those pacman tattoos scare me...
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now that was sick.
why did you even go there :-\
Because that's what I do.
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S, it's like he's new here or something :P