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Title: Stop Alien Abductions
Post by: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 01:03:32 pm

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Title: Re: Stop Alien Abductions
Post by: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 03:58:49 pm

this just in.....

The How To Refuse Alien Abduction booklet in PDF

http://www.thelightside.org/PDFbooklet.pdf

Title: Re: Stop Alien Abductions
Post by: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 01:53:55 pm

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Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

Pppht. That doesn't sound like any fun.

-S

Title: Re: Stop Alien Abductions
Post by: Ed_McCarron on November 21, 2005, 02:07:51 pm

Everytime I start to think maybe some of -my- schemes are hare-brained... Its nice to see theres people worse off than I am.

Betcha 3M isn't arguing.  Wonder if thats in their 'potential uses' list?

Title: Re: Stop Alien Abductions
Post by: Ed_McCarron on November 21, 2005, 02:09:54 pm

For that matter, whats to keep the aliens from sending the thought control signals from below?  The helmet only covers the top of his head.  He needs to make a large bag of Velostat, with a zip lock closure and climb in.

In a half-hour or so, mind control will be the least of his issues.