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Title: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: missioncontrol on November 22, 2005, 01:18:30 pm

6 Presidents on a sinking ship

Ford: "What do we do?"
Bush: "Man the lifeboats!"
Reagan: "What lifeboats?"
Carter: "Women first!"
Nixon: "Screw the Women!"
Clinton: "You think we have time?"

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on November 22, 2005, 01:34:23 pm

(http://www.stingraysmadness.com/images/photoalbum/15/politics.jpg)


Sorry, Stingray.

mrC

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: Stingray on November 22, 2005, 02:03:10 pm

Dangnabbit, you beat me at my own game!

-S

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: ChadTower on November 22, 2005, 02:18:34 pm

That is because you now play on a better field.

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: USSEnterprise on November 22, 2005, 02:48:53 pm

 One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.

He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him,

"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington

advises, and then fades away.



The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas

Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,

please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from

sight................



The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see

the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What

is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into

the mist........................


Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure

moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush

pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the

country?"









Lincoln replies, "Go see a play".

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on November 22, 2005, 03:06:33 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on November 22, 2005, 02:18:34 pm

That is because you now play on a better field.

ass kisser...   :P

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: Stingray on November 22, 2005, 03:29:17 pm

That seems unlikely. I'm still trying to figure out how that was an insult, but I haven't decoded it yet. :)

-S

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: ChadTower on November 22, 2005, 04:09:52 pm

Seriously... I'm one of the very last people to call an ass kisser.

Maybe he can't spell kick.

Title: Re: 6 Presidents on a sinking ship
Post by: Dartful Dodger on November 22, 2005, 06:37:44 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on November 22, 2005, 04:09:52 pm

Seriously... I'm one of the very last people to call an ass kisser.

Maybe he can't spell kick.

Kiss/Suck maybe he doesn't know the difference.