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Title: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: MameJunkie on November 09, 2005, 12:33:28 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051108/ap_on_fe_st/drunken_moose;_ylt=AmzC4b_vdoGP44Vu9naMhGes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Whats wrong with animals gettting drunk?  Cutting into our supply of alcohol.
Title: Re: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: Harry Potter on November 09, 2005, 12:34:58 pm
It's just Stingray's Homosexual Zombie Dog with Bad Gas. Only now it's mutated into a Homosexual Moose.
Title: Re: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 12:35:20 pm
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Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.

Nice Police... they have to send for a hunter and a dog?
Title: Re: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 12:37:06 pm
I'd just like to say that I would never contribute to the delequency of a moose. He got his beer elsewhere, your honor.

-S
Title: Re: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 12:49:06 pm

But he bit your sister.
Title: Re: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 12:52:26 pm
Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 12:49:06 pm

But he bit your sister.

No realli!  She was karving her initials on the m
Title: Re: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: Luxury on November 09, 2005, 01:46:35 pm
Quote from: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 12:52:26 pm
Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 12:49:06 pm

But he bit your sister.

No realli!
Title: Re: Drunken Moose attacks home
Post by: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 01:57:27 pm
Quote from: Luxury on November 09, 2005, 01:46:35 pm

...I need to find some fermented apples.

Try a McDonald's fruit salad.

-S