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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Harry Potter on December 02, 2005, 12:33:18 pm
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So I come in to work.
Not much going on. 2 jobs in the print queue I'm thinking get out of work 4 hours early and hit the pubs.
Then 2 hours later some inconsiderate ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- decides to submit a 150,000 impression job (that's enough printing to keep us occupied for 4 days). I manage to get most of it done in 5 hours.
So I'm late to the pub, I get to my mate's place, he's watching Harry potter. I wanna go drinking. Nah, we gotta finish watching it.
At the pub they won't let us in cause it's too full so we go next door to the gothic bar. not bad. The night is starting to turn around. then I run out of smokes so I go next door to the other pub to use their machine. I'm greeted by about 20 blokes kicking the living ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- out of each other, the bouncers AND the cops.
I gotta get my smokes. I make it past the rumble (One of the bouncers got half his face taken off by the way) and drop the first coin in the cig machine when i realise my eyes are burning.
Everyone who is left in the pub decides to say ---fudgesicle--- really loud at the same time and they all bolt for the same exit. meanwhile my eyes are burning, skin is burning, trying to get the coins out and head for the same door.
I reckon the cops emptied about 5 cans of pepper spray in the pub because even 20 meters from the door was death.
I got the smokes and was coughing for the rest of the night and my eyes are still on fire from the damn spray.
Bloody cops. >:(
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well thats interesting, heh
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This explains why we haven't seen you online today.
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I would have been more drunk but we had to bail early cause I can't see very well at the moment.
By the way, the purgatory is stuffed.
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By the way, the purgatory is stuffed.
Working fine for me.
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I think a dingo may have taken the internet sattelite uplink to the rest of the world :(
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You must have left the gate open last time you crossed the dingo fence to chase a roo.
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See I knew it was gonna backfire on me one day.
No more Roos. I'll stick to Seph's mum from now on.
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Quit smoking.
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Sod off you health freak.
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While your at it, quit drinking, swearing, and wearing ladies underpants.
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While your at it, quit drinking, swearing, and wearing ladies underpants.
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Ok. I'll quit drinking, smoking and ---smurfing--- swearing.
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Not ready to give up the lingerie collection yet, huh?
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I need something to keep me occupied.
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Killing kittens while looking at Chad's "I want to be an engineer" billboard isn't doing it for you anymore?
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Kill a Kitten is one of the greatest songs ever, SephTW